Strumpet Radio Hour

Bernice and Susan are back, and this time with more crabs than ever before! Tune in to hear all about Susie's trash misadventures, Bean's run-in with ungrateful tourists, and how the gals plan to manifest a multi-family property. Bonus: some fresh hot takes about friendship incels!

The Strumpets are back, and this time they're on screen! (Which can be viewed here: https://youtu.be/eDbHJEMqKFY) Were there a plethora of technical issues? Yes, obviously, but that didn't stop these two from embarrassing themselves in front of the camera. Bean tried to recap some documentaries she watched while isolated, but immediately rescinded anything she said. Susie gives an update about tik...

The gals have reunited in the flesh! Susie updates us on her return to the motherland, Bean shares about her virtual near death experience. Kick back and listen to these two gals struggle to figure out what 1% of 10,000 is!

The gals were gone for a few months, and they're still not coming back. In the meantime, here's a little treat to tide you over! Bean and Susie gripe about their experiences with debilitating mental illness and the doctors that simply write them off as hysterical (depressed). Susie can no longer get Insulin due to an abrupt tragedy, and Bean is forced to take a break from comedy due to saying too...

The gals celebrate Bean's 24th trip around the sun by drinking Irish cream liqueur (something Bean should be avoiding) and talking about their favorite topic: guns. Bean spills all about her love life, and Susie also tries to contribute (but struggles to do so).

David and Susie catch up about the upcoming Brooke shields Hallmark film, what they did for Halloween, and which god-awful billionaire they would fuck/marry/kill. Kick back and relax to some mediocre-at-best conversation.

Is Bean back for this episode? Maybe. Either way, the gals revisit some of their old Facebook Messenger conversations from middle and high school. Is it pathetic? yes. Does Susie find evidence of Bean consistently being an unreliable and overall terrible friend throughout their entire friendship? also yes. Bonus: we find out what the gals' clown specialties would be!

David is back and ready to spew more hatred! On this week's episode, Susie and David review the long-anticipated Broadway-to-movie adaptation of Dear Evan Hansen, starring America's sweetheart Ben Platt. Susie cried and David cringed. If you want the movie spoiled and to hear some incoherent babbling about a musical, you've come to the right place!

Disclaimer: Susie, the worthless audio-engineer (Bean's words not mine), couldn't be bothered to edit this podcast to it's normally sub-par quality, so it may sound a little wonky. Plz 4giv us. The gals are back from their 7 month hiatus! Bean and Susie are very sorry to be so inconsistent, and in this episode they tell all about why their lives have been too chaotic to produce a podcast for their...

Sorry for the inconsistent uploads everybody! Susie and Bean are back to bring you a puss-filled episode about near-death experiences, and a very misinformed perspective on the conflicts happening in the middle east.

Episode #046: Valentines Day, Chik-Fil-A, and David's Steamy Dates by Strumpet Radio

Episode #045: Get Your Mourning Joe by Strumpet Radio

This week the gals tried to get up early, with only moderate success. Bean gives an excellent breakfast burrito tutorial, and Susie explains why your marriage is a failure if you spend your anniversary at a restaurant. Stay tuned, cause you won't want to miss out on this 5/10 episode!

Episode #043: David's Coup part 2: Electric Coup-aloo by Strumpet Radio

Bean has(yet again) abandoned her friendship with Susie and this podcast. David fills in her for and does a perfectly subpar job. Susie and David discuss the political climate for too long, and answer some questions to see if they fall in love.

Episode# 041: Happy (Belated) Holidays From the Strumpets by Strumpet Radio

It's Bean's turn to share her uninterrupted stream of consciousness! You got to hear all about Susie's internal struggle last week, and this week you get to hear all about Bean's debilitating social anxiety and increasing apathy towards the things she loves. Stay tuned and enjoy!

Bean (a total girl boss) had to abandon Susie this week to try and push her surplus of essential oils and knives onto people who don't want them. Susie delves into some self reflection, Jeffrey Epstein, and the Call Her Daddy podcast. Is this episode pretty weird and uncomfortable? Yes.

Gobble gobble! The gals discuss their thanksgiving plans and what they miss the most about in-person celebrations (hint: It's when Susie force feeds Bean pie). Bean shares a couple of her 800+ Facebook screenshots, and Susie threatens those that don't comply with CDC social distancing recommendations over the holidays.

This week's episode was recorded last month and is loaded with ~spooky~ questions. Find out what Bean's final wishes are when she dies, and how the gals would try to survive in a slasher movie (spoiler alert: they wouldn't).

Your two favorite #girlbosses are back! Trump lost the election (contrary to what Bean believes), so the gals take a tumultuous dive into their emotions surrounding the whole situation. Susie is a neoliberal now, and Bean is upset that people who make over 400k are going to be taxed more (despite having a salary nowhere close to that). Strap in and enjoy the ride!

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The gals got spooked while recording this one! Bean and Susie casted in the flesh for the first time since March (socially distanced, of course), and had several frightening encounters while doing so. Find out what Susie's frog impression sounds like, and why Bean is afraid of deer.

The Strumpets finally get their #1 fan (and #1 hater) David on the podcast! Stay tuned to hear about Bean and David's Mormon origins, while Susie quietly listens and gets ignored for most of the episode. The Strumpets also celebrate this year's first October episode by talking about traumatic childhood fears.

The Strumpets are back yet again! These gals may go MIA on a consistent basis, but they always return with more spicy content. Bean and Susie recorded this episode mere hours after watching the presidential debate, and you're gonna hear all their thoughts. Stay tuned to find out if Bean's a Trump supporter (yes) and if Susie is an anti-vaxxer (absolutely).