Tales From Wisteria Lane

In this episode the boyfriends review S4-E14 of Desperate Houswives 'Opening Doors'. In this one, Carlos gets a guide dog who doesn't like Gaby, Susan runs into Carl at a Lamars class and they start competing with each other, Bree catches Edie kissing Orson, and Lynette tries to get Kayla therapy after finding out that she told the twins to start the fire at Rick's restaurant. 

In this episode the boyfriends review Desperate Housewives S4-E14 'Hello Little Girl', which Mary-Alice leads us to believe is about what rules you can and can't break (or should and shouldn't). Dylan's real dad, Wanye Davis, reveals himself to Dylan, Bree and Katherine decide to start a catering business together, Mike approaches Orson about running him over, Carlos gets a guide dog - who doesn't...

The boyfriends are review Desperate Housewives S4E12 this episode, 'In Buddy's Eye'. Susan catches Orson sleepwalking naked, Gaby abuses the benefits of having a blind husband, Lynette and Tom having trouble when Rick returns to the lane and has opened his own restaurant on the same street as Scavo's, and Bree struggles to work together with Katherine.

In this episode the boyfriends review S4E11 of Desperate Housewives, 'Sunday'. Lynette seeks answers through faith and requires Bree's help, Susan tries to stop her cousin getting it on with Dylan, and Gaby finds out that Carlos is permanently blind after marrying him. It's about as crazy as it sounds!

It's the episode following the big disaster episode and Lynette & Karen are going to spread Ida's ashes, Bree moves into Susan's, and Gaby gets kicked out of Victor's funeral. Also, this episode was recorded on Billy-Ray's birthday, happy belated birthday!

It's THE DISASTER EPISODE of the season! In this episode a tornado sweeps through Wisteria Lane and so the ladies all have to take shelter in their homes. This doesn't stop the drama though as Gaby and Edie have a fight, Victor comes to Wisteria Lane to kill Carlos, Sylvia locks herself in Bree's bathroom leading to a big truth with Katherine and Adam, Mike gets violent in the hospital with Susan,...

In this episode the boyfriends review S4E8: Distant Past. Susan tries to set up Julie with a hot young med student – who turns out to be Mike’s drug dealer, Lynette reunites with her step-father Glen and they search for Stella, Gaby tries to stop Carlos from going to the police about Victor, Bree struggles with her new motherly role as she doesn’t want to make the same mistakes she made with Andre...

In this episode Susan discovers that Mike is addicted to pain killers, Lynette gets a visit from her sisters and they fight over who should take in Stella, Gaby has a misunderstanding with Victor when she thinks he is trying to kill her on a boat, and Bree takes the new baby Benjamin to be circumcised against Orson's wishes.

In this episode Bob and Lee throw a Halloween party and invite everyone on Wisteria Lane. Danielle comes dressed as Bree and does an impression of her before her water breaks and she gives birth, Susan meets Mikes dad in prison who turns out to be a murderer, Edie fails to expose Carlos for his offshore accounts and so exposes his affair with Gaby to Victor, Gaby has to choose if she’ll leave Vict...

In this episode we get introduced to the new neighbours on Wisteria Lane, Bob and Lee. Susan makes a bad first impression with the new neighbours, Tom and Lynette experiment with a little roleplay in the bedroom, Bree gets a surprise baby shower and an unexpected visit from Rex’s mum, Phyliss, Carlos & Gaby run into a problem in their affair when Carlos contracts crabs from Edie, and Dylan nea...

In this episode we get introduced to the new neighbours on Wisteria Lane, Bob and Lee. Susan makes a bad first impression with the new neighbours, Tom and Lynette experiment with a little roleplay in the bedroom, Bree gets a surprise baby shower and an unexpected visit from Rex’s mum, Phyliss, Carlos & Gaby run into a problem in their affair when Carlos contracts crabs from Edie, and Dylan nearly...

Happy holidays everyone. We hope you enjoy our Christmas Special episode where we review James Denton and Teri Hatcher's new Hallmark Christmas movie: 'A Kiss Before Christmas'. Grab your Christmas biscuits and hot chocolate and enjoy!

