Stupid Wizards Actual People

Content Warning - Profanity, sexual content. In this week's episode, we discuss what we learned from Tabitha, hire a one-eyed dick, and have the rematch a year in the making. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Ac...

Content Warning - Profanity. In this week's episode, don't be alarmed this is still SWAP but we do investigate for two episodes in a row, learn about Bartlebee and Tabitha, and learn the components for greater restoration. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as...

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Drinking, Dealing with Death. In this week's episode, Edward's familiar makes a surprise visit, the group stumbles into a parade, and may have finally, 25 episodes in, done some real investigating. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizab...

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Dealing with Death. In this week's episode, the gang gets a visit from a loved one, does a group intervention, and learns the power of friendship. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-wee...

Content Warning - Profanity, Death, Torture. In this week's episode the gang deals with the fallout from Tabitha, has a come-to-Selune moment, and learns about the history of Brayfall. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Ho...

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Body Horror, Violence, Suicide. This week the gang confronts Tabitha, sucks once again at combat, and comes up with a foolproof plan to win the day. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-w...

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content, Suicidal Ideation, Gore. This week the gang tours the triangle between the Brayfall College, Garrison & Greybane home, postulates about Kellen's Devil, and learns the art of the deal. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein p...

Content Warning - Profanity This week the gang deals with their feelings, learns about Edward and Sinnie's past, and inquires about making some deals.  Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master,  Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New episodes are bi-weekly....

Content Warning - Profanity, Violence against Animals, Horror, Gore, Body Horror This week the gang once again speaks to the police without a lawyer, enjoys the thrilling dinner conversation with the Greybanes, and learns some truths about Willow and Kellen. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Grey...

Content Warning - Profanity, Violence, Violence against Animals, Horror, Gore, Body Horror This week the gang have to become Brayfall's Animal Control, rekindle a flame with an old friend, and continue committing arson in every town they visit. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Eliz...

A special one shot set in a game made by Elizabeth. The crew take the most creative liberty with Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol and do their best to scare a billionaire, Beff Jezos, into being a better person. SWAP A Christmas Carol is: Drew Burton as Richard "Dick" Polaski Derek Dix as Elaine Jezos Josh Matney as Sol Elizabeth Rein as the Game Master Fun drinking game, take a drink anytime we...

Content Warning - Profanity This week the gang has a homecoming, pays tribute to Shelby, and wrestles with their feelings. Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Content Warning - Profanity, Sexual Content This week the gang reunites with their cool-ass uncle, learns about their shafts, and finds out Kelly has a woman inside of him. Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New episodes are b...

Content Warning - Profanity, Body Horror, Violence This week the gang should have asked for a lawyer, learns the reach of the long arm of the law, and makes a deal with the devil. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane, Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane, and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted...

Content Warning - Profanity This week the gang has returned to being actual investigators, Kellen and Vincent are in a disagreement, and Willow needs to update her LinkedIn. Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New episodes are...

Content Warning - Violence, Profanity, Thalassophobia.  This week the gang is back on their dinghy bullshit, Kellen really doesn't want to go to church anymore and, Tony greets the gang with the best pasta in all of Reshala Port.  Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth...

Content Warning - Suicide, Violence, Profanity, Gore, Thalassophobia.  This week the plan is back on the menu boys, Willow breaks up with the brothers and, Kellen takes advantage of his spell slots.  Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playin...

Content Warning - Suicide, Violence, Profanity.  Help is available. Please dial 988 for the suicide hotline. This week Josh learns that he is getting bullied, Jaws might be the most badass henchman, and the gang has some flashbacks.   Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen G...

 Content Warning - Violence, Profanity.  This week the gang learns about Kellen's spell slots, Willow row row rows a boat, and Vincent commits mutiny.  Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New episodes are bi-week...

 Content Warning - Violence, Profanity.  This week the gang charters a vacation cruise, has a career day, and meets the Joe Bros.   Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New episodes are bi-weekly.  Hoste...

Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity.  This week the gang might need group therapy, moves a total of 5 feet, and Kellen listens to the voices inside his head.   Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.   New episodes are bi-weekly.         Hosted...

 Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Suicidal References. This week the gang names a dog, Kellen doesn't shit in a bucket, and Willow masters being undercover.   Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playing as Willow.  New e...

 Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Suicidal References, and Animal Cruelty. This week the gang learns the dangers of splitting the party, how to create the BBEG, and what it means to make new friends.   Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and El...

 Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity. This week the gang learns the ins and outs of designated tow-away zones, how to handle their wood, and why Shaq is the greatest Laker of all time.   Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Elizabeth Rein playin...

 Content Warning - Violence, Gore, Profanity, Explicit Sexual Content.  This week the gang learns the spell dimension door, wrangles up some horses, and flexes their investigative and social skills.   Stupid Wizards Actual People is:  Drew Burton as the Dungeon Master, Derek Dix playing as Vincent Greybane,  Josh Matney playing as Kellen Greybane,  and Eliza...