Talk Petty To Me

Send us Fan Mail Jamie refuses to let someone pass because they tried to Jamie's dad is not allowed to drive a Tesla Ian's a terrible driver and makes people sick Gen Z and Boomers equally do not know how to use a computer Jamie discusses Lily Allen's receipt dress on her new tour in the wake of her ex cheating on her Jamie wants to be old-timey cat called  Email us your petty stori...

Send us Fan Mail Warning: this is a very Jamie-heavy episode  Ian loves tall women and also most things Jamie is confused by d*ck piercings Personal Petty: Jamie does not like being told what to do if she already knows what to do  Ian finds Jamie boring and yawns in her face  Pop Petty: A movie lover's ex ruins his Music Box experience, but he respects her move  Email us your petty stories at...

Send a text Ian and Jamie talk about dating...or not dating, gaslighting, and the ick Jamie's mom puts shoes out of reach when they are not properly stored in the house Jamie tries to explain reality TV to Ian who refuses to actively listen Also, Pretty Little Liars and Love Island Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a text Season 4 features Jamie's good friend and silly boy Ian Michael! Ian gets called ugly by a "friend," but also truly cannot tell a linear story...so good luck Jamie recounts Traitors US drama, including accurately guessing who won and why Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a text For the final episode of Season 3 feat. Seth Lawrence, Jamie forgot how to frame and light herself.  In this episode, we discuss: Quirky vs. mentally ill Why Jamie shouldn't riff during teaching  The rivalry between two open mic spaces (and their hosts) in Los Angeles  Jamie's students don't know how to form a straight line  The pettiness of Prop 50 in CA Who should be P...

Send a text Jamie and Seth discuss aggression and whether or not Jamie is aggressive Jamie shares why she refuses to call her BFF by a new name  Seth gives the scoop on LA comedy petty drama; hint: it's all about Slotted  Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a text Jamie learns Seth's secret to getting tan Seth HATES Apple products  Is there a downside to petty? Seth speeds because he's impatient, but when his wife asked him to slow down, he did but ONLY because she was nagging him and he wanted to make a point... ...so Seth is giving his wife what she wants but for the wrong reasons Jamie and Seth discuss whatever accent makes people p...

Send a text Season 3 Episode 9 Seth owes Jamie banana chocolate chip pancakes Jamie felt attacked when a woman asked her if she "writes stuff down" and Seth believes it was because Jamie was jealous of her Jamie's friend Amy believes Florida has it coming  Jamie is implementing logical consequences in her second grade classroom Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail....

Send a text *The mics didn't record at all and Jamie's video is wispy for some reason* Seth tries to get Jamie worked up (it isn't difficult)  Seth quit piano and took up alto sax to spite his dad, but is now married to someone who hates the alto sax Jamie is getting bullied on her TikTok, but you can't hurt her because her dad has been preparing her for your judgment her whole...

Send a text Seth and Jamie couldn't record this week, so please enjoy some fun snippets from Season 2!  Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a text Jamie and Seth ponder the fallacy of formal, traditional education (even though she teaches second grade) What careers will still exist in 5 years? Why aren't there Mormon elementary schools? The fact that bimonthly means both twice a month and every other month is outrageous Seth's wife hates group chats and will purposely destroy them  Circumcised or uncircumcised? CEO of I...

Send a text Seth explains the difference between side bar and side note Seth thinks Sixt rental company is petty - not scammy - after his trip to Denmark  Jamie and Seth do not believe in speeding ticket cameras - if you want to give them a ticket, catch them  The speed-by-lane on a multi-lane road is a gradient  Jamie shares urban legend from her time growing up in LA Seth ponders the existence o...

Send a text Seth remains problematic Jamie's friend from college worked as a server and used to lick the spoons of rude diners...which means Jamie was right all along about the behavior of waitstaff behind the scenes Jamie once hurt the feelings of a server at The Daily Grill, but it was AN ACCIDENT...which means Jamie should not have been trying to flirt  Everybody should have to work in the...

