Kevin Hayes and Willis Lorensen

Tangent Station

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Author

Kevin Hayes and Willis Lorensen

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

tangentstation.alitu.com

Latest episode

Nov 3, 2026

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Episodes

Eggplants, Airbnbs, and Misheard Lyrics: A Tangent Station 03.11.2026

This episode is a freewheeling late-night conversation where two friends riff across pop culture, personal confessions, and absurd hypotheticals. They kick off with 80s trivia — Post-it notes, Donkey Kong, Tetris and Tina Turner — then slide into a deep dive on texting etiquette (the terrifying ‘period’ and the ambiguous ‘K’), emoji meanings, and the perils of subscription trials. Along the way th...

Shopping Bag Hang: When DIY Self-Improvement Goes Too Far 27.10.2026

In this episode of Tangent Station the hosts riff through their trademark offbeat banter to unpack a bizarre viral trend: a 20-year-old influencer calling himself Clavicular claims hanging a shopping bag of books from his penis can add an inch. The conversation moves from absurd humor to a sober medical reality check — urologists warn improvised traction can cause bruising, nerve damage, scar tiss...

Wet Socks, Weird Stories, and the Middle Armrest Wars 26.10.2026

This episode of Tangent Station is a rollicking, off-kilter conversation that hops from Halloween costume planning to absurd low-stakes debates about airplane etiquette and the sacred middle armrest. The hosts riff on adulting scams like buying mattresses and deciding what's for dinner .., forever, trade Southern jabs about Alabama, and spin into surreal hypotheticals — DMV line simulators, sloth-...

Welcome Aboard the SS Nickel-and-Dimed: Carnival'sNew FunPaks 23.10.2026

In this episode of Tangent Station, the hosts wander through rapid-fire tangents before landing on Carnival Cruise Line’s controversial new ‘Funpaks’ and dynamic pricing for beverages and Wi‑Fi. They break down the four bundle tiers — Kid Starter, Zero Proof, Social, and Epic — and riff on how vacations that used to mean relaxation now require spreadsheets, price-watching and dubious math. With re...

The Only Exercise Willis Got Out Of His Treadmill Was Taking It To "Play It Again Sports" 22.10.2026

Our hosts barrel through a manic episode of Tangent Station, mixing rapid-fire jokes with real talk about modern annoyances. They riff on overpriced phones used only for streaming, the treadmill that becomes a laundry rack, and partners who watch a dozen YouTube tutorials instead of calling a pro. Between callbacks and improv bits, they debate parking-lot circling, oat-milk latte pilgrimages, and...

Allegedly a Teacher: The Milwaukee Impostor 20.10.2026

This episode dives into a bizarre Milwaukee story: a 23-year-old woman allegedly impersonated a high school teacher because she was bored and, shockingly, said she hates kids. Our hosts riff on what it takes to be a real educator—degrees, background checks and patience—while lampooning the idea that a pulse and poor judgment qualify someone to take a classroom. Between laughs, they defend teachers...

Five Ridiculous Questions and a Thousand Sidetracks 19.10.2026

In this chaotic, laugh-packed episode the hosts take listeners on a wild tangent tour. They riff on everyday absurdities — teaching planets with Velcro (and awkward Uranus moments), classroom macramé, and a buffoonish memory of Porky’s — all while juggling bawdy jokes, Oreo snacking, and dream-fueled nightmares. The pair also tackle the ‘Five Ridiculous Questions,’ debating which invention to eras...

We Treat You Like Family (Run) 15.10.2026

This episode of Tangent Station is a freewheeling ride through modern life’s little absurdities — from running red lights to devouring sushi and why people inhale food like they were raised by ‘devour Catholics.’ The hosts riff on corporate jargon, pointless meetings that could have been emails (and always have a cookie), relationship indecision when picking restaurants, and the comedy of horizont...

Raisins, Lobsters, and Ridiculous Questions 14.10.2026

This episode is a freewheeling ride through 80s trivia, offbeat questions, and unfiltered banter. Our hosts trade quiz questions (Airwolf, Pac-Man, Game Boy, Channel Tunnel), tie-breaks and playful scorekeeping, then slide into a stream of absurdities: Why don’t we see baby pigeons? Who decided raisins belong in oatmeal cookies? They riff on language oddities (“driveways” vs. “parkways,” “hump day...

What You Talking About, Willis? — Hot Coffee & Head Explosions 13.10.2026

Our hosts bounce between pop-culture nostalgia and a rant about modern annoyances in this episode. They open with movie memories (Purple Rain, Revenge of the Nerds) and veer into why everything feels rigged now — hidden fees, overpriced concerts, and technology that complicates life instead of simplifying it. The conversation dips into aging, odd personal anecdotes about spouses and groceries, and...

From ASL to Fidget Spinners: Attention Span on Trial 11.10.2026

Kevin and Willis riff through the small absurdities of modern life: distracted pedestrians, texting drivers, and the grocery parking scuffles that spark real annoyance. From a found $100 lottery ticket mystery to jokes about disability placards and fidget spinners, the hosts spin those everyday moments into a broader point: our attention is splintered. They trade stories and jokey insults while ex...

The Pet Economy: When Dogs Outdress You and Have Better Health Insurance 09.10.2026

In this rambunctious episode Kevin and Willis riff on the absurd extremes of the modern pet economy — from climate-controlled memory foam cat beds and IoT litter sensors to couture dog wardrobes and catered peanut-butter cakes for canine birthday parties. Between tangents about texting mishaps, mustaches and a questionable Long Island iced tea, they mock the way owners lavish human comforts and we...

