Summer of Soccer - by Big Soccer Preview

Late, missing a player, questionable quality. This week's episode is a lot like Aston Villa, but at least we're not sacking anyone. Adam and Jordan say goodbye to Steven Gerrard, who departs Villa Park following a thumping by Caleb's Fulham (it's just a shame he's not here to enjoy it.) They also break down some of the fallout from Liverpool's 1-0 win over Man City, look ahead to Graham Potter's C...

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The first Premier League weekend promised some bangers, and boy did it deliver. Adam, Jordan, and Caleb are here to break down the Manchester Derby, where Erling Haaland made hat-trick history and Phil Foden ran riot. Arsenal came out on top in the North London Derby, Fulham fell to Newcastle in the season's first We Ate All the Pies Derby, and the group talks about red cards that maybe shouldn't...

Set your clocks, strap in and get ready for a 7-week football marathon. The final international break before the much anticipated winter World Cup is over, and Adam and Caleb are here to break it down. First this podcast gets a little more American than usual as we assess the USMNT performance over the last week (Spoiler: not good). They also take a look at England, before looking ahead to our fir...

This weekend, we learned what happens when you bench Heung-Min Son. Spoiler: it ain't good for the opposition. We Ate All the Pies is also back in full force with, count'em, FOUR participants, as Adam, Jorda, Caleb and Devan talk the Premier League season so far. Who's amending their predictions, who was wrong to think Haaland wouldn't just straight up dominate these fools, and who's super pissed...

It was a quiet week in the Premier League, and in all of English football, as we say goodbye to Queen Elizabeth II. Fortunately, football returns this weekend, and Jordan and Adam are here to look forward to it. They discuss the postponement of games in honor of Her Majesty, some important European results, the appointment of Graham Potter as Chelsea manager, and what games will be going ahead sta...

Another Premier League week, another managerial casualty. Thomas Tuchel is the surprise name to be thrown out the window as Chelsea's new ownership shake things up after a not so fun time in the Blues' opening Champions League game. Adam, Caleb, and Jordan discuss what's next for Chelsea and whether Graham Potter is the right fit at Stamford Bridge. VAR was on everyone's minds after last weekend's...

This week on We Ate All the Pies, we say goodbye....or, maybe just "bye" to the first managerial casualty of the season. Scott Parker was only 4 games old when the Bournemouth board stuck the knife in following the haymakers thrown by Liverpool in a 9-0 thrashing. Jordan, Caleb, and Adam mull over midweek matches, break down the North London clubs' chances after their solid start to the season, po...

It's very clear the Premier League came back too early from holiday, was still drunk the first week and is now hungover. That's the only way Adam, Jordan, and Caleb can explain the insanity of these first three weeks. This time around, we start with Man United's table-turning win against Liverpool and the Reds fans crying out for a midfielder, a midfielder, my kingdom for a midfielder. Leeds raise...

This week, Adam, Jordan and Caleb answer the only question that matters in the world right now: Who would win in a fight between Thomas Tuchel and Antonio Conte? The Spurs-Chelsea slugfest leads off a full weekend of action in a water-break filled Premier League, as temperatures soared literally and figuratively. We hand a Darwin Award to Liverpool's Nunez for falling hook, line, and sinker to Joa...

Sky sources are telling us that We Ate All the Pies has completed the free transfer signing of Devan, a Manchester United fan who also happens to be the boyfriend of Adam's sister. Our addition to this week's pod is only the latest in what is truly becoming a silly season. After a weekend of madness that included United's lackluster start against Brighton, who can blame us for splurging, right? De...

It has been a dismal summer, almost as dismal as a pair of Everton center backs. But just like the Toffees, We Ate All the Pies is back for another full season of Premier League action. We've retooled the show to make it more flowy and streamlined...so it only makes sense our first attempt is 2 hours long. BUT, it is packed full of goodness with Adam, Caleb and Jordan discussing: Haaland vs. Darwi...

It's been over a week since the 2021-22 Premier League Season left us for good. With a clearer view following the dramatic final day, Adam, Jordan and Caleb get together one last time to provide their verdict of the season. Who was great, who could have done better, what does the summer have in store, and whose predictions turned out to be right on the money. Plus there's plenty of time for fun as...

