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The boys suit up in their spikiest cyberpunk gear to visit a future Washington DC controlled by a fascist cop and his three captive prophets. It's Steven Spielberg's 2002 dystopian mystery joint MINORITY REPORT. swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

We look back at an entire year of movie ghouls and decide once and for all, "What's the best episode of Swimfans"?  swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

The boys meet back up with Catherine Tramell in a totally barmy tale of shagging and bollocks crushing, innit? It's Sharon Stone reprising her iconic role in the 2006 film BASIC INSTINCT 2.

It's our last dance with Michael Douglas. Craig has a cognitive distortion, Alex covets a valueless ruby, and Josh uses the bodies of chimney sweeps to fortify his concrete. It's Brittany Murphy in the 2001 psychological thriller, DON'T SAY A WORD.  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

It's Craig's birthday movie! He chose Chris Marker's 1983 film SANS SOLEIL without considering how difficult it is to talk about art films - way to go Craig!

Josh shows the gang his truck driver dating sim, Alex discovers the secret lesbian ending, and Craig gets his jaw ripped off. It's the 2001 road trip gone wrong, JOY RIDE. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig helps Josh evade a killer, and hot goth gf Josh just wants to torment his normie roommate. Aren't you glad you listened to the URBAN LEGEND episode? swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

Josh is a disembodied pair of hairy arms, Alex is Only Eyes, and Craig is a ghostly voice shouting WITCH! The Podcast Princesses go on an odyssey of colored gels, colored rooms, and a colorful soundtrack into Dario Argento's 1977 film SUSPIRIA.

Josh has body karate going on, Alex wants to tell you about Goth Chick Lit, and if Craig had any less sense, he'd be half a penny. Saddle up, gamers; it's 2006's STAY ALIVE.  @swimfanspod www.swimfanspod.com

This week, Josh puts Alex under hypnosis in a harmless prank gone wrong. Alex awakes to disturbing visions of Craig lathered in musky perfumes, wearing neon green lacy underwear, just generally getting real nice with it, real sexy. It's the 1999 Kevin Bacon film, STIR OF ECHOES.  Welcome to Bloodbath.  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod 

This week the Swimfans finally break up with the erotic thriller genre. It's William Friedkin's 1995 opus, JADE. #loveyourself #divorce #relationships #mydigitalescapebreakup #ihatebreakups #animebreakup #brokenheart #funnymemes #relationshipquotes #cuck #cucking #cucked #breakupssuck #followback #selfcare #yoawitchhungherselfhere @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Immediately after seeing Adrian Lyne's 1993 film INDECENT PROPOSAL, Josh and Alex sold Craig for a Hippopotamus. Reached for comment, the Swimfans reported that Mr. Neeson will likely be "hunted for sport" and they wish him the best of luck.   @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

bad taste boys back in full effect with 1993 ghoul picture, The Crush! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh has an endless supply of smiley-face stickers, Craig has a comically large syringe, and Alex is a medical professional in a latex mini-skirt. This week, the Lads of Film talk about Doug Aarniokoski's 2013 film NURSE 3D. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Join Craig and Alex for part two of our two part series: Alex bought a Bruce Willis blu-ray two-pack at 7-11 and now you have to deal with it: THE JACKAL @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig is perpetually kidnapped, Alex doesn't exist outside the burger stand and is Josh the car, or the ghost robot? We welcome special guest Carlos Leon-Roman to examine the 1986 classic, THE WRAITH @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Join Craig and Alex for part one of our two part swimfans series: Alex bought a Bruce Willis two-pack blu ray at 7-11 and now you have to deal with it: MERCURY RISING.

We return to our favorite boy, Tetsuya Nakashima with this discussion of his 2014 masterpiece, THE WORLD OF KANAKO. And a good episode of the pod/inexplicable discussion of the merits of Radiohead is born.  @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Alex forgot his cop costume, Craig powers down when you leave his apartment, and Josh stands silent, in a gimp mask. The queens of screen watch William Friedkin's 1980 film, CRUISING! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

You don't go to Josh, Josh comes to you. Alex is glad you jumped because otherwise he was supposed to throw you off. Craig is pulling back the curtain; he wants to see the Wizard. It's the 1997 David Fincher film, THE GAME. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

i wish john hinkley jr had killed ronald reagan, but i guess we have david fincher's 2002 b-movie masterpiece PANIC ROOM as a consolation. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh is full of bugs, Craig's got the hallucination pills, and Alex chops off his own hand with a cleaver. This week the princesses talk about the 2019 film THE PERFECTION.  swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

Alex spends his birthday decaying in a bathtub. Craig's mermaid is dead. And paint Josh with the pus of seven colors. Hurry! Before it's too late! I forced my co-hosts watch Hideshi Hino's Guinea Pig: Mermaid in a Manhole! Music by P.H.F. https://perfecthairforever.bandcamp.com/ @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh learned to paint in a state prison (not at Berkeley), the only thing keeping Alex from bolting out is bad genes and greed, and does Craig keep plowing your wife in the meantime, or what? It's the 1998 crime thriller, A PERFECT MURDER. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh poisoned your dog, Craig speaks in tongues, and that's not your housekeeper, that's Alex! It's Martin Scorsese's CAPE FEAR!  swimfanspod.com  @swimfanspod