TANI-SAN: AN AWKWARD CUSTOMER

The plot is hatched, the trap is set and Tani-san walks right into it.

In which it is finally decided that something must be done about Tani-san. This, it turns out, involves spiders although it's difficult to take them seriously when they have forty-eight knees.

To be confused with a story by H.P. Lovecraft, TANI-SAN takes on a monster of the deep and in so doing fulfils the catering requirements for TANI-SAN INDUSTRIES' tenth anniversary celebrations.

In which a tiny misunderstanding leads to the most offensive Christmas commercial ever made and TANI-SAN is forced to face up to her gnomophobia.

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Except in this case.

Why do the innocent suffer? You're unlikely to find the answers here as Tani-san's new fun park opens its door to customers.

The toilet humour continues when TANI-SAN takes inspiration not from Greatest or even the Smallest but certainly the Crappest Show on Earth.

In which Tani-san adopts a comedy wig and dentures to blend in with the workforce at Tani-san Industries.

When TANI-SAN reports herself as missing, no amount of thinking outside the box can pinpoint her whereabouts.

Two Tani-sans may be regarded as unfortunate. Three looks like recklessness. And so it proves when Tani-san sides with her ghostly grandma.

In which we finally get to learn how William and Tani-san first met and why, as a child, Tani-san did her business in the school sandpit

When Nature rallies to pull the world back from the brink, Tani-san intervenes

In which it becomes abundantly clear that Tani-san is here to ensure that the world remains ungovernable.

In which Tani-san fails to reach a compromise with her ginkgo tree, having experienced an altered state via the medium of honey.

In which Death avoids Tani-san rather than the other way round.

In true Hitchcockian style, Tani-san is forced to go on the run only to end up hanging from a world-famous monument in a way that does neither of them any favours.

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In which the ghost of Tani-san's father approaches her on a rather delicate matter and immediately wishes that he hadn't.

Finding herself under arrest, Tani-san sets out to incriminate herself even further just to prove a point.

In which the Kawano twins launch a drone attack after school and engage in a war of nerves with their mother with a view to furthering certain long-term objectives

Pearl Harbour comes under threat again when Tani-san Senior considers moving there in order to avoid someone from her murky past.

In which Tani-san assumes the guise of celebrated naturalist Sir David  Attenborough and meddles with nature in an ad hoc, non- Frankenstein sort of way.

In which Tani-san enters into an argument with the Almighty, who somehow manages to convince Himself that He can win.

In which Tani-san attempts to sabotage her own company, Tani-san Industries, which is far too successful in her opinion.

In which Tan-san tells a lie that she ends up believing and then finally becomes true. People in sales take note. This is how you do it.