The end of the season was as dramatic as anticipated, and the boys are here to recap it all. Adam, Jordan, and Caleb marvel at Manchester City's dramatic (again) final day push to seal their second straight title and 4th league trophy in 5 years. There was plenty of 5-D chess going on, with former Liverpool players and the old guard of Man City playing their part. Wolves even went off script for a...

This week, who wore self-inflicted pain better: Arsenal and their week of misery, or Everton and their red-card laden implosion at Goodison? Adam, Caleb and Jordan marvel at the topsy-turvey top four race, Everton's inability to get over the safety line, Man City's slip-up in the East End, and Liverpool's FA Cup Final triumph over Chelsea, once again via the penalty spot. It's all come down to thi...

Spring is here and hate is in the air! Liverpool fans are hating on Man City, Jordan is hating on Everton, Pep is hating on everyone (but tactically, of course), and Leeds are hating on themselves. Adam, Caleb, and Jordan are here to discuss it all, from Liverpool's hope-slashing 1-1 draw with Spurs, Man City's 5-star triumph over a team that shall not be named out of respect, to Everton's relegat...

May has arrived, and it's tightening up all over the Premier League table. Caleb, Jordan and Adam cover it all: Everton's massive win against Chelsea, Burnley continue to impress under create-a-manager Mike Jackson (plus some love for CBE and the newest international sex symbol Roy Hodgson), and Leeds are in trouble. Liverpool and Man City continue their race to the title with wins over Newcastle...

It's been a year since we started this thing and look what our reign of terror has wrought: Everton, staring into the relegation abyss. We Ate All the Pies is back with Adam, Caleb and Jordan discussing the implications of another Merseyside Derby win for title-chasing Liverpool and a run of good form for Burnley and their very generic looking caretaker manager. The boys also examine what Erik Ten...

Between surprise weekend results and midweek action, the whole league seems topsy-turvy right now, and Adam, Jordan and Caleb are here for it. Lean back and enjoy as the group compares the relative fortunes and misfortunes of rivals Liverpool and Manchester United following their Tuesday clash. Also, it seemed nobody really wanted to win the race for 4th, but Eddie Nketiah's Arsenal had something...

It's been a hell of a past week or so around the We Ate All the Pies world, so this show is a bit shorter. Adam, Jordan and Caleb break down all the key points of Liverpool and City's epic clash, Man United's listless performance against an Everton side desperate for wins, Arsenal's surprise slip-up at home to Brighton, and how Norwich are ruining Jordan's anti-Scouser plan. Plus Caleb breaks down...

The biggest match of the Premier League season is coming up, and We Ate All the Pies is here for it. No Caleb this week (we assume he's constructing a statue of Alexandr Mitrovic to span over the mouth of the Thames) so Adam and Jordan are here to break down the epic Man City-Liverpool clash coming up this weekend. There was also plenty of exciting football over the past week, including Arsenal's...

The Premier League returns to our televisions this weekend, and it won't leave us again until the fat lady sings. Adam, Caleb and Jordan look ahead to what's left of the season, the North London fight for fourth, Man United's chances of late-season redemption, relegation, the fight for mid-table obscurity, and, of course, what is set to be the biggest title fight in recent memory between champions...

It's our final international break episode of the season, and it's a big one. Adam gets way too into World Cup qualifying (we know it's too much, just let him have this). But before that, he's joined by Caleb and Jordan to discuss the English football that did happen this past weekend. They dive into Arsenal and why Mikel Arteta seems to be so upset about his team being on television. There was a...

In a week when Ronaldo once again placed his name in the history books, so much else happened too! So Adam, Caleb, and Jordan are here to recap it all. From dramatic wins for Man United and Leeds, to Arsenal's triumph over Leicester, the increasingly more dramatic Premier League title race, Chelsea's controversy-ridden win over Newcastle, and a special moment at the London Stadium for West Ham and...

Just when it looked like Manchester United fans would have the worst of the weekend's action, Everton swoops in to steal the spotlight. Sorry we missed you last week, but the boys are back to talk Premier League and hopefully distract you from the raging hellscape that is Earth. This week, Adam, Jordan, and Caleb dissect the Manchester Derby and Liverpool's win over West Ham, wonder aloud whether...