Surf Kings of Gotham

Clark and Lobotomy Lois seek to prove a death row inmate innocent before his execution.

Superman adopts the powers of communism and fights against the American way by taking guns away from an angry mob. Clark decides he’s a doctor and gets a new catchphrase.

Superman, Mole People and the World’s Greatest Angry Mob come together to pay tribute to the ghost of Val Kilmer in this Surf Kings of Gotham 150th episode spectacular.

Superman stops a crime wave completely in montage form. If you like clips of punching and no other entertainment whatsoever, this episode is for you.

Clark, Jimmy and Lois defend the Daily Planet’s wood pulp business from a Werewolf that has scared away all the lumberjacks.

A series of articles Clark made up about evil mob boss Luigi Denelli are about to be made into a movie, so Clark and inspector Henderson travel to Hollywood. Where Mr. Denelli decides to stop production by any means necessary.

A local pervert commits an act of terrorism in order to win a bet. Jimmy and Perry may have a “Freaky Friday” situation happening because both of them are out of character…

There’s a cool map, a jade statue, and a dastardly villain almost as good as Legboo. Considering the title, this episode is actually less racist than you’d expect. The Superman episode that is, our episode manages to be exactly as racist as you’d expect.

The least known of the three stooges teams up with an insane cackling wheelchair lady and Sword Col. Sanders to disrupt Perry and Jimmy on their Big Brothers/Big Sisters fishing trip.

Classic Superman villain “Legboo The Machete Wielding Blackface Voodoo Doctor” uses the power of improv to mind control Perry’s sister in the jungles of Haiti.

A sophisticated robot made of dryer vent and fetishes is stolen by goons and forced to commit a crime. The robot’s only weaknesses are Superman and safe words…

An increasingly insane wax museum proprietor seems to be predicting/causing deaths in Metropolis. On the bright side she’s mean to Lois. Who will Clark/Superman side with? Find out in today’s episode of Surf Kings of Gotham.

A plot involving some Nazis and stolen Radium is discovered after Jimmy Olsen is kidnapped and locked in a sex dungeon. Clark uncharacteristically cares enough to fly back and forth to Germany and paralyze a couple of guys.

Lois begins a new career buying alcohol for underage kids,. The gang takes a trip to Peru where Jimmy teaches Spanish and Clark is just there to put up with Lois and her snarky comments.

When Clark's Superman costume is stolen by T-Ball the rope burglar he enlists the help of potential spin off character Frank Candy: Urinal Detective... Also Superman commits murder.

On a mission to thank a lady for a racist gingerbread man, Lois and Clark go to the strangest town ever and almost join a barbershop quartet.

What do an enslaved man from India, homoerotic massage, and Lois Lane hating crippled people have in common? This fine (although unfortunately Hulk Hogan-less) episode of the Adventures of Superman.

Goons use 1950's European mind control roofies on the staff of the Daily Planet in an attempt to find out who Superman is for some undisclosed reason. Guest appearances by Unemployed Clark Kent, and Zombie Clark Kent...

In a show where every episode is someone getting rescued, an episode must be pretty epic to have a title like "The Rescue" right? Wrong. It's one miner, and not even a cool gold miner...

An attic scientist and his mind control/murder machine are kidnapped and used for evil. Can Superman stop the bad guys before stubborn old Lois gets murdered?

Lois commits mail fraud, gets a little crippled girl kidnapped, lies about her identity to get out of paying cab fare and expects Superman to save the day again.

Have you ever wondered what it was like to make phone calls in 1951? Well you’re about to find out that it leads to A NIGHT OF TERROR!!! Also Jimmy is mistaken for a hitman. A very stupid hitman…

The daughter of a Polish scientist is trying to bring a locket to the president of the united states while on the run from Howard Stark and an unfrozen caveman goon. Lois takes career advice from a monkey.

In a fun episode, some goons are going around smashing statues in shops all over Metropolis. Clark "People Garfield" Kent doesn't seem to give a rat's ass...

GABBO is coming! A ventriloquist dummy is involved in a plot to rob armored cars for some reason.