Copernicus Stratt
Tales of Nowhere
Join us every other Wednesday as we make our way through multiple Tabletop RPGs to tell the story of four charismatic heroes seeking to repair the multiverse. It's a journey of epic proportions that will keep you laughing as you piece together the mystery of the world, the characters, and most importantly, that extra-dimensional Coffee Shop known as Cafe Nowhere.
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Copernicus Stratt
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Nov 20, 2025
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Episodes
S1E93 - Space Bugs from Spirit World 08.07.2020 1:08:56
I know in my heart that this place they put me in and the things they done to me were for the purpose of some evil plot. But things get complicated when I think about my life moving forward. Things really could be better, for both of us. I don't understand the full weight of what's happening, but I hope with the luck that life has failed to give me so far, we make it out of this and I don't have t...
S1E92 - Birthright 24.06.2020 1:44:15
Kirin and Thayne make their way into the infested ruins of Chicago in an attempt to find another shard piece, while Issac and Hondo head to Japan in search of the Dragon's Keep. Neither is a particularly good idea.
S1E91 - Losing Ground 10.06.2020 1:18:19
The important thing to remember is that I always have a plan. There's always an angle, always a way out. Things don't look so great right now, but that just makes me think even harder. And I know, there's that little part of me that realizes that this will just lead us deeper into the rabbit hole. But we haven't gone so deep that there's no way back, right? ...Right?
S1E90 - Hondo's Fun Custodial Adventure 27.05.2020 1:24:16
Feelin' good today. Real good. Confident. This here's a bit beyond my expertise but I was sent into this place on this particular team for good reason. We've got a mission to accomplish, and I'm not going to waste this opportunity. I'm sure jumping into the shoes of a janitor won't be so bad, right? I got this.
S1E89 - Deep in the Heart of Texas 13.05.2020 1:21:37
I've got a lot of things on my mind, and I've finally got the chance to get them off my chest...That didn't make much sense, did it? Point being, it's time to try to talk to my old pal. Get him on my side, make him understand the truth. The only question is, will he listen to me? I hope so. For all our sakes.
S1E88 - Assembling the Pieces 29.04.2020 1:21:27
You'd think a long drive out to the country would be inspiring. Or at the very least, relaxing. But not here. My God, it's hard to believe that the entire world is like this. Maybe home wasn't such a bad place after all. Of course I only realize that when we're stuck here with no way back to the coffee shop, let alone home. I hope we make it through all this before everything around me just feels....
S1E87 - Siege of the Pixie Trap 15.04.2020 1:24:00
The Pixie Trap is a place I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Yeah, it might look nice enough. But you pull back the pretty holograms, expensive liquor, and the high-class, cigar smoking stuffed shirts that frequent the place, you're going to find a bunch of decent people who might not have much of a choice in their form of employment. It's just not something I love to see. So walking into the plac...
S1E86 - Friends, Enemies, and Frenemies 01.04.2020 1:30:20
This place is weird. It is weird, right? Something's just off, and I'm not sure if it's all these new memories or the lack of contact with anyone on the outside or the fact that we're really not sure we can trust anyone around us. But I am on edge, and I don't think I'm going to like the side of me it brings out. Regardless, there's no cheating this mission. No loopholes, no trigger hopping. All w...
S1E85 - Infina and Omega 18.03.2020 1:29:51
Well, I'm alive. That's new. New to some, I guess. To tell the honest truth I don't really understand what the big deal is. It happened to me, it happened to them. Simple. At least, it should be. I don't really know what's going on. This definitely isn't the reunion I was picturing...but damn if he doesn't know how to make a fella a good drink.
Coffee Break 9 11.03.2020 1:04:21
What did the gang think of Vampire The Masquerade Fifth Edition? Find out in this optional review episode! Everyone gives their two cents on the system, and we answer some questions from the fans. Plus, a glimpse into our characters for the Shadowrun Arc!
S1E84 - The Bayne of Thayne 04.03.2020 1:07:24
For the first time in a very long time, I find myself alone in this room that was only mine for so long. Much has changed since then, but I can't help but feel the loneliness creep back in as I concentrate on my research. There's so much left to uncover and so little time to do it. I hope my family will be okay. I hope they find who they are looking for. I hope when I see them again, I can finally...
S1E83 - Carte Blanche, Part Two 19.02.2020 1:24:26
There was something rotten at the core of this city from the beginning. I knew it, he knew it, and I honestly think everyone without a reflection knew it. But now it's out in the open, for everyone to see. And yeah, it's terrifying. Everything I kept seeing in my dreams and writing on the walls is coming to fruition. But I'll tell you, there's nobody out there I'd rather have by my side to see me...
