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bad taste boys back in full effect with 1993 ghoul picture, The Crush! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh has an endless supply of smiley-face stickers, Craig has a comically large syringe, and Alex is a medical professional in a latex mini-skirt. This week, the Lads of Film talk about Doug Aarniokoski's 2013 film NURSE 3D. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Join Craig and Alex for part two of our two part series: Alex bought a Bruce Willis blu-ray two-pack at 7-11 and now you have to deal with it: THE JACKAL @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig is perpetually kidnapped, Alex doesn't exist outside the burger stand and is Josh the car, or the ghost robot? We welcome special guest Carlos Leon-Roman to examine the 1986 classic, THE WRAITH @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Join Craig and Alex for part one of our two part swimfans series: Alex bought a Bruce Willis two-pack blu ray at 7-11 and now you have to deal with it: MERCURY RISING.

We return to our favorite boy, Tetsuya Nakashima with this discussion of his 2014 masterpiece, THE WORLD OF KANAKO. And a good episode of the pod/inexplicable discussion of the merits of Radiohead is born.  @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Alex forgot his cop costume, Craig powers down when you leave his apartment, and Josh stands silent, in a gimp mask. The queens of screen watch William Friedkin's 1980 film, CRUISING! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

You don't go to Josh, Josh comes to you. Alex is glad you jumped because otherwise he was supposed to throw you off. Craig is pulling back the curtain; he wants to see the Wizard. It's the 1997 David Fincher film, THE GAME. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

i wish john hinkley jr had killed ronald reagan, but i guess we have david fincher's 2002 b-movie masterpiece PANIC ROOM as a consolation. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh is full of bugs, Craig's got the hallucination pills, and Alex chops off his own hand with a cleaver. This week the princesses talk about the 2019 film THE PERFECTION.  swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

Alex spends his birthday decaying in a bathtub. Craig's mermaid is dead. And paint Josh with the pus of seven colors. Hurry! Before it's too late! I forced my co-hosts watch Hideshi Hino's Guinea Pig: Mermaid in a Manhole! Music by P.H.F. https://perfecthairforever.bandcamp.com/ @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh learned to paint in a state prison (not at Berkeley), the only thing keeping Alex from bolting out is bad genes and greed, and does Craig keep plowing your wife in the meantime, or what? It's the 1998 crime thriller, A PERFECT MURDER. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh poisoned your dog, Craig speaks in tongues, and that's not your housekeeper, that's Alex! It's Martin Scorsese's CAPE FEAR!  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

In this mini-episode, the Swimfans discuss their horrible criterion addictions and deal with the most recent sale.  @swimfanspod

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Josh takes up a new trade as a professional pipe layer, Alex returns your cuck-snowglobe, and Craig cordially invites you to his photo show featuring your wife and her French lover. It's the 2002 Adrian Lynne film, UNFAITHFUL. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

In this mini-episode, Josh talks about visiting E3 2019.  Due to a technical issue, Josh sounds like he did in Swimfans episodes 1-5. 

look, i had about 6 gene shalit style madonna puns in here, but i'm going to spare you. i just really like madonna, man. this week is 1993's Body of Evidence. if you want to talk about madonna's musical output from 1983-1989, my windowless van is parked outside.  swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

This week, Craig beats his record for comparative metaphors, Josh defends another movie no one else likes, and Alex hunts a film cryptid. It's Steve Shill's 2009 Beyonce thriller, Obsessed!

Josh is watching you from the rafters, Alex is one of the lucky ones, and as sure as Craig is a coward, he will kick you. The Swimfans dive into the 2002 Jennifer Lopez film, ENOUGH!

Alex's anagrams are showing, Craig is being tricked into helping the FBI, and Josh is being tricked into the back of a van. It's Jonathan Demme's seminal work The Silence of the Lambs! With special guest Joel Hocking!

The Swimfans enter a world of betrayal and eroticism, but this time it's actually really great. It's Park Chan-wook's The Handmaiden   @Swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

ok the movie is called DOUBLE JEOPARDY how does it not have a scene where police are all like "damn, we can't arrest her because she was already tried for this crime!" shrug and then go away? jesus. starring ashley judd.  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com 

The Swimfans find themselves all in the same room for the first time in two years. They used this opportunity to discuss David Fincher's Gone Girl. For the one millionth time.  @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig just has to buy Cow Brand milk, Alex got off the train left foot first and Josh has been hoarding Big Body Pizza.  Special guest Matthew Jay, from [the deep end] and Cartoons 101, joins us on CHAMland to discuss the finer points of Satoshi Kon's anime nightmare Perfect Blue!  @swimfanspod  swimfanspod.com