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In this mini-episode, the Swimfans discuss their horrible criterion addictions and deal with the most recent sale.  @swimfanspod

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Josh takes up a new trade as a professional pipe layer, Alex returns your cuck-snowglobe, and Craig cordially invites you to his photo show featuring your wife and her French lover. It's the 2002 Adrian Lynne film, UNFAITHFUL. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

In this mini-episode, Josh talks about visiting E3 2019.  Due to a technical issue, Josh sounds like he did in Swimfans episodes 1-5. 

look, i had about 6 gene shalit style madonna puns in here, but i'm going to spare you. i just really like madonna, man. this week is 1993's Body of Evidence. if you want to talk about madonna's musical output from 1983-1989, my windowless van is parked outside.  swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

This week, Craig beats his record for comparative metaphors, Josh defends another movie no one else likes, and Alex hunts a film cryptid. It's Steve Shill's 2009 Beyonce thriller, Obsessed!

Josh is watching you from the rafters, Alex is one of the lucky ones, and as sure as Craig is a coward, he will kick you. The Swimfans dive into the 2002 Jennifer Lopez film, ENOUGH!

Alex's anagrams are showing, Craig is being tricked into helping the FBI, and Josh is being tricked into the back of a van. It's Jonathan Demme's seminal work The Silence of the Lambs! With special guest Joel Hocking!

The Swimfans enter a world of betrayal and eroticism, but this time it's actually really great. It's Park Chan-wook's The Handmaiden   @Swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

ok the movie is called DOUBLE JEOPARDY how does it not have a scene where police are all like "damn, we can't arrest her because she was already tried for this crime!" shrug and then go away? jesus. starring ashley judd.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

The Swimfans find themselves all in the same room for the first time in two years. They used this opportunity to discuss David Fincher's Gone Girl. For the one millionth time.  @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig just has to buy Cow Brand milk, Alex got off the train left foot first and Josh has been hoarding Big Body Pizza.  Special guest Matthew Jay, from [the deep end] and Cartoons 101, joins us on CHAMland to discuss the finer points of Satoshi Kon's anime nightmare Perfect Blue!  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

Craig brought you coffee, Josh is cuckolding your boyfriend and Alex is always covered in a fine layer of grease. We talk about our love for Wachowski nonsense in their 1996 debut, Bound! @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

Craig shows Josh how to hunt, and forget 69, Alex just wants 666. It's Julia Ducournau's 2016 coming of age film Raw!  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

We find Alex's box of chains. Everyone knows our views on Josh diverge. T hat is my dearest wish.  Hands and feet tied behind my back  and locked up next door  to Craig.   We learn how not to talk to your partner about your kinks in Michael Haneke's The Piano Teacher! @swimfanspod

On the night of Josh's birthday, Alex and Craig find themselves in a love story out of time. Pauline Kael called THE SOUND OF MUSIC, "the sugar-coated lie people seem to want to eat." It's Makoto Shinkai's YOUR NAME! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Maybe we should call it "Operation: Hot Mother."   No, no, let's try to top that.  They never did, and later, Operation: Hot Mother was under way.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

Josh needs his ten million dollars, Craig straps on the headset and is Alex "A Friend?" We find out in our third episode in the Michael Douglas Oeuvre, Disclosure! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh brings Sofia Coppola's The Virgin Suicides to the show and Alex and Craig excuse themselves to their rooms.  @swimfanspod

Craig shoots me all the time, that's Alex's chair and Josh heard your parents are dead. We're all food in Nicolas Winding Refn's 2016 film, The Neon Demon. @swimfanspod

Alex was disappointed to hear Craig wasn't being bullied anymore, and did you hear that? The sound of Josh disappearing forever. Our lives are forever ruined in Tetsuya Nakashima's Confessions! Just kidding! @swimfanspod

Craig, Alex and Josh talk bugs, robins, and fascism in our discussion of Blue Velvet, the 1986 David Lynch film.

Craig's actions have left Josh with severe paranoia. Alex was too concerned with anachronistic anime to tell. We come of age to Kevin Phillips' SUPER DARK TIMES! @swimfanspod

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Craig forgets to plug his leg in, Alex can't get the sink clean and Josh has a poor understanding of worm genitals. We hit the limits of what could seriously be called an "erotic thriller" with I Know Who Killed Me. Sorry. @swimfanspod