TALK THIS: It's Dangerous to Podcast Alone

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and detail plans for their extra-amazing new mobile game entitled Existential Crisis. Also featuring meat shields, silly little internal Jiminy Crickets, and a reminder that we've got some awesome stuff on the blog to make up for our total lack of show notes.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Barbie Team Gymnastics and Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator and also come up with some sweet new dance moves. Also featuring discrimination towards Bratz, Madelyn being super bad at M words, and some deep life lessons.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming in which they actually did most of it together, believe it or not. Also featuring Games of the Years, the shameless hunt for clickbait, and NO SPOILERS.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Metroid and Avengers Academy and also spend a little too much time on a certain *ahem* "Little Mario." Also featuring pixelated nipples, Lucky the Pizza Dog, and the desecration of childhood innocence.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma talk their last two weeks in gaming and, for once, Madelyn is playing far more than Emma is. Also featuring traffic cones, a confused boyfriend, and shameless plugs for the new blog posts.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Inside and Age of Mythology and they recorded this on a Thursday night which was a MISTAKE. Also featuring a Greek Mythology filled childhood, a debate about debates, and the pain of being an Apple consumer.  

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on choice-based video games and whether choices need to have an impact on the story. Emma thinks the hours they recorded this had an impact. A grave impact on the story of Emma and her bed. Sound effects from the  Danganronpa  series

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Prey and Katamari Damacy and they feel it...they feel the cosmos. Also featuring a potential copyright claim for bad singing, polite grievances about video game reviews, and serious math problems.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on the voice actors' strike that recently came to an end. Did they get enough? Did they get nothing? Did we give ourselves enough time to talk about all the details? (No.) Sound effects from  Kingdom Hearts

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Mass Effect: Andromeda and Bully and talk about two very different kinds of video game controversies. Also featuring alien acne, loop-de-loop hurricanes, and getting swallowed up by the floor.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on video game walkthroughs. Are they for chumps? Or do only chumps think they're for chumps? You decide, ya chump. Sound effects from  Mortal Kombat

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss The Last Guardian and Wii Sports and horses. Also featuring Harry Potter Miis, more childhood nostalgia than you'll ever need, and why it can be good when video games suck

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on video game movies, coming down on opposite sides of the issue(???) Okay, so maybe we agree a little more than we actually thought we did. Sound effects from  Final Fantasy X , Crash Bandicoot , and Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Horizon Zero Dawn and Animal Crossing and explore Madelyn's childhood fear of gophers. Also featuring a quick therapy session, juggling for the children, and the true open world of life itself  

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma take on DLC, coming down on opposite sides of the issue. Who will rise victorious? Only you can truly decide. But since Emma is writing this episode descriptions, it's Emma. Emma wins. Sound effects from  Kingdom Hearts , Bensound Music, and  Ace Attorney

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Tales of Berseria and Chrono Trigger and try not to step on any ants. Also featuring positive affirmation at the worst time, a question of fashion, and maybe an alien? I don't remember.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic-and, well, you know the drill, they talk about things and stuff. Also featuring some symptoms of obsessive fandom, skepticism about cats, and uncharacteristically getting out and about in the town.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Final Fantasy XV and Kingdom Hearts and are led into everlasting darkness. Also featuring an ode to chocobos, a masterful attempt at the Donald Duck voice, and Emma being a Squeenix apologist while Madelyn rants with the best of 'em.

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic-and talk about each other behind each other's backs. Also featuring wistful jealousy, a brain full of questions, and nothing on Instagram.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Stardew Valley and Guitar Hero and are SO TIRED SEND HELP. Also featuring one more turn mentality, virtual dogs that love you more than your real dogs ever will, and dark, tragic backstories.      

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic-and get sucked into games in different ways. Also featuring Emma running out of words, Madelyn running out of money, and plenty of shameless social media plugs.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Grim Fandango and NieR: Automata and Emma actually thinks about how to pronounce something for once. Also featuring thoughts on multiple endings, Madelyn's frustrations about puzzles, and the worst transitions possibly ever made.    

In this very special episode, Madelyn and Emma chat with little sisters Aurora and Milena and get their take on video games. Also featuring fire engine sirens, some expert sass, and a lot of fascination with the microphone.

In this episode, Madelyn and Emma discuss Super Mario Bros. and Persona 5, and read Emma's fangirling texts for the world to hear. Also featuring Madelyn not knowing how to say Bros. out loud, the glory of being the friend who never texts back, and thoughts about paywalls (ugh).

In this not-episode, Madelyn and Emma each take five minutes to discuss five different topics- one minute per topic-and encourage you to not go outside. Also featuring the hype train, Madelyn's blossoming ability to virtually shoot things, and the belated game-picking that they forgot to do last week.