S1E82 - Carte Blanche, Part One 05.02.2020 1:24:23
Okay, one last run. Can't believe they convinced me to do this, but here goes nothing. Everything, actually. I'm not even sure if there's a false move we could take in this situation, but there really is a chance that this universe will never be the same again. And I thought I wouldn't care about something like that but, wouldn't you know it, I kinda do a little bit. Which means Copernicus has suc...
S1E81 - Everything Old is New Again 22.01.2020 1:29:16
They're back but they're not back...back. I don't know how else to describe it. They're all different people and I know that and I know there's nothing we can do for them but I don't care. Sometimes I wish we didn't have to go through things like this, that our lives weren't this complicated anymore. We've seen some awesome things but is it really worth the price of a friend looking at you and fee...
S1E80 - House of the Rising Son 08.01.2020 1:32:45
I think the easiest way to describe what happened in the city that night would be insanity. Not for the general public, mind you. Oh no, all those families safely tucked away in their beds. I'm talking about the underground scene. Six feet under, if you catch my drift. There was so much blood and fire flying every which way that night I just about lost track of it all. And of course, that's when t...
S1E79 - Issac Goes Bananas 25.12.2019 1:35:50
Alright, alright, fine. It really does look like we're out of options here, doesn't it? But there's one card left that I can play. I was really hoping it wouldn't come to this, but I guess I should have seen this coming...in every sense of the word. Now there's only one thing left to do before I can sit back and wait for the darkness to take me. Darkness, light, destiny, chaos, everything really....
S1 Bonus - A Very Nowhere Christmas 18.12.2019 6:06
A time honored tradition of the holidays is to share stories and fables in line with the season, and it just so happens we've got one Nowhere Tale you haven't heard of yet. So get cozy with a blanket and some hot cocoa and enjoy the story of a multi-universal battle to save Christmas!
S1E78 - A Night at the Opera 11.12.2019 1:17:04
I don't need this. I don't need any of this. You know what I miss? Quiet nights at the old bar, kicking back a few with the rest of my gang. Riding through the streets, patrolling the city. That was fun. Now? This whole secret undercover operation I've got going on is suddenly my entire life. Living the high life, dressed in a tuxedo, sitting back and watching an opera? No thanks. First chance I g...
S1E77 - Running from Destiny 27.11.2019 1:34:02
Look, I've done this all before. You know it, and I know it. The problem is, they don't know it. I thought I did my time, I thought I was done, but now here I am back at it again. Except this time I'm not alone, and somehow that's turning out to be a much worse situation. I have a plan though. It's stupid, but it's a plan. Now I just have to hope I can catch them and put it into play before it's t...
S1E76 - Picking Up the Trail 13.11.2019 1:19:35
Another clue leads to another clue leads to another clue. Sometimes that's all I think this city is. Secrets buried in secrets. Over and over again, like bodies in a cemetery. Everyone knows about them, but nothing specific. Nothing usable. And then they lie there, forgotten. Until some poor saps come along and dig them up. But sometimes grave robbing is more trouble than it's worth.
S1E75 - Tabula Rasa 30.10.2019 2:00:19
She once told me that memory is the key to survival. Not blood, not power, not instinct - memory. I've been thinking about that a lot lately, given all that's happened. Did I ever really know who she was? Was she keeping a memory to herself - some part of her identity I never got to see? I don't know. But I'm going to find the answers, because I know exactly who I am - A vampire. And that's all I'...
S1E74 - Points of No Return 16.10.2019 1:51:46
Before the Infiniteers prepare to venture to their next world, they decide to take the day off. Finally getting some time to relax, they reflect on everything that's come before, enjoy each other's company, party, and eat Sunday Brunch. So basically your average ordinary day where nothing bad happens and that's it. We promise.
Coffee Break 8 09.10.2019 1:01:06
What did the gang think of Mutants and Masterminds? Find out in this optional review episode! Everyone gives their two cents on the system, and we answer some questions from the fans. Plus, a sneak peak at the new game system we'll be playing in next week's episode!
S1E73 - Nowhere Like Home: Jukebox Hero 02.10.2019 2:06:49
Part Three of Three. Nowhere was infected, and the Infiniteers could do nothing to stop the destruction that lay before them. But when all hope seemed lost, a hero emerged from the light, and gave them all exactly what they needed: a song in their hearts, and wings on their shoulders.
S1E72 - Nowhere Like Home: Journey to the Center of Nowhere 18.09.2019 1:27:15
Part Two of Three. As the Infiniteers continue their journey to find their friends and figure out how exactly to stop the invasion of the dark, they end up uncovering some long held secrets of Cafe Nowhere - and come up with a plan to turn the tables on their enemy
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