Summer of Soccer - by Big Soccer Preview

This week, the boys discuss the triumph of Spurs' epic win against Man City behind a Harry Kane master class, and their tragedy of losing to Burnley 4 days later. Strong words are a theme of the show, as we talk about Antonio Conte's odd comments on Wednesday and then things get a little heated as Adam and Jordan try to break down the We Ate All the Pies derby between West Ham and Newcastle. Man U...

Caleb, Jordan and Adam are back to dissect how, despite not kicking a single ball this weekend, Arsenal emerged as the biggest winners from another dramatic weekend in the Premier League. Wolves humble Conte and Spurs in North London, Man United are held at home by a hard-working Southampton, and West Ham rely on Craig Dawson's mighty shoulder to rescue a point from Leicester. They take a look at...

Sorry to miss you last week. The boys needed a winter break of their own to re-energize, but they're back for the Magic of the FA Cup and the madness of the Premier League's winter break. Adam, Caleb and Jordan take a look at the insane stories that have developed over the past week or so, including Mason Greenwood's apparent career-ending actions, Kurt Zouma's poor form with his cat, and Ivan Ton...

Signs of life on Tyneside as Newcastle record a desperately needed win. Jordan is here for it, as are Adam and Caleb while dissecting another great weekend of Premier League action. There were also wins for Manchester United and Liverpool, while Southampton tripped up Man City to make the title race that much closer. Chelsea reign supreme in London, and we see two teams who have been away for so l...

Full disclosure: it was quite a gloomy weekend in the We Ate All the Pies studios. In addition to a certain NFL game which will not be mentioned (why, why, WHY did you take off running?!?!), Adam felt ill for most of it. But fear not, the COVID test was negative and there's no postponing the podcast around these parts. Adam, Jordan and Caleb discuss Manchester City's upcoming title parade and the...

After an FA Cup 3rd Round full of twists and turns, the boys are back to discuss all the happenings in England's premier cup competition. Kidderminster got past Reading, Borehamwood (Up The Wood!!) triumphed over AFC Wimbledon, Nottingham Forest upset Arsenal again, and then there's Cambridge United over Newcastle.....sorry, Jordan. But there is some promising (??) news on the transfer front for t...

We're back from the holiday break, and wouldn't you know it, the three-horse title race that existed before Christmas is now a shambles. But there's plenty to talk about, including Jordan and Caleb's Boxing Day meet up (which included pies) and Romelu Lukaku's ability to calm an angry mob of West Londoners. The guys then ask the burning questions for 2022: Is there even still a Premier League titl...

Normally scattered across the country, Jordan, Adam and Caleb found a digital pub where they could come together for some holiday fun. First is the inaugural We Ate All the Pies Christmas Pub Quiz (heretofore known as the St. Boddington's Cup). Then we channel Football Santa and hand out some presents for the good people of the football world, and also hand out some coal to those who have been esp...

Have a holly, jolly bitchfest! The boys (OK, mostly Adam) let loose on VAR decisions and indecisions, penalties that gave all the big teams a win this weekend, and more COVID running rampant in the Premier League. Jordan has some choice words for a certain Leicester player as Newcastle slump to defeat against the Foxes. But luckily Caleb is here for some joy and an update from the Championship. We...

This week on We Ate All the Pies, Adam is still over the moon about West Ham's last-gasp win against London rivals Chelsea, throwing the title race into disarray for, what is sure to be, not the last time. But it did come at a cost, and Caleb and Jordan join in to discuss the fallout. Ralf Ragnick, aka Der Tinkerer, sends Man United out in a crazy, wild, out-of-nowhere formation called the 4-4-2 b...

While the revolving doors of American college football coaching strike closer to home, Adam, Jordan, and Caleb are here to take a bite out of the league that does drama like no other. This week, Michael Carrick shows everyone how big his are by benching Manchester United's Ronaldo in a fortunate but valuable draw against league leading Chelsea. Liverpool win (again), City win (again), and snow wre...

It's Thanksgiving Week here at We Ate All the Pies, and as the title suggests we do enjoy all things food. So to start the show, Adam, Caleb and Jordan have some fun with Premier League teams as traditional Thanksgiving foods. With full bellies, they then provide some of their best drunk uncle hot takes. Conspiracies galore! Then it's time to get serious as we say goodbye, finally, to Ole Gunnar S...

