Tanks and Tuddies

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 185 is here and we’re diving fully into the early-season chaos around Major League Baseball. We kick things off with Locks and Longshots as both sides look to build momentum, then get into a full MLB breakdown — including Tigers and Brewers updates, bullpen concerns, injuries, and what trends are actually worth buying into right now. We’re also firi...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 184 is here and we’re breaking down everything from a chaotic week across sports — starting with a full recap of the NFL Draft. We dive into team reactions, winners and losers, and whether the draft actually lived up to the hype (or didn’t). From Lions and Packers talk to some questionable moves across the board, we cover it all. Then we shift into...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 183 is here and this week we’re diving into two of the best things on the sports calendar — NFL Draft season and early Major League Baseball chaos. We kick things off with Locks and Longshots, then jump into a full NFL Draft preview featuring props, team angles, first-pick strategy, and players we think can shake up the board. We also recap another...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 182 is here and we’re breaking down a huge week in sports after The Masters Tournament delivered drama all weekend. We recap Rory McIlroy getting it done at Augusta National Golf Club again, the near collapse, wild moments down the stretch, and everything that came with another unforgettable Masters Sunday. Then we shift over to Major League Basebal...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 181 is here and it’s officially Masters week at Augusta National. We kick things off with Locks and Longshots as the records continue to battle, then shift into a full betting breakdown for Augusta. From outrights to matchups and finishing positions, we’re attacking one of the biggest events of the year from every angle. We also recap March Madness,...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 180 is here and we’ve officially hit one of the best weekends of the year — the NCAA Final Four is set and the MLB season is underway. We kick things off with Locks and Longshots as both sides look to build momentum heading into a loaded weekend. Then we dive into the Final Four matchups with totals, moneylines, and our favorite plays on the board....