Unwritten Rules Unpacked & Willis Learns About Fanta-bation 05.10.2026

In this loose, laugh-heavy episode our hosts riff through a chaotic six-question 80s trivia round that spawns memories of Wham!, MC Hammer, Rubik’s Cubes and Sinclair computers. From cheap Commodores to Haley’s Comet, the banter jumps into personal anecdotes about Temu gag gifts (yes — a cat that plays with its balls), elevator hookups, and awkward workplace reputations. The pair trade insults, no...

Subscription Toilet & Kevin Makes Willis Look At His Foot 03.10.2026

Our hosts riff on the absurdities of a subscription-obsessed future: paid oxygen tiers, snooze-button microtransactions, sidewalk express passes, and toilets on recurring billing. The conversation bounces humorously between imagined dystopian paywalls and everyday annoyances—neural ads that bill you for blinking, smart windows that amplify noise if you don't pay, and the indignity of people orderi...

Line Etiquette: How Not to Be a Jackass at Kroger 01.10.2026

This episode is freewheeling banter and curmudgeonly complaints: the hosts riff on awkward public behaviors (speakerphone chatter, TikToks in waiting rooms, and people who leave carts in parking spaces), spin a hilarious Kroger saga involving declined cards and long delays, and trade gross-out jokes about pegging and unexpected spiders in deliveries. Interspersed are pop-culture detours — celebrat...

Go Fish, Go Fistula: 80s Trivia & A DIY Medical Procedure At Home 30.09.2026

Our hosts trade bad dad jokes and nostalgic 80s trivia — from the first MTV video to Rubik's Cube origins and the A-Team's BA — while riffing on shirts, marriage, and everyday absurdities. The mood shifts when they read a jaw-dropping news item about a man who tried to self-treat urinary incontinence by inserting super glue into his urethra. The story unfolds with uncomfortable humor and medical d...

Thunderclappers and Trail Maps: Lewis & Clark’s Mercury Poop 28.09.2026

This episode dives into an unexpected thread of American exploration: the latrine pits of the Lewis and Clark expedition. Between the jokes and offbeat banter, the hosts explain Dr. Benjamin Rush’s infamous “bilious pills” (nicknamed Thunderclappers), their mercury ingredient, and how repeated use left a chemical breadcrumb trail archaeologists now use to map the Corps of Discovery’s route. Along...

We Ask the Hard-Hitting Nonsense 25.09.2026

This episode is a freewheeling dive into absurd questions and loopy conversation—if a vacuum retires does it still suck? If gravity sneezes what falls up? The hosts trade one-liners, improv misfires, and mic-technical sabotage while riffing on everything from stand-up comedy woes to awkward encounters and wardrobe-worthy TV sideline reporters. Expect bathroom humor, nostalgic disco references, and...

Weeki Wachee, 80s Trivia & Condom Cath Confessions 23.09.2026

In this rollicking episode our hosts bounce through roadside attractions, marriage observations, and an impromptu 80s trivia face-off. They hunt down Weeki Wachee mermaid shows, argue about who can multitask, and trade playful jabs about driving habits and memory lapses. The trivia segment ranges from Blondie and Michael Jackson to Neuromancer’s coining of “cyberspace,” and ends in a tied score. E...

When Robots Unionize: Marching Metal and Human Angst 22.09.2026

Our hosts riff on a surreal news story: 30 robots staged a protest outside Poland’s Digital Affairs Ministry demanding AI regulations and worker protections. What starts as a comedic setup — robots chanting for laws — quickly moves to serious questions about automation, retraining displaced workers, and who is ultimately responsible when machines replace humans. The episode mixes irreverent banter...

Spam Calls, Sex Jokes, and Satellite Directions 21.09.2026

Our hosts trade rapid-fire tangents about everything annoying and nostalgic: robocalls, voice-to-text disasters, and dreaming of escaping to Bonaire. They riff on scam calls — inventing fake businesses to mess with telemarketers — and confess frustrations with intrusive reviewers and the internet’s corrosive effects on privacy and culture. Nostalgia threads through the episode with memories of ren...

Clouds, Mouth Tape & White Elephant Chaos 18.09.2026

In this rambunctious episode our hosts barrel through pop-culture oddities and everyday frustrations with no brakes. They start by squabbling about the mysterious ‘‘cloud’’ and subscription creep, then riff into brand changes—Uncle Ben, Land O’Lakes—and the cultural conversations those sparked. The banter veers into ridiculous territory with odd sponsorship jokes, white elephant gift strategizing,...

80s Trivia Completely Destroys Our Shared Braincell 15.09.2026

Willis and Kevin barrel through pop-culture nostalgia and irreverent banter in this chaotic episode. They kick off with a series of 1980s trivia questions — from ALF and the Commodore VIC-20 to Madonna-era fashion and the release year of the Macintosh — punctuated by one-liners, deliberate misdirection, and frequent laugh interruptions. The conversation wanders into toy recall territory (remember...

Cargo Shorts, Card Cartridges, and Carolina Road Trips 14.09.2026

In this episode Kevin and Whiz-Bang Willis banter through an anything-goes conversation covering quirky everyday frustrations and ridiculous hypotheticals. They riff on Dad fashion (cargo shorts and polos), ridiculous stadium parking prices, and invent outrageously funny sports team names like the Cincinnati Parking Lot Scammers and the Appalachian Stupiders. The pair detour into mascot disasters...

Brand Love, Broken Wi‑Fi, and the Great Frito Debate 09.09.2026

Two friends riff on brand loyalty, household habits, and everything in between. They trade stories about the tools, drinks, and products that define them—Weber grills, Coors Light, Charmin, Dawn dish soap, Skechers and New Balance—while laughing through personal anecdotes about childhood tastes and odd shopping loyalties. The episode bounces from silly tangents to sincere preferences, offering a p...

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