Chris "Crazy Dad" Rasmussen and Gary Topolosky

Stupid People Podcast

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Albert Einstein once said, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” One thing Einstein is not, and that’s stupid, although we’re pretty sure he did lots of stupid things. In each episode, your hosts Chris “Crazy Dad” Rasmussen and Gary Topolosky will take you on a hilarious romp through ALL THINGS STUPID. Topics will include news headlines, people in general, people in groups, commercials, the English language, habits, puns, and dad jokes. Have a topic suggestion? Post it on our Stupid People Podcast Facebook page or drop us a line at st...

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Chris "Crazy Dad" Rasmussen and Gary Topolosky

Episodes

Bathroom Humor 24.07.2023 23:07

All the stupid things men go through when they have to use a public restroom. Introducing the DEFCON Levels of Excretion Panic. (Gary thinks I should trademark that!) If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2023 Timothy Rasmussen: https://www.inst...

The Animal and Pet Show 17.07.2023 19:51

Deer, racehorses, dogs, dog jokes, cats, and Gary’s way-too-long cat joke. True bestiality news item. Chris’s rationale for why PetSmart should sell leeches. This show is guaranteed to have you yakking up hairballs. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT.Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid...

Freaks of Nature 06.07.2023 19:51

Happy 70th Birthday Vince! Who’s Vince? Play this episode to find out. We DEMOLISH those incessant (and stupid!) Balance of Nature commercials. Chris does a deep dive. Probably too deep of a dive, frankly. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-Spatulas: https://www.crazydadstore.com Stupid Music ©2...

How to Tell an Idiot from an Imbecile or a Moron (and Other Nonsense) 23.06.2023 20:27

We apologize in advance for the rapid-fire stupid jokes, puns, send-offs, news headlines, insults, and random thoughts in this episode. To avoid staining your clothes, please don’t operate heavy machinery or drink coffee while listening. And certainly not at the same time. If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy...

Podcastus Interruptus 14.06.2023 20:02

A podcast laced with acid; a potential new rival to the PGA (and the LIV); a violent doctor vs. dentist showdown; Gary’s typical debauchery; and a special guest: our beloved producer’s iPhone. Includes another fake ad and two examples of bad bank marketing. ----- If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mi...

Where Our Sense of Humor Came From 14.06.2023 21:17

Chris and Gary reminisce about their dads ahead of Father’s Day, wax eloquently about their ancestry, and tease many upcoming Stupid People Podcast segments. Somewhere along the line, Gary throws in stupid sex jokes and Chris gets a D in Roman numerals. ----- If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the food out™ of those cat food cans with Crazy Dad’s® Mini-S...

Stupid Drug Commercials (and Co-Host Introductions) 14.06.2023 23:18

In their first episode, “Stupid People Chris” and “Stupid People Gary” riff on drug names and commercials and introduce themselves. Chris roasts Gary, with proctologists (AKA gastroenterologists) thrown in for his measure. Plus: why were ambulances sent out by funeral homes in the past? And much, much more. ----- If you have a patent or trademark question, call Gary at 877-5-PATENT. Get ALL the fo...