Sydney Property Muppets

🎙️ Ep 100. The Final Episode – 100 Not Out! After 100 episodes, countless laughs, heated debates, and a fair few microphone malfunctions, we’re calling stumps on the Sydney Property Muppets podcast! In this special final episode, Chris Clarke and Kurt Lawther look back on what’s been an incredible ride — sharing the best lessons, funniest moments, and most valuable insights from two years of divin...

In this lively and thought-provoking episode, Chris Clark and Kurt Lorth dive into one of the most quietly influential forces in the property market — overbearing parents. From first-home buyers being guided (or pressured) by mum and dad, to investors pulling strings behind the scenes, the duo unpacks how parental involvement shapes decisions across the board. For once, Kurt manages to dodge the H...

This month we take a look at what’s really happening in the Sydney market. Stock is tight, with A-grade homes still selling and even B-grade getting results, but anything below that is sticking around longer. That’s why the average days on market has stretched from 28 to 35. We also unpack the RBA’s decision to hold rates at 3.6%. We both think this was the right call and expect them to stay put f...

In Episode 97 of The Sydney Property Muppets , Kurt and Chris call out the biggest frustrations in the property market: selling agents who underquote, overquote, and use bullying tactics that leave buyers and sellers at a disadvantage. The spotlight then turns to buyer’s agents. Kurt challenges Chris on whether they’re truly bringing something different to the table — or if they risk slipping into...

This week, Chris and Kurt dive into one of Kurt’s recent auctions. They unpack the full campaign that led up to auction day, covering everything from pre-registration and buyer preparation to the nerves and tension that built as the big night rolled around. Kurt relives the fast-paced 4-minute auction, sharing what it’s really like when the pressure is on and decisions need to be made in real time...

Chris Clarke flips the script, channelling his inner Steven Bartlett from Diary of a CEO , as he interviews Kurt on a recent Inner West campaign. Labeled the “out of area agent”, Kurt still won the business – but how? Was it his fees, advertising strategy, caring approach, or negotiation skills? Chris pushes with tough questions on guide pricing, early campaign offers, vendor strategy, and whether...

Chris (buyer’s agent) and Kurt (selling agent) from the Sydney Property Muppets dive into what’s really happening in the market right now. Are we at the start of a new upswing, or right at the top of the cycle? Should buyers jump in now or hold off? And how are interest rates shaping buyer behaviour, prices, and seller expectations? Get the inside scoop on the August wrap-up and where September is...

Chris presses Kurt on what it really means when an agent says a property is definitely going to auction . Together they unpack how buyers interpret those words, the subtle signals hidden in the agent’s language, and how to read between the lines. They also explore different scenarios that can play out, and what buyers should do to be best prepared when the property isn’t selling prior and auction...

In this episode of Sydney Property Muppets, Kurt and Chris dive into the ins and outs of agency agreements – a crucial but often misunderstood part of selling a property. They break down: Who determines the price in the agreement How co-listings are captured and managed How long an agreement runs (and the typical timeframes to expect) What happens if you want to break an agreement early How to ext...

In this punchy episode of the Sydney Property Muppets , Kurt Lawther the real estate agent and Chris Clarke the buyers agent challenge buyers to act fast. They explore how capital city growth, tough building inspections, and missed opportunities all come down to one truth— the best time to buy is now . #SydneyPropertyMuppets #BuyNowOrCryLater #CapitalCityGrowth #RealEstateUrgency #MarketTiming #Bu...

On this tactical episode of the Sydney Property Muppets , Kurt Lawther the real estate agent and Chris Clarke the buyers agent share their best tips for buyers to win at auction . From mindset shifts to emotional detachment, they unpack strategies like leaving loved ones behind, knowing your limit, and being prepared to pay what it’s worth . A must-listen for serious buyers! #SydneyPropertyMuppets...

In this episode of the Sydney Property Muppets , Kurt Lawther the real estate agent and Chris Clarke the buyers agent dive into an extraordinary market shift— for the first time in recorded history , every single Australian capital city experienced a rise in median property price in July. They unpack what’s driving this momentum: foreign investment, record-low listings, and the perfect supply-dema...

