Strippers in the Attic

Could Buffy and Heaven have met their match? Could there be someone as filthy, funny and fearless as the Queens of ‘Casting? Well… possibly. Grace Campbell brings her A game to the quick quip verbal death match covering sex, drugs, crocs and goals and we find out who’s the last girl standing. Seconds out… Follow us! Instagram & Twitter   Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This ep...

Our Strippers leave the Attic and head out on tour to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, to find the strippers best friend – comedians. From working vaudeville shows to the birth of alternative comedy in the Raymond Revue bar the professions have always shared more than just a stage. Now they share the incredibly intimate two inches of mouth space around our microphone. Best not mention our girls walk...

Buffy and Heaven have been repping for strippers in the media almost since we launched. Big shout out to all our fans at the BBC, Grazia, the Times, the Guardian… and a big hello to Catherine Sloan! We could go on, but stripper skill number three: listen, don’t talk. Jake Massay at LADBible has backed us from the off. He interviewed us again for the second season, and we had such a ball we thought...

Buffy and Heaven welcome artist, activist and all round outrager Rose Wood , a child of the civil rights era with a life story that includes rooming in the Chelsea Hotel with Stormé DeLarverie – who threw the first punch at the Stonewall Riot, frequenting Studio 54, CBGBs and Crisco Disco in the 1970s, stripping in New York in the 1980s, sharing a bill with Dirty Martini, creating the darkest S&am...

At some point every stripper gets asked – does your mother know? For our girls, damn right they do. With UK Mother’s Day upon us, we issued Mommy Buffy and Mummy Heaven with stripper names – first pet and first street lived on - and asked them to spill the tea. Snuggle Puss Ricardo (Mummy Heaven) had a strict Catholic upbringing but went on the road with a rock n roll band while Charlie Victoria (...

Tarzan from the original London cast of Magic Mike almost shocks the unshockable Buffy and Heaven describing the scratching, grabbing, stamping and even biting right through his clothing that happened every night when the female audience got overexcited. Buffy and Heaven wonder if women are bigger sex pests then men, if given the booze, the night, the naked skin and the grinding tunes. Plus cock s...

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What’s the difference between male strippers and female strippers? Buffy and Heaven sit down with old hand Joe Exotic and find they have more in common than they thought. The trio compare epic fails from costume malfunctions through bad dancers to wildly uncomfortable encounters with audience members. Turns out women are way more inappropriate than men at strip shows – as Heaven recalls when narro...

Ever find it had to ask for what you want? Ever get stuck at a table with people you barely know/like? Need, in other words, Jedi conversation skills? Stripper tactics, my friend, are all about the chat. Get the private dance, get the client into the VIP, establish trust, draw out their darkest desires, make them addicted to you… Buffy and Heaven let you in on the tricks of the persuasion trade. A...

Do you want to have the best sex of your life? Fine if not. Don’t listen to this episode. If you do, Buffy and Heaven have spent decades on the art of the sensual – and know the most important things to get right if you really want to blow your mind. Here’s the cheat sheet: conversation, confidence, care, calculation and calm. Yeah, that doesn’t help without the rest of their expertise – so you’ll...

Heaven and her sister Skyler – also a stripper – disturb Buffy with stories of their Australian tour through biker run clubs like the Voodoo Lounge (think Dusk Til Dawn but without the vampires… hopefully). Understand why courgettes beat carrots in the vegetable double penetration show, how to survive on six almonds a day, porn star Buck Parties, forehead dildo unicorns and the Sister Act version...

Low confidence day? Woken up with all the bad feels? Not loving your hair, your skin, your body? No disrespect, but Buffy and Heaven, after years in the product testing department of The Factory of Love, are here to tell you – you’re wrong. Learn why the biggest earning strippers are the oldest in the club. Understand how attitude and wordplay are often the only things you need. Realise that the o...

The first rule of Strip Club? You do talk about Strip Club. Tyler watches Buffy as she steps onto the Vegas stage at Palomino’s – the strip club Tarantino would have built if that was his bag – for the first time in years. Heaven adds her own world view from Blighty covering office work where blow jobs are in the job spec, Stephen Hawking and reads emails that break every rule of… well everything....

Buffy’s Vegas adventures continue with the awesome Miss Vivian offering blow by blow advice on how to secure $1000 in 15 minutes flat. Without blowing anything. For an encore, she’ll tell you the psychological tricks that secure 100% tips every time. Whether you’re a veteran of the pole or looking for a new year pay rise this is essential listening Follow us! Instagram & Twitter   Press Enquir...

Queen of the Strippers, Ice Cream Daddy and Vegas legend Valerie Stunning joins Buffy on our heroine’s winter tour of Nevada’s sin city to discuss global disrobing, the arcane world of the featured stripper, blood, sex and ice cream. Ms Stunning is a community organizer, veteran Stripper and founder and Head Creamstress of Paradise City Creamery . Find out all about her here… Listen to Val's...

Buffy and Heaven meet the ninja Jedi master stripper Chelsea who’s travelled the world breaking hearts and emptying wallets with skills you people wouldn’t believe. She shares secrets, tricks and tips that would fleece everyone from Snoop Dogg to Warren Buffett and have them coming back for more. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter   Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This episode is...

At Christmas it’s all about the giving and the ho ho ho’s – so Buffy and Heaven survey strippers across the world to discover just what devoted clients choose to give the girls who unwrap themselves for a living. The answers are… bizarre. Yet another insight into the insanity of seasonal strip club shenanigans from the stocking fillers of your dreams. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter   Press Enq...

Ever wanted to be more confident? Able to get what you want with a range of subtle skills? 2022 is looming. Perhaps you’d like to earn more this year, or take more control of situations in the workplace? What you need is to think a little more like a stripper. Let Buffy and Heaven – whose years in the strip club have given them client facing tactics you wouldn’t believe – let you in on a few secre...

Welcoming regulars back to the club, Buffy and Heaven take it to the VIP level, with season two’s opener featuring Megan Prescott - old friend, fellow stripper and beloved Skins star, who’s first brush with performance was as Katie Fitch in the hit channel 4 series. Prescott talks showbiz and the complex economy of women disrobing in the public eye. What’s the difference between removing your clot...

Buffy and Heaven go to the movies