Adam and Caleb are back and sobered up after their stag-do trip to Denver. For the last international break edition of the year, Adam, Caleb and Jordan discuss the best and worst financial takeovers in the Premier League, including some American celebrity involvement (we see you, Wrexham). And it's that time once again to look ahead to another fantastic weekend coming up in the best league in the...

It's a bit of an abbreviated show this week as Adam and Caleb are about to jet off to a bachelor party (or stag do for our non-American listeners). But before these two blokes get hammered, it was Liverpool's turn as David Moyes' magical mystery tour continues in East London. Adam, Jordan and Caleb discuss West Ham's chances of top 4 or, dare we say it, a mid-table finish. There's also the sleep-i...

It was so noble of Nuno Espirito Santo to volunteer as tribute when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's name was being called for the Premier League managerial trap door. Now Antonio Conte is in the Tottenham Hotspur torture chamber, I mean, manager's office, and Adam, Caleb and Jordan are all here to talk about it. They take a dive into another exciting Premier League weekend, in which Manchester City implode...

It was a weekend of beat downs and staking title claims. Adam, Jordan and Caleb discuss THAT result between Manchester United and Liverpool, whether Man United should cut bait with Solskjaer, and whether Mo Salah is in fact even human. City bring Brighton's bright start to a sudden end, Chelsea obliterate Norwich almost beyond recognition, Watford stun Everton with 5 goals at Goodison, and Adam so...

This week we learn that money can't make Matt Richie a left back. It's Newcastle's first ever match under the new Saudi-funded regime, and Adam, Caleb and Jordan are here to talk about it all. There's defeat for Manchester United at the King Power, which may or may not surprise you. Chelsea just manage to win in the second most important match in West London of the weekend, and Mo Salah is still d...

As the international break draws to a close, Adam, Caleb, and Jordan discuss the purchase of Jordan's Newcastle United by the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia (plus Amanda Staveley). Jordan has dollar signs in his eyes while breaking down who could and should be Newcastle's first signings. Caleb updates us on the English Football League, Adam takes a look at the England and USMNT World Cup q...

Adam and Jordan dissect the last weekend of Premier League before the international break, including a Liverpool-Man City mega-clash and another impotent performance by Manchester United. Plus Xisco is out at Watford, but the Tinkerman is back! And there's the big news about Newcastle that has Jordan feeling a rare sensation: beams of hope.

It was a weekend full of weirdness! Unbeaten Chelsea became beaten Chelsea after they dusted off the old bus in their high-profile matchup with Man City. Bruno spectacularly squandered a late penalty as Aston Villa beat Man United at Old Trafford for the first time since 2009. Tottenham.....well, actually that was par for the course. But Adam, Caleb and Jordan are here to break it all down and loo...

We're back! It turns out laptop computers are exactly like Tottenham's defending; it just suddenly stops working, randomly for no apparent reason. But we found a workaround, and return to bring Premier League analysis to you, our adoring fan. This week, the guys break down the very one-sided battle between Spurs and Chelsea and look ahead to another London derby, this time Arsenal going toe-to-toe...

It's international break time, and you know what that means: depression, angst, a longing for a far distant feeling. But enough about Newcastle fans, let's dive into the week! The Premier League is just around the corner and Adam, Jordan and deep-south road trip taking Caleb look ahead to the rest of the season. They talk about their biggest surprise of the season so far, provide some amendments t...

An international break, how terrible! But cheer up, Jordan and Adam are here this week to talk you through all the Premier League action and intrigue from Week 3. They dive into the epic clash that was Liverpool vs. Chelsea, including THAT red card. Mikel Arteta has taken Arsenal to new heights of comedy, while West Ham and Newcastle both suffer desperately disappointing draws. Manchester United m...

It's game week 2 of Premier League action, and Romelu Lukaku is a grown ass man. No Jordan this week, as he had to make an emergency trip to Newcastle to, as he put it, "have a word" with Steve Bruce (not sure what that's about), but Adam and Caleb discuss how Chelsea's successful start to the season compounded the misery for Arsenal and Mikel Arteta. The Nuno revolution continues at Tottenham, wh...

Match Week 1 of the Premier League was an absolute blast, with all the goals coming hard and fast, except for the champions City and their new 100 million pound man. Adam, Jordan and Caleb break down all the big matches, including the first ever We Ate All the Pies Derby between West Ham and Newcastle. Caleb gives us the low down on Fulham and the Championship, plus tells us about his narrow escap...