Such a Good One

Christmas is magical - especially when your family is murdered by angels! Plus Jessi lives in dreams, treat in the 80's: maple syrup on snow, Jessi isn't concerned if anything happens to her mom because she could just get a new mommy, Santa has ADHD and he shouldn'ta hadn'ta ough'tna swang on me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EXTRA EXTRA. Ohhhh sweet 90's with your super red blood, peppy music and dangerous plot elements that feel so so safe... we love you. Keaton goes full Keaton in this extremely enjoyable Ron Howard film about a plucky NY newspaper. Plus Josh and Jessi are very tired, Jessi watches adult films with mom and dad, clipboards and ladders will get you into any building and Robert Duvall is the best. Lear...

TOEPICK. Join us as we skate down memory lane with this 90’s music fueled sports rom-com. Plus Josh rants about how sex scenes are the worst, is 90’s music that terrible or that great and Jessi maybe rolled in lime as a child which explains a lot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Look into my eyes… and you will see… Behold: a midwestern Englishman! And Alan Rickman just Rickmans all over the damn place and we’re here for it. Join us as we bask in that 90’s movie sweet spot where not a whole lot makes sense but it’s fun so you don’t care. Plus Jessi insists on screaming into the microphone, certain guards in the crusades were more concerned with lunch than killing infidels,...

Another goddamn actor! Walk with Josh and Jessi once again down the Neil Simon road of comedy gold with The Goodbye Girl. Plus mom thinks Jessi is dead in a ditch, Jessi won’t stop molesting the microphone and using words that don’t have no meaning, Josh doesn’t love Marsha mason in this role (but he feels bad about it), Jessi eats with mouth noise, Josh screwed up the quote game and find out what...

Sasquatch. Bigfoot. Myth. Legend. Houseguest. Josh and Jessi dive into Jessi’s favorite childhood (and maybe still?) movie and discuss why she cannot flush a toilet at night. Plus what does 37 year old gum taste like? Your intrepid hosts bravely bite into gum from 1987 to find out, Jessi explains what a “weak link” child is, fast food wrapper ASMR, are all Sasquatchi empaths? And pregnant woman en...

Escaped mental patients including Batman and Doc Brown! Plus why do parents hate GPS?, Josh is ruining Jessi’s life by having met famous people in the past and open the door get on the floor everybody walk that dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mama - don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys… Redford and Fonda together again! Plus Jessi kisses her dog on the mouth and tries to tell Josh that’s okay but clearly that’s not okay but she says dog owners will get it and Josh says that’s crazy, Seth Green is so nice in part because he came to the valley to see a weird play, how those talk shows really work, ADHD and RTAs, dad really wants y...

Dave Kovak in ’24 I say - we want idealized politics just like in the movies pleeeeeeaaaase. Plus *extremely* important PSA’s about repulsive finger licking and the absolute necessity to play music while eating, Josh is bad at meeting George Clooney but good at seeing the cast of American Beauty the night of the premiere, Jessi doesn’t understand that Kevin Kline is just one person because how is...

Meet Perry Menopause! Plus a brief discussion of The Pink Panther, Oliver Reed drinking stories, KANOPY; the best streaming app no one knows about, Beatles as Musketeers?, Ruffles are the best potato chip, Beard ASMR and maybe there’s a mention about how much Josh likes the fight scenes in this movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Those creepy Wheelers and Queen Mombi’s terrifying scream! Plus Jessi’s awesome paper art, losing weight and the people who think you need to, Jessi lies about how much she likes Winnie the Pooh, John really does carry around a personal supply of Miller Lite wherever he goes and *apparently* parents don’t like it when you bring up the time they accidentally hit you in the face with a bowling ball....

Hilarious drunks and stodgy Brits! Plus Jessi is not a fan of things "made to be funny" whatever the hell that means, Josh marvels over how the great John Gielgud is so John Gielguddy and do you think a travel/nature show where Jessi just says out loud the stuff she sees would work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ahhhh nostalgia. Is there anything that makes you yearn for the good old days more than furry creatures battling awkward mummy land pirates? I think not. This 80's TV movie boasts *surprisingly* adept commentary about tyrannical nimrods. Also; should you punch a shark? Josh spills some tea about Dexter and rants about actors who complain that they have long days on set, while Jessi explores her ob...

Josh and Jessi discuss one of their all-time favorites, Neil Simon's 1967 classic comedy, Barefoot in the Park - a perfect introduction into the oddly Robert Redford-centric Cooke family movie library. Topics include how this movie inspired Josh to get into acting and his weird full-circle moment while on a zoom table read with Jane Fonda, how the Olympics should be run, movie comedies and how the...

Underwater aliens and drowned rats! Plus impromptu songs about bathroom visits, miraculous saves in the Esoteric Quote game, and Jessi's brilliant marketing for stores down the Jersey Shore that sell chocolate and seafood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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