Tales From Wisteria Lane

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In this episode of the pod the boyfriends talk about S3-E12 of Desperate Housewives 'Not While I'm Around.' In this one: Lynette saves Tom's pizza place by getting a liquor licence (using her boobs), Gaby finds out who her secret admirer is, Bree tries to get Alma to leave Wisteria Lane, and Susan finds out something horrible about Julie's boyfriend Austin.

In this episode of Desperate Housewives Alma reveals to the housewives that she wasn't murdered by Orson, Bree ends her friendship with Susan, Lynette struggles with Kayla, Gaby receives flowers from an anonymous source and obsesses over it - instead of enjoying her dates with Bill, and Susan visits Mike in prison - breaking her deal with Ian.

In this episode the boyfriends review S3-E10 of Desperate Housewives, 'The Miracle Song'. Susan finds out some of Orson's secrets, Gaby tries to drop one of her little girl models and ends up dating her dad instead, Lynette leads a protest against Art with terrible results, and Bree goes back to Orson and hears about his past with Alma and Monique.

In this episode of TFWL the boyfriends review S3-E9 of Desperate Housewives, 'Beautiful Girls'. Lynette suspects her neighbour, Art, of being a paedophile, Gaby finally finds something useful to do with her modelling knowledge, Susan meets Ian's butler, Rupert, who HATES her, and Bree butts heads with Gloria who wants her own place.

In this episode the boyfriends review S3-E8 Children and Art, in which Gaby goes back to modelling - but a 30-year-old woman is 50 in modelling years, Susan tries to stop Julie's rebellious phase, Bree seeks out Orson's mother - Gloria, and Lynette tries to calm Parker's anxiety about the supermarket incident - and finds something awful in her neighbours cellar!

It's "Bang!" We finally got here! On today's episode we're reviewing Desperate Housewives first 'disaster episode' and one of the best episodes in the whole series!

In this episode Gaby pushes Carlos out of a window, Lynette breaks down a door like Jessica Jones, Susan kisses Ian whilst hung over, and Bree has lunch with her new enemy - Carolyn Bigsby. Also, Billy-Ray has trivia about pizza.

Tom decides that pizza is his dream - much to Lynette's surprise, Gaby and Carlos bring new people into the bedroom, Bree struggles with Danielle's attention seeking behaviour, and Susan tries to spark up some lost memories for Mike.

In this episode the boyfriends review Desperate Housewives S3-E4. Susan finds out that Mike has woken up from his coma, Bree finds out what Andrew had to do to survive on the streets, Lynette bribes a child..., and Gaby gets arrested after trying to get Carlos arrested.

In this wild episode of Desperate Housewives, Gaby reunites with her previous lover, Lynette has a long drive with Nora, Susan is enjoying her get away with Ian, and Bree has a harsh discovery about Andrew.

In this episode of Desperate Housewives Susan lies about being a brain surgeon, Lynette tries to set up Nora, Bree gets married again, and Gaby finally has a baby! ...And what's this? A storyline for Julie?

It's the start of a brand new season of Desperate Housewives and in this episode we skip forward six months! Lynette is having an uphill battle with Nora, Gaby is at odds with a heavily pregnant Xaio-Mei, Susan develops romantic feelings for another man as Mike remains in a coma, and Bree discovers some of Orson's shady past.

We're finally at the finale of Desperate Housewives - Season 2! Bree goes on a mission to save her daughter, Susan finally decides what she wants, Lynette meets Kayla's mum, the unhinged Nora, and Gaby has a stand off with Carlos and Xaio-Mei. We also, sadly, say goodbye to Betty Applewhite.

In this episode of Desperate Housewives, we get to see how all of the ladies first joined Wisteria Lane, as well as what they're up to now. We have Susan in the middle of a love triangle, Bree planning to breakout of the psychiatric ward, Lynette finally founds out Tom's secret, and Gaby has a nasty discovery of her own.

Imprisoned children, pregnant maids, and fat shaming! In todays episode of Tales From Wisteria Lane the boyfriends review S2-E22 of Desperate Housewives, 'No One Is Alone.'

Edie hires a P.I. who may be Susan's downfall, Lynette discovers Tom's secrets, Gaby is on her way to getting a new baby, and is this finally the end of Bree and Andrew's conflict? In this episode the boyfriends review Desperate Housewives S2-E21 'I Know Things Now'.

Accidentally sexting your boss, beating up waitresses, and the saddest scene in Desperate Housewives so far! In this episode of Tales From Wisteria Lane the boyfriends review S2-E18 'It Was Never Meant To Be'.

Nasty step mums, funny names for women's genitals, and adultery! It's all gone mad in S2-E19 of Desperate Housewives, 'Don't Look at Me'. Lets see what the ladies get up to this time!

Friends pitted against each other, fake marriages discovered, and BABY THEFT?! The boyfriends discuss all the craziness from S2-E18 of Desperate Housewives, 'Everybody Says Don't'. Lets see what the ladies get up to this time!

In this episode of Tales From Wisteria Lane the boyfriends talk about Susan's hilarious dinner party with her boyfriend and her husband, Gaby turning down "ugly mums", Bree attending AA, and Lynette dealing with a colleague breast feeding her five-year-old child... All this from S2-E17 of Desperate Housewives, 'Could I Leave You?'

In this episode of 'Tales From Wisteria Lane' we, the boyfriends, review Season Two - Episode Sixteen of Desperate Housewives, 'There is no Other Way'. Lets see what the ladies get up to this time! You can also follow us on: Instagram: @boyfriendsreview Twitter: @bfsreview Email: boyfriendsreview@outlook.com And follow our friend Louie who designs our art work on instagram @docredmonkdesign which...

In this episode of 'Tales From Wisteria Lane' we, the boyfriends, review Season Two - Episode Fifteen of Desperate Housewives, 'Thank You So Much'. Lets see what the ladies get up to this time! You can also follow us on: Instagram: @boyfriendsreview Twitter: @bfsreview Email: boyfriendsreview@outlook.com And follow our friend Louie who designs our art work on instagram @docredmonkdesign which also...

In this episode of 'Tales From Wisteria Lane' we, the boyfriends, review Season Two - Episode Fourteen of Desperate Housewives, 'Silly People'. Lets see what the ladies get up to this time! You can also follow us on: Instagram: @boyfriendsreview Twitter: @bfsreview Email: boyfriendsreview@outlook.com And follow our friend Louie who designs our art work on instagram @docredmonkdesign which also has...

In this episode of 'Tales From Wisteria Lane' we, the boyfriends, review Season Two - Episode Thirteen of Desperate Housewives, 'There's Something About War'. Lets see what the ladies get up to this time! You can also follow us on: Instagram: @boyfriendsreview Twitter: @bfsreview Email: boyfriendsreview@outlook.com And follow our friend Louie who designs our art work on instagram @docredmonkdesign...