In this episode of Desperate Housewives, the ladies all participate in a wholesome game of charades. Lynette shows up high, Edie pits Katherine against Gaby, Bree sends Susan to a terrible OB, and Carlos' marriage problems with Edie escalate.

In this episode the boyfriends review S4-E2 of Desperate Housewives - 'Smiles of a Summer Night'. Bree comes to blows with Katherine when Katherine makes a better pie than her, Lynette tests her friendship with Gaby by asking her to keep her company in the hospital, Gaby opens up about a traumatic childhood experience, and Susan can't decide whether she should side with Mike or Julie over a parent...

Hello again, the boyfriends are back and we are now doing Season 4! In this episode Gaby and Carlos continue their affair, Susan has a crisis when told she may be starting menopause, Bree becomes stressed trying to keep up the fake pregnancy lie, and Lynette hides her cancer from everyone.

In this episode the boyfriends talk about S3-E23 of Desperate Housewives, ‘Getting Married Today.’ Bree returns to the show and reveals a big ol’ pregnant belly - which turns out to be fake. Gaby has a fabulous wedding - but discovers that Victor is a lying bastard. Lynette’s mum, Stella, appears on Wisteria Lane to help out Lynette with the cancer. And Susan and Mike have a secret wedding.

In this episode the boyfriends talk about S3-E22 of Desperate Housewives, ‘What Would We Do Without You?’ Lynette avoids conversing with Tom at all costs after she fired rick. Susan wants all of her wedding plans to go ahead so she can marry Mike, but Gaby is now getting married to Victor on the same day. Edie plays havoc with Carlos and tricks him into moving in with her. And Tom and Lynette have...

In this episode the boyfriends review S3-E21 of Desperate Housewives ‘Into the Woods’. Victor becomes the mayor and Gaby lets her new found power go to her head. Tom pushes Rick to admit that he has feelings for Lynette, so Lynette has to fire him. Edie tries to manipulate Carlos into staying with her by playing games with Travers and his dad. And Susan goes for a hike in the woods, unprepared, so...

In this episode the boyfriends review S3-E20 of Desperate Housewives ‘Gossip.’ Having found out that Carlos is seeing Edie, she demands that Susan and Lynette give her the cold shoulder. Edie hosts a birthday party for Travers and has Lynette do the catering and Susan do a book signing to, hopefully, annoy Gaby. Susan makes a final decision with Mike and Ian. And Kayla notices Lynette and Rick fli...

In this episode the boyfriends review S3-E19 of Desperate Housewives ‘God, That’s Good.’ Gaby and Victor are caught in a scandal when a photo of them in a private act is leaked to the press. Lynette and Rick try out new recipes for Tom’s restaurant, pushing the two closer together. Susan is asked to choose between Ian and Mike at an eventful dinner party. And Karen McClusky is arrested when someon...

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In this episode the boyfriends review S3-E17 of Desperate Housewives 'Dress Big'. In this episode Susan meets Ian's parents. Lynette battles Tom over the orange pizzaria shirts. And Gaby steals Victor's ex-wife's clothes...

In this episode the boyfriends review S3-E16 of Desperate Housewives, 'My Husband, The Pig.' Tom wants to take Lynette out for their nine year anniversary but she just wants to relax. Gaby catches the eye of Victor Lang. Danielle tells Austin that he got her pregnant. And Mike and Ian bet on Susan.

In this episode the boyfriends review Desperate Housewives S3-E15 'The Little Things We Do Together', in which Tom's pizza restaurant has it's opening night and Lynette has ordered only high chairs... Gaby gets an unexpected proposal from Zach, Susan gets an unexpected proposal from Ian, and Bree is saved from very nearly being murdered in a bath tub.

Trigger warning as this episode of our podcast involves talk of sexual assault on men and the episode alludes to sexual assault. Please visit www.rapecrisis.org.uk for more information or if you are a male rape victim/survivor seeking support, or you can also call Safeline, the national male survivors helpline, on 08088 005 005. You can also visit www.survivorsuk.org which also offer help to male,...