Tales From the Lost Galaxy

Hey everyone! I'm sorry for the delay, the week this was supposed to release my Uncle Pat passed away and this fell by the wayside.  Uncle Pat looked like a cowboy and lived like one, and he would have loved this show.  So I'm dedicating the final episode of the season to him. Wherever you are now, I hope you hear it and I hope it makes you chuckle.  See you among the stars! LAST TIME ON TALES FRO...

IT'S THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE OF SEASON 1 OF TALES FROM THE LOST GALAXY! Last week on Tales From the Lost Galaxy! Max's penis had achieved sentience!  He's removed the sentient testes, but the penis remains, and now it's driving. He also got engaged to Stella!  Marriage! The Party People got to the ship, but the crew managed to trap them in the brig.  They have since managed to escape and are now f...

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy! Tony and Stella are still alive on Party Planet!  They've taken shelter in Tony's Mom's Fallout Shelter where they met Tony's family including his grandpa's ghost. Max recovered from his surgery removing the remains of his sentient testes.  But the penis remains and it seems to be in charge. The Party People of Party Planet are in the process of c...

The hotel planet is actually a space ship!  Captain Max took a pill which gave him two penises and sets of balls, which turned out to be sentient and evil and tried to convince him to kill everyone in the hotel. Max devised a brilliant plan to solve this by punching himself in the balls so hard that they exploded.  He was badly wounded and needed to return to the ship for medical attention, but he...

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy... Something and Raphael used the dating robot to house Baxter T Tibbles, but it doesn't quite work right and all he can say is "Mushroom". Pop and the Cultists are still locked in the brig.  They have the keys, but Pop got them stuck in the lock, and then they became stuck in the door. Stella and Tony are missing in action.  Tony ran off to find h...

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy... Pop managed to arrest the Cultists and then joined them in the cell for diplomatic reasons.  Pop convinced them to start a union! Raphael convinced Baxter to try and find a new host to free up Something the Wizard.  They decided to put him into a dating robot that was incomplete. Max and Stella began their romance, and Tony finally broke it off...

Pop and Raphael returned and found out from Something that the crew had left for a romantic getaway. Something complained about feeling odd, and turned into a dabber gent named Baxter T. Tibbles.  Turns out, the Cultists were growing mysterious mushrooms for as yet unknown reasons and Something had breathed in their spores. Back on the planet, Wedoo convinced Stella to swap hotel rooms with him so...

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy! The Archwizard told Something the Wizard that he needed to use a large sentient plant to avoid giving up pieces of his soul to do magic! Max had sent Tony on a suicide mission to a hostile planet, but then Stella turned it into a romantic getaway and also invited Max!  Weird! The mind of Jerry Ferrilax made an attempt to permanently take over the...

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy! Captain Max sent Tony on a suicide mission.  Too bad Stella decided to join him to make it a romantic getaway! Wedoo has fallen in love with Emperor Steev, who does feel the same way, but doesn't understand the intricacies of love.  Luckily Steev is posessed by Jerry, who offered to pretend to be Steev to tell Wedoo on his behalf. Emperor Steev -...

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy! Pop had a crisis about the death of Jerry Stella matched with Max on Space Tinder Stella felt like she needed to give Tony another shot, and Max asked how that would play out if something happened to Tony... Steev and Weedo robbed a bank! Then they hosted a Dragon's Den show and took a pitch from the cultists about investing in Tony's restaurant t...

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy... Wedoo and Steev started pick pocketing people on the planet that the away team was exploring while looking for fuel in an attempt to fund the ship's operations. Max matched with Stella on Space Tinder Something the Wizard modified the illegal object Pop had from their home planet and made a food replicator. Something the Wizard told Pop that Jer...

Jerry Ferrilax has perished!  He was evaporated by an ancient machine in a cave on a mysterious planet. The carniverous plant is now the engineer!  It also seemed to be in a romantic tryst with Something the Wizard, until it tried to eat Stella. The cult works in Tony's Pizzeria!  Lord Business was killed, leaving them with no direction until they met Tony Italiano that is. Stella Cartographique -...

Previously on Tales From the Lost Galaxy! Raphael helped Captain Max with his relationship issues, leading Max to check out some AI dating videos. Jerry got traded back to the ship by the Cultists in exchange for the Cultists going to talk with Lord Business, who agreed to temporarily lead them. Tony and Stella had a big fight about pineapple on pizza, and are currently on a break. The living plan...

On the last episode of Tales From the Lost Galaxy! Something the Wizard helped Emperor Steev pose as original recipe Emperor Steev, but in the process accidentally shrunk him.  They tried to parlay with the cultists, but in the end their ruse was discovered.swas Captain Max helped Stella through her breakup with some counselling, but she shot him with the tickle ray and he nearly died.  They manag...

Previously on Tales From the Lost Galaxy!!! Captain Max searched for a job for Stella and named her head of marketing.  Her first order of business?  Death rays are out, tickle rays are in. Steev and Pop think Jerry was murdered.  He wasn't, but they did figure out that Jerry had actually been kidnapped by the Cult of Emperor Steev and won't give him back till our clone janittor Steev is reinstate...

The Brain Melting Disease was cured, but not before Zora Kipp succumbed to it in a scene that would have been very touching on any other show. Tony convinced his beloved Stella to join the crew, leaving her husband Lord Business in the process.  How did he feel about it?  Couldn't tell you because Something the Wizard cloned Stella and sent the clone to stand in for the real Stella. Lord Business...

The brain melting disease is spreading through the ship, can Zora and the few uninfected find a cure in time?? Lord Business is demanding delivery of his Death Rays! Will Emperor Steev figure out how to be a person? Find out on Episode 4 of Tales From the Lost Galaxy! Starring... Dr. Zora Kipp and Stella - Annastasia Brown Jerry Ferilax and Lord Business - Chris Nyarady Raphael Doolittle - David B...

The bounty hunters have been repelled, and also exploded!  But Raphael's heart is broken from the loss of his beloved Squeezy. Dr. Zora and Jim have squashed their beef...    or have they?  Zora has a new plan for how to handle her 9 year old nemesis. Tony is going to try and stay on the straight and narrow with the help of Pop!  But he's got a new business proposition, and he's gonna need a LOT o...

The job-switch challenge between Dr. Kipp and Jim Chiminey continues! The bounty hunters are on the ship!  And they're looking for someone...   or someTHING! Something the Wizard reveals a dark secret about margarita night! WILL the team escape from the bounty hunters?! WILL Zora and Jim resolve their terrible rivalry?! WILL Raphael defeat the bounty hunter emissary at Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3?! F...

In our premiere episode! The captain of the ship has gone missing, and the engineer James Maxwell has been promoted to acting captain, and is doing his best to figure it out with the help of H.R. person Jerry Ferrilax. In search of a mission, the ship is going to be making port at Business Planet 5. Dr. Zora Kipp and Jim Chiminy's emerging rivalry takes them into a new challenge. Pop has put Somet...