Surf Kings of Gotham

Jimmy stumbles around like a sweaty bug-eyed weirdo as he goes on the worlds worst vacation. He also meets a hobo, but is it a singing hobo or a stabbing hobo? Find out in today's episode of Surf Kings of Gotham

The first episode of the Adventures of Superman has it all, including but not limited to: bad parenting, cannibalism, lightning bolt belts, and a guy who's going to be late for his shift as a bus driver.

We are BACK baby! In this episode we cover the 1991 TV pilot Lookwell. Written by Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel it follows past his prime former TV detective Ty Lookwell played by Adam West as he fumbles through a case with his acting students in tow.

Zsa Zsa Gabor uses Jim Carrey's Riddler gadget to steal secrets from Millionaires, O'Hara and his wife spice things up in the bedroom, and Undercover Butler saves the day.

Dr. Cassandra Spellcraft and her husband Dick Van Patten with Sideburns turn themselves invisible, steal $600,000 and turn the Trinamic Trio 2 dimensional. Can our heroes stop them from releasing evil stunt doubles from prison?

Have you ever wanted to watch your favorite action characters just stand around and talk for a solid 25 minutes that feels like 25 hours? If so, you're in luck...

Everyone's favorite brain damaged professor is back, and this time he has a plan to build an indestructible empire by mining the ground under Wayne Manor. But WE know what's already under there, don't we...

Well there isn't much of a train or robbery, but a deranged orphan fights an illiterate cowboy which is pretty great...

Our favorite "cowboy" Shame is back, and instead of trying to outsmart the Batmobile his new plan involves lots of kissing. Even in situations that are highly unsanitary...

Penguin uses a Dr. Seuss inspired vacuum cleaner to steal all the cash from the citizens of Gotham. Then he tries to buy a country to impress a lady.

Batman, Robin, and Batgirl fight the evil forces of... Feminism. The mayor puts Nora Clavicle in charge of the police force after his wife stops doing his laundry. It's probably worse than you're imagining.

Bruce and Dick are kidnapped from a painting of a beach house, so Batman and Robin aren't around to save the day. The police watch a Batman highlight film instead of actually doing anything and Batgirl sorta saves the day.

"Don't worry about the ambush, I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll reach down and grab my legs, then I'll pull my arms out with my face..." -Batgirl (Ambush Victim) All this and more on today's episode of the Surf Kings of Gotham...

Joker is released from Gotham State Prison thanks to Warden Crichton's liberal penology policies and known pervert Bruce Wayne being the chairman of the parole board. He immediately teams up with Catwoman to steal pajamas from an unfrozen caveman music tycoon...

Egghead and Olga steal a solid gold egg, listen to find out how heavy it might be and how much it was worth in 1967, and how much it would be worth today. Also, Lethal Weapon 2 happens...

Batman, Robin, and Batgirl fight the evil forces of... FEMINISM. The mayor puts Nora Clavicle in charge of the police force after his wife stops doing his laundry. It's probably worse than you're imagining.

We get our first look at the newest Catwoman as she unleashes a plot to disrupt the Gotham City fashion industry. Batgirl and Undercover Butler save the day. Batman laments not being the star of the show anymore and Robin suggests war crimes and racism.

Robin is stung by the worst looking arts and crafts project in the history of pipe cleaners, and Batman and Batgirl are threatened with deadly fog pellets. Luckily they have pills, sprays and magic to save them...

Batman figures out who the bad guy is despite the venerable Ireland Yard superintendent arguing that noble people can't be bad. Batman gets in a bar fight, Robin saves a shipment of mini skirts through vandalism, and Batgirl gets captured...

The Simpsons are going to Londinium! Along the way they begin working on a series of thefts for Ireland Yard, and free associate their way to investigating a girl's finishing school, and a man with crippling gout.

Here it is folks, the Surf Kings of Gotham review the greatest 25 minutes in television history. The Joker kidnaps local surfing superstar Skip Parker, and through the miracle of the Surfing and Experience Transferometer with Vigor Reverser, steals his surfing knowledge, ability and vigor. How does he plan to take over the world by winning a surfing contest? Shut up. It's great.

Egghead and Olga are back, this time they steal 2 pounds of Radium and a giant fossilized dinosaur egg and get to hatchin'. It's as dumb/fun as it sounds. Don't miss this episode...

Egghead teams up with Olga, Queen of the Cossacks to kidnap Commissioner Gordon, institute a royalty on egg consumption and steal Genghis Khan's coffee pot. Genghis doesn't pillage before coffee.

A gangster fresh off of a Sesame Street episode plans to take over the world by mind controlling some dirty hippies with flower power. Kyle and Batgirl almost kill people with spray cans, and Commissioner Gordon is a real jerk to Barbara for some reason.

King Tut is back, predicting crimes to gain the trust of the Police department, while also figuring out Batman is Bruce Wayne. Thankfully he has brain damage so no one believes him. But will Barbara Gordon figure it out?