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 179 is here and it’s a Franke solo pod with Tubbs out sick — and we’re diving headfirst into the MLB season preview. We kick things off with Locks and Longshots as both records continue to battle through the madness, then roll straight into Opening Day bets and early-season plays. The main focus is a full MLB Preview, including team breakdowns, futu...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 178 is here and it’s officially March Madness week. We kick things off with Locks and Longshots as the records continue to battle back and forth. Jake looks to bounce back after a tough week while Austin tries to build momentum heading into tournament season. Then we dive into the main event — NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament. We pre...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Episode 177 is here and the boys are back after a chaotic golf trip to North Carolina. We kick things off with a recap of the weekend in NC including some questionable golf scores, a drinks prop that cashed easily, and a few bets that definitely didn’t go our way. Then we dive into this week’s Locks and Longshots, including our betting card for The Players...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! The boys are on the move for Episode 176. ⛳️🍻 Tubbs is heading to North Carolina to visit Franke, so this week’s episode is a quick one — but the betting card is still loaded. We recap last week’s results, update the Locks & Longshots records, and break down our favorite plays for the Arnold Palmer Invitational. We’ve also got some very serious wagers...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! The Genesis Invitational is here and Episode 175 is loaded. ⛳️🔥 Jake and Austin recap last week’s results, update the all-time Locks & Longshots records, and dive into a fresh slate featuring Genesis outrights, top 10s, and matchup plays — including Scottie/Rory combos, Max Homa, Ryo Hisatsune looks, and a couple deep bombs with Finau and Ryo outright...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! It’s Pebble Beach week and we’re firing at the Pro-Am. 🌊⛳️ Episode 174 recaps the Super Bowl fallout (including a double loser, a 4-leg sweat, and Austin going 2-0 while Jake went 0-2), updates the full Locks & Longshots records, and rolls straight into this week’s PGA card. We’ve got Scottie and Rory outrights, T20 plays on Rose, Hovland and Lowry, a...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! It’s SUPER BOWL WEEK and we’re unloading everything. 🏈⛳️ Episode 173 breaks down Super Bowl sides, props, TD scorers, novelty bets, and a full slate of WM Phoenix Open PGA picks. Jake and Austin recap last week’s results, update Locks & Longshots records, and fire off some of their boldest plays of the year — including Gatorade color, MVP bets, and de...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! No NFL this week with the Super Bowl on deck — so we shift the full focus to PGA betting at the Farmers Insurance Open ⛳️ In Episode 172, the guys break down their latest golf locks, longshots, and finishing position plays as Torrey Pines takes center stage. We recap last week’s results, update all-time records, and dive into this week’s best matchups, Top...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Conference Championship Weekend is here and the boys are rolling 🔥 Episode 171 breaks down our Locks and Longshots heading into the final weekend before the Super Bowl, with both Jake and Austin coming off strong weeks and tightening boards. We recap last week’s results, dive into this week’s NFL playoff matchups, sprinkle in PGA plays, and start mapping o...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! The NFL Playoffs roll on and Divisional Round Weekend is here. In Episode 170 of Tanks and Tuddies, we break down the biggest matchups of the postseason with locks, longshots, parlays, and playoff betting angles you won’t find anywhere else. Jake and Austin recap a profitable Wild Card Weekend before diving into Divisional Round picks, including spread bets...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! The NFL Playoffs are officially here, and Super Wild Card Weekend kicks off with chaos, bad ideas, and brand-new betting records. In Episode 169 of Tanks and Tuddies, Tubbs finally pays up on his Bean Boozled bet before we reset the books and dive headfirst into Wild Card Weekend. We break down our NFL playoff locks and longshots, preview every Wild Card ma...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! New year, same chaos. 🥂 It’s NFL Week 18, and nothing makes sense — backups are starting, playoff spots are locked, and the betting board is pure pain. In Episode 168 of Tanks and Tuddies, we break down how to attack the ugliest slate of the season with locks, longshots, parlays, and situational betting angles you actually need. Jake and Austin recap a wil...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! 🎄 Merry Christmas from Tanks & Tuddies — and we’re coming in HOT for NFL Week 17. Jake just went a perfect 4-0 last week, The Model is on a 4-0 heater, and the Data Backed Model crushed again — so we’re loading the sleigh with locks, longshots, parlays, and touchdown scorers for one of the most chaotic weeks of the NFL season. In Episode 167, we break...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! NFL Week 16 predictions, best bets, locks, longshots, parlays, and TD scorers are LIVE on Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 166 dives into one of the wildest NFL slates of the season as playoff races tighten and chaos takes over the league. Jake and Austin recap a brutal Week 15 before bouncing back with a loaded Week 16 card. Jake unleashes a Rams ML “Drop the...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! NFL Week 15 predictions, best bets, locks, longshots, and parlays are LIVE on Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 165 breaks down all our top NFL picks for Week 15 as Jake and Austin recap last week’s results, reset the records, and attack another massive betting slate. Jake is coming off a strong 3–1 week and is back with a full card of spreads and a Broncos ML l...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Jake is officially in hiding after the Lions lost to the Packers… so Austin is running a full solo pod for NFL Week 14! We’re breaking down every pick, every lock, every longshot, plus a full Thanksgiving recap and a look at how our betting records stand heading into the final stretch of the season. This week features 6 Triple Diamond Locks, multiple moneyl...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Welcome back to Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 163 breaks down our NFL Week 13 best bets, Thanksgiving-themed locks, longshots, parlays, model plays, and a big Lions–Packers Thursday preview. 🏈 Locks & Longshots Jake Locks: 33-40-2 Jake Longshots: 12-37 Picks this week: Raiders +10, Broncos -5.5, plus a “Parlay the Model” longshot. Austin Locks: 53-49 Au...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! Welcome back to Episode 162 of the show — the home of weekly NFL picks, sports betting locks, longshots, parlays, and unhinged football takes from two degenerates who love pain almost as much as they love winning tickets. This week, we break down every angle of the NFL slate with our signature Locks & Longshots, updated season records, Lions/Packers tal...

We want to hear from you!! Text us here! The boys are back for another week of Locks and Longshots! Jake’s breaking out a new betting model, Austin’s trying to make bread with the sweatiest overs in America, and the ChatGPT era might just be officially over. This week we’re breaking down our favorite NFL Week 11 picks, longshots, and parlays — including our 10-Day $10K Challenge, wild touchdown sc...