Survive or Die Trying

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Stay still and try not to stare at the alien’s butts, because today we are reviewing survive or die trying. From surviving tornadoes to the best way to handle disagreeing at an interfaith wedding -- we’re teaching you how to get through it! Are microwaves technically robots? At what point do we just let zombies take over? How can you handle high school bullies? All...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Hop on the L Train and try not to stare at the patrons clipping their toenails, because we are discussing surviving New York City. From what you need to know about public transit, to what to do if you see an empty subway car -- we’re teaching you how to get through it! Do pickpockets really exist? Do people really call it the Big Apple? What does South-of-Houston me...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Turn on your windshield wipers and try to avoid Santa Monica Blvd., because we are discussing surviving a Hurricane in Los Angeles. From what you need to know about preparing for hurricanes to what to do if you get yourself caught in a flash flood -- we’re teaching you how to get through it! Are hurricanes the cutest emoticon on the weather app? Are tornadoes involv...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Find a table and duck and cover, because we are discussing surviving an earthquake. From what you need to know about preparing for "the big one", to what to do if an earthquake happens while you're performing stand-up -- we’re teaching you how to get through it! Is it helpful to make friends with your neighbors? Do earthquakes cause tsunamis? Is it okay to just want...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Grab your backpack and make friends with the mathletes because we are discussing surviving high school. From what to do to improve your social status to jock, to what classrooms to hide in at lunch -- we’re teaching you how to get through it! Is dating in high school a good thing? Should teenagers be reading Cosmopolitan? Is reciting Shakespeare important? All these...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Put on your computer hacking hats and aim for the sensors because we are discussing surviving robot uprising. From what to do if there is a robot uprising, to teaching you how to get through it! Should we be afraid of robots? Do robots have the ability to power off everything? Do robots die? Does the Terminator franchise prepare us for the robot uprising? All these...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Put on your life jacket and try to pay attention to the pre-flight safety briefing because we are discussing surviving a plane crash. From what to wear for a flight, to what happens if the plane lands in water we're teaching you how to get through it! What is explosive decompression? Do planes technically have water slides? Is it a good idea to sit near the most eas...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Put on some rubber soled shoes and don’t you dare take a shower because we are discussing getting struck by lightning. From what lightning can do to you, to what sound lightning makes we're teaching you how to get through it! Why does lightning strike sideways sometimes? Is it actually bad to use a wired landline during a lightning storm? Will getting hit by lightni...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Watch your language and sit up straight because we’re discussing meeting your in laws.  From making a good first impression, to staying neutral in the face of family drama, we're teaching you how to get through it! What are the dealbreakers for In Laws? Do they approve of you? Can they really ruin your relationship? All these questions and more will be answered by C...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Get your swimsuits and snorkels ready because we’re discussing shark attacks.  From fighting off a shark, to knowing which bodies of water to stay away from, we're teaching you how to get through it! Does blood really attract a shark? Do they have eyelids? What is the scariest shark, really? All these questions and more will be answered by Cameron and producer Chels...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Get your satellites ready because we’re discussing an alien invasion. From having a weapon ready, to blowing up the mother ship, we're teaching you how to get through it! Does being peaceful really help? What is happening in the Nevada desert, really? All these questions and more will be answered by Cameron and producer Chelsea.   Survive or Die Trying is a Sony Mus...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Get your basements ready because we’re discussing Tornadoes.  From turning off your power, to saying a prayer, we’re teaching you how to get through it! Does hiding in the basement really help? What is the Enhanced Fujita Scale? What was the Twister ride at Universal all about? All these questions and more will be answered by Cameron and producer Chelsea.  Survive o...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Get your Pride flag out because today, we’re discussing Pride.  From wearing recycled clothes during the pride parade, to what songs to blast, we’re teaching you how to get through it! Do glow in the dark condoms need charging? What is proper foot attire during the parade? What are some good pickup lines?  All these questions and more will be answered by Cameron and...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Stand still because today, we’re discussing the return of Dinosaurs. From having a limo as your getaway vehicle to outrunning your best friend, we’re teaching you how to get through it! Do Herbivores want a tasty little tree snack? How fast can a dinosaur really run? Do Dinosaurs turn on each other? All of these questions and more will be answered by Cameron and pro...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Keep your hats on because today, we’re discussing hurricanes. From using your fridge as a floating device to drinking bath water,  we’re teaching you how to get through it! Do alligators run wild after a hurricane? What is the eye of the storm, really? Do the hurricane categories actually make sense? All these questions and more will be answered by Cameron and produ...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. RSVP to this invitation because we’re talking about surviving weddings.  From avoiding trampling kids on the dance floor to grabbing Uber Eats on the side if you’re hungry, we’re teaching you how to get through it! Can you hijack the DJ’s music set? Are you taking someone else’s seat at the table? Is a destination wedding worth the travel? All these questions and mo...

Welcome, would-be survivalists. Hide your necks because we’re talking about surviving the Zombie Apocalypse! From shambling walkers in The Walking Dead to the terrifying clickers in The Last of Us, we’re teaching you how to get through it! Could a mushy banana take down a walker? Is Morgan Freeman ready for the zombie hordes? Does the US government really have a plan for dealing with zombies from...

Hello and Welcome, Survival enthusiasts! Today, we’re talking bears and how to stay safe around them. From vicious polar bears to STD-riddled koalas, Cameron provides some practical (and not-so-practical) advice on dodging our cute but deadly friends. Is a Prius a match for a grizzly bear? Should you bring bear spray on a first date? Tune in to learn the answers and play some survival games with C...

A comedy podcast providing real advice on how to survive anything and everything life can throw at you, from giant bear attacks to the zombie apocalypse to meeting your in-laws. Star of ABC's hit drama A Million Little Things, host Cameron Esposito tackles life’s craziest situations you might find yourself in—whether they be downright ridiculous or all too real—and prepares you to come out the oth...