On this episode of the Sydney Property Muppets , Kurt Lawther the real estate agent and Chris Clarke the buyers agent discuss all things property, including the auction process from the vendor’s side . They explain the role of the auctioneer, the importance of the reserve price, vendor bids and the rules surrounding them, and how you—yes you—have the final say before the hammer comes down. Most im...

Chris and Kurt crack a cold one and get into their biggest real estate pet peeves. Chris starts with a rare moment — paying Kurt a compliment (yep, Jez from HR can sit this one out). Kurt vents about sellers who contradict themselves, while Chris shares his frustration with buyers assuming they're clients… without a signed agreement. But the ultimate pet peeve? The one that drives buyers mad ? Gui...

In this week’s role-reversal episode, Kurt and Chris swap perspectives — with Kurt stepping into the shoes of a buyer’s agent, and Chris guiding a client who already has a selling agent. You’ll hear: Kurt share a real-life story of helping a buyer navigate tricky negotiations, reading the play, and knowing when to push or pull back. Chris recount a recent experience where his buyer client had alre...

In this episode of Sydney Property Muppets , Chris and Kurt unpack the emotional rollercoaster buyers often face — especially when they come to the party too late. Missed opportunities, last-minute regrets, and the brutal truth that just because a property’s been on the market a while doesn’t mean it still will be tomorrow . Inside the episode: Kurt gets HR-called by Jezz (again)… A buyer arrives...

Chris & Kurt are back (again!) with a fresh take on Sydney's property scene. Yes… we recorded this episode twice (thanks to Chris forgetting to hit record the first time). But we’re calling that a win, because this version is even sharper and more insightful than the first. This month, we’re talking all about the tight stock levels in Sydney and what that means for buyers and sellers alike. Wh...

In this episode of The Sydney Property Muppets , Kurt and Chris dive into the lighter (and sometimes frustrating) side of real estate — personal pet peeves and industry gripes. Kurt kicks things off by reminding Chris of a little humble pie served a few weeks ago before sharing some of the pet peeves his own family (including his brother Drew) and his boss have about him — like taking client calls...

In this episode of The Sydney Property Muppets, Chris and Kurt dive into one of the big questions for Sydney buyers: should you take on a renovation or simply buy something that's move-in ready? Kurt shares his first-hand experiences across multiple suburbs, revealing that well-presented, fully renovated properties are attracting strong interest and faster sales, while unrenovated homes often sit...

In this unexpected and entertaining episode, Chris and Kurt kick things off with some laughs over marriage counselling, podcast etiquette, and a cheeky callback to last week's "partner" slip-up. From there, the duo dives into AREC – what it is, who it's for, and why it matters in the real estate world. Kurt gives Chris a crash course in AREC pronunciation, explains the power of networking, and bre...

In this week’s episode, Kurt kicks things off with a slice of humble pie, correcting Chris on a recent mix-up about legislation. The pair clarify the rules around agents disclosing the price listed on the agency agreement when asked — an important one for both buyers and sellers. Chris and Kurt double down on the need for greater pricing transparency in the market and throws out a fascinating stat...

This week on The Sydney Property Muppets , things get candid… and a little bit cheeky. Off-camera banter about Kurt’s dating life unexpectedly sparks a serious conversation—Chris opens up about a major buyer frustration: people treating realestate.com.au and Domain like dating apps. They swipe, they show up, they get disappointed… all because they haven’t properly read the listing or understood th...

Kurt kicks off this week’s episode with a flashback to a childhood traffic light dilemma… red car or green car? It’s a fitting intro as the team dives into a digital showdown: Domain vs Realestate.com.au . From a real estate agent’s perspective, Kurt reveals what really goes on behind the scenes of both platforms—how they’re used, what makes them different, and what sellers need to know when listi...

Bodgy intros, bold predictions, and a whole lotta banter. Kurt and Chris kick things off as chaotically as ever before diving into a post-election market update. Politicians love catchy slogans about making housing more affordable—but Kurt asks the big question: Can house prices actually come down? * Chris breaks down the three key forces that want the market to keep surging, and the boys unpack w...

With election voting happening tomorrow, we take a moment to unpack what's been going on in the property market in the lead-up. In this episode, Chris and Kurt reflect on the past month of relatively steady conditions—but that calm may not last much longer. We're starting to see both buyers and sellers stepping off the sidelines and re-entering the market. So, what happens next? We believe the nex...