Send a text Jamie's can't swallow pills Seth's house is in his name even though his wife makes the money because patriarchy Jamie almost had a baby with her ex who cheated on her and he was digging his heels in about the baby having his last name.  Fair or unfair?  Seth gets petty with a mailman. Was this mailman just trying to do his job or was he being lazy? Violins are sensitive...

Send a text Jamie can't stop talking about IVF Seth's kids have a bleeding disorder Seth explains the benefits of Dad Bods  Jamie and her best friend's relationship is built on pettiness and a need to prove the other wrong  Jamie went to a strip club with friends and it's not for her Seth takes it back for Pop Petty by walking us through the feud between Ja Rule and 50 Cent - s...

Send a text Jamie is a drunk girl trying to be flirty Jamie refuses to tell people she’s fine  Seth’s daughter does not share and he questions where the parenting happens The octopus is petty so don’t f* with them Seth is intimidated by how smart the octopus is Jamie and Seth are afraid of the sea Dolphins and sea lions save people’s lives in the wild  Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomec...

Send a text Starting off season 3 with Seth trying to rush through the episode - clearly since he showed up in basketball shorts and flip flops Jamie and Seth discuss Paul Rudd (Sexiest Man Alive) and the science of attraction Jamie explains Jewish Geography  Jamie let her friend’s puppy eat his slippers  Seth’s only pop culture knowledge is political and his favorite current happening is the Tr*m...

Send a text Last episode of Season 2! Seth mansplains mascots to Jamie Seth demands to be asked, "What does petty mean to you?" Seth's family friend has trouble with their son Getting a Tesla towed is petty and correct  Seth queries Jamie about how reality TV heroes vs villains  Jamie loves reality TV Seth stands up for Mormons Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail....

Send a text Does pettiness make the world go round? Let us know your thoughts! Jamie's afraid of nutcrackers and her BFF bullies her  Seth has issues with actors who do standup Seth has a Dry Bar special People can be petty for good - MacKenzie Scott is proof of that Is the Cold War petty?  Or just competitive? Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast...

Send a text Seth Lawrence is filling in for Joey to finish out Season 2 Seth thinks Jamie is a genius based on her TV choices Jamie loves hipsters, but they don't love her Seth is still figuring out his petty; he thinks using solar panels is a personal punishment to utility companies Seth explains that Tr*mp wanting to annex Canada is revenge for losing the last election Jamie considers movin...

Send a text Special guest: Seth Lawrence  More about driving behavior - Seth will honk at you even with his daughter in the car Are tariffs petty? Joey's crowdwork is mean, but we love it Joey wants us to watch his new movie trailer  Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a text Jamie's on a Rumpsringa  Active foods are good for anxiety Joey is a cat daddy  Joey explains sports drama to Jamie: Luka Dončić got traded from Dallas Mavericks to the Lakers  Jamie understands sports  Jamie still loves Magic Mike Live  *this episode has audio and video issues - we're sorry  Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT...

Send a text Joey and Jamie are over-caffeinated Joey loves monogamy Joey used to tweet about J*sus and Disney didn't like it Joey reveals some Marvel/DC drama Email us your petty stories at talkpettytomecast@gmail.com IG: @talkpettytomecast YT: @talkpettytomecast

Send a text Joey and Jamie discuss the pain of filming social videos more than once Joey is a man-child who can't be serious on Venmo / Jamie stalks exes on Venmo Joey did a nice thing (bought an unhoused man food) for the wrong reasons (to spite a manager there that he hated at that restaurant) and it backfired Jamie's dad annoys her  Someone took out a personal ad in the newspaper to m...

Send a text This might be Jamie's favorite episode, at least top 3 Joey can't be normal Joey and Jamie argue over the validity of the phrase "short king"   (Jamie is right) Jamie warned her male boss about a bad pitch and got ignored Jamie shares a story about a man who wanted his boat to be seen from the street Joey works two hours a day and then needs a vacation  *Every time...