TALK THIS: It's Dangerous to Podcast Alone

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Spyro the Dragon and Just Dance, and laugh about evil, baby-stealing bunnies. Also featuring us FORGETTING TO PICK THE GAMES FOR NEXT WEEK AHHHH (check next week's sidequest instead), the slog of 100% completion, and our killer dance moves.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and give updates on all their gaming exploits. Also featuring not enough adjectives, Madelyn's passionate, irrational hatred for beloved gaming franchises, and Emma surpassing the former master.  

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Tetris and Firewatch, and, you know what, you try mashing these games up cause you can't. You can't. Also featuring dogs snoring and sighing at us, real hats instead of plastic baggies or virtual lists, and Tetris fanfiction.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and talk about some games they've beaten. Also featuring Madelyn heading out into the wide adult world, plans for the summer, and requests for advice- hit us up on social media, guys!

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Half-Life and Miitomo, both equal in stature as pinnacles of gaming. Also featuring jumping up and down, the possibility of a postal worker outfit, and a lot of getting off-track despite really valiant efforts this time.  

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and disagree with that Atlantic article. Also featuring stupid children, wishful thinking, and even more disagreement with that Atlantic article, because they disagree a lot.  

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss The World Ends With You and Ratchet and Clank 2016 and mess up everything plus some. Also featuring the future name of Emma's first-born, Groovitrons everywhere, and Madelyn being even more confused than usual.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and laugh as time and money slips between the gaps in their fingers, never to be retrieved. Also featuring Buzzfeed quizzes, the Bible, and the many uses of Flintstone vitamins.  

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Mortal Kombat and The Walking Dead: A New Frontier from two different places (in a literal sense). Also featuring Supreme Justices making a night of it, covert photography gone wrong, and FATALITIES.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and look down on things and people. Also featuring Madelyn's inner control-freak showing, an appreciation for something new, and too many planes in too little time.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Oregon Trail and Hyper Light Drifter and realize they don't really know what dysentery is (it's not good though). Also featuring an exclusive look at Emma before morning coffee, some seriously dank memes, and deep bitter jealousy towards people with super successful Kickstarters.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and show that they spend a lot of time reading random articles on the web. Also featuring Emma trying to fit too much into the allotted time, bragging about dogs, and Madelyn basically being Carmen Sandiego.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Fire Emblem and The Witness and reminisce about the good old days. Also featuring Madelyn's Party People Super Entertainment "Well"ness Center (or whatever she's calling it now), soap opera child-growing lands, and Emma's cute personality quirk teehee.    

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and have trouble saying words (or at least Emma does). Also featuring Madelyn being "woke," some shout-outs, and Emma being weird about babies.  

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes and reveal themselves as thirteen-year-old boys. Also featuring the destruction of Emma's nonexistent chance with Idris Elba, dark happenings disguised behind puns, and Madelyn's last episode (jk, or am I, I am, probably).  

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and probably repeat themselves more than is necessary. Also featuring some verbal question marks, helpful/idiot villagers, and the showing of Madelyn's nerdy nerd side.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Okami and Watch Dogs 2 and throw out way too many three dollar words. Also featuring the revenge of the Lorax, perverted crickets, and how Emma cannot drive in video games (unless it's on a Vespa).

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and start every single minute with the word "so" because their generation. Also featuring advice for stretching the mind and body, the terribleness of belts, and confirmation that we have never been to da club.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Zoo Tycoon and Gravity Rush and put Emma on a few watch lists due to her sociopathic tendencies. Also featuring not-at-all childish disagreements, Chris Pratt as a cool dinosaur babysitter, and space zoos.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic- and generally suck at pulling their thoughts together. Also featuring trivia galore, bad dad skills, and awesome ladies of gaming.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss God of War and Pokemon Go and once again extol the virtues of local co-op, as will become a running theme. Also featuring the ghost of John Adams, cool Jesus, and how soon the Internet will be implanted in our brains.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Burnout (3: Takedown if you want to get specific) and Oxenfree and debate the reasons for why Emma sucks so much more than Madelyn at video games. Also featuring a lack of game programming knowledge, drone-driven cars, and disagreements.

In their pilot episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss The Legend of Zelda and Uncharted 4: A Thief's End and debate the theoretical likelihood of an epic bromance between Link and Drake. Also featuring Drake campaign slogans, Link-bashing, and the first but unfortunately not last ever Madelyn-joke(TM) on the show.