Stupid Wizards Actual People

Content Warning: language, violence This week, Duman goes to meet with an old friend he hasn't spoken to in ages. Katie goes to speak with a long friend she thought she knew, and Trevor tries to make a new friend out of a toy with a sacrificial magic dagger. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as Dr. Evren Duman Derek Dix as Trevor Wolffe Josh Matney as Katie Callahan and Elizabeth Rein a...

Content Warning: language, violence, abduction, self-harm This week, the group debates walking into the obvious trap, Katie decodes the last journal, and Duman learns the person pulling the strings might be someone he knows a little too well. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as Dr. Evren Duman Derek Dix as Trevor Wolffe Josh Matney as Katie Callahan and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper New...

Content Warning: language, violence, abduction, sexual content While one member of the gang reels from a brutal betrayal, the others find out their magical companions have gone missing. Again. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as Dr. Evren Duman Derek Dix as Trevor Wolffe Josh Matney as Katie Callahan and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper New episodes every other Monday. Hosted on Acast. See...

Content Warning: language, blood, violence, body horror The church is behind them. Trevor is no longer a vampire. The bodies are gone and Hobble is not happy about it. Back at the warehouse the gang spreads out everything they have and tries to make sense of it before more kids end up dead. It's time to sort through the evidence and figure out what the hell is actually going on. Stupid Wizards Act...

Content Warning: language, blood, murder, body horror, religious imagery It's Easter weekend and five students are dead inside St. Lawrence Catholic Church on KU campus. The gang shows up to investigate what was supposed to be a simple lock-in. Turns out the monster isn't trapped in there with them, they're trapped in there with Him. Happy Easter. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton as Dr...

Content Warning – language, sexual content, blood, murder, self-harm, abduction, body horror This week, the gang throws hands with Jade and her wolf-pack, learn more about the mystery at large, and read a girl's diary. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper....

Content Warning – language, sexual content, blood, murder, self-harm This week, the gang takes Damon to a secondary location full of some angry sister wife witches. Then plot how to murder another sorority girl. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New ep...

Content Warning – language, sexual content, vampirism, drinking blood, human prey stalking, murder, self-harm This week, Trevor tries not to give into his most basic instincts, Duman gets his swagger back, and Katie meets a stripper. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein...

Content Warning - violence, explosions, workplace terrorism, hostage situations, threats of execution, loud noises, profanity, injury and bodily harm, peril in enclosed spaces, falling to death, fire Stupid Wizards proudly presents our 2025 Christmas special set in the Dimension 20 system, Never Stop Blowing Up. Follow along as the Bay siblings are transported into the older twin boy's favorite Ch...

Content Warning - violence, explosions, workplace terrorism, hostage situations, threats of execution, loud noises, profanity, injury and bodily harm, peril in enclosed spaces Stupid Wizards proudly presents our 2025 Christmas special set in the Dimension 20 system, Never Stop Blowing Up. Follow along as the Bay siblings are transported into the older twin boy's favorite Christmas movie and take o...

Content Warning – language, sexual content, vampirism, drinking blood, human prey stalking, murder This week, Katie, Sam, and Duman follow the legal law like a bunch of squares to investigate, Trevor and Vanessa try to figure out Phil's whole deal, and a pizza delivery goes sideways. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh M...

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Attempted suicide, Self-harm, Blood, Body horror, Violence This week, the gang deals with the consequences of their deals. Katie hides from a vampire, Duman wrestles with being a mortal being, and Trevor is really, really, hungry. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney play...

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Vampirism, Mental Disorders, Schizophrenia We ran into some scheduling issues this week, so we’re releasing Part 1 of our Halloween Special, set in the World of Darkness. Using Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition, a group of Kindred is sent to track down a missing Nosferatu. Can this band of misfits work together to solve the case? We’ll return to...

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Blood Magic, Coercion, Deals with the Devil, Moral Jeopardy, Potential Harm to Loved Ones This week, Katie, Trevor, and Duman play a game of Deal or No Deal , only the devil’s holding the briefcases. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, a...

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Blood, Blood Magic This week, Katie, Sam, and Duman have some wax-on, wax-off time together, Trevor tries to distract his thoughts, and the gang meets the actual devil. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New e...

Content Warning – Language, Sexual Content, Disease, Dealing with Loss This week, the gang breaks into the DOG House, Jackie Carter asks for a favor, and Elizabeth reveals she's been a werewolf the whole time. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New epis...

Content Warning – Violence, dealing with loss, kidnapping/abduction, themes of consent and bodily autonomy This week, Trevor comes to terms with something that's zero cool, Katie consoles a friend, and Duman catches a kick-ass keg stand. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth...

Content Warning - Violence and assault, blood and injury, kidnapping/abduction, themes of consent and bodily autonomy This week, Katie's friend's real boyfriend is a murderer, Duman shakes off his wounds, and Trevor sinks his teeth into his troubled past. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callah...

Content Warning - profanity, missing persons This week, Katie learns a truth about friendships, Duman gets mauled by a maid, and Trevor has an outburst of rebellious youth. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast....

Content Warning - profanity This week, Katie and Trevor attend a party, Duman rides his fat hog, and Trevor has his privacy violated. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Content Warning - profanity, mention of suicide This week, Katie learns more about her destiny, Duman saves his shot with Jackie, and Trevor is quite convinced the enemy is among us. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted...

Content Warning - profanity, blood, mention of suicide This week, Trevor starts forming a conspiracy theory, Duman details his past, and Katie gives a confession. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New episodes are bi-weekly. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Content Warning - profanity, blood, stabbing This week, Katie and Sam set the foundation of their relationship, Duman provides Jackie a monster fantasy, and Trevor has a guardian angel. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New episodes are bi-weekly. Host...

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, blood This week, Katie learns that Sam and Lily are hide-and-seek champions, Duman woos Jackie, and Trevor reveals he's been ordained this entire time. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New episodes are bi-w...

Content Warning - profanity, sexual content, blood This week the gang works through the events at the psych ward while still trying to harbor the relationships in their normal day-to-day lives. Stupid Wizards Actual People is: Drew Burton playing as Dr. Evren Duman, Derek Dix playing as Trevor Wolffe, Josh Matney playing as Katie Callahan, and Elizabeth Rein as The Keeper. New episodes are bi-week...