RandyWritesProcedurally

Swear This Really Happened

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Welcome to the church of unbelievable horror and THC. This is a collection of true stories — or at least, they swear they are. From snake-handling mothers who wrestle demons in GI clinics to zombie outbreaks in forgotten towns, these are testimonies from the edge of sanity, narrated in smoky backroad voices and late-night confessions.

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Something Worse Than Snake Handlers 14.10.2025 4:56

SNAKES I WAS READY FOR. THIS WAS SOMETHING ELSE. I grew up in churches — weird ones. The kind where speaking in tongues came before lunch, and healing oil was kept where other families might keep salt. But nothing — not one tent revival or demon-casting caravan — prepared me for Muddy Calf Gut Creek Full Gospel Church. I expected rattlesnakes in burlap sacks. What I got was Pastor PeeWee. Prophet...

The Shimmer 14.10.2025 5:12

Episode 1 — The Shimmer I know I smoke a lot of weed… but I swear this really happened. There are some things you don’t see with your eyes, you see them with whatever part of you dreams while you’re still awake. I was sitting in a doctor’s waiting room when it happened again: the shimmer. A rip in the air, like a slit in reality. And through it, I saw her. Not the sick woman in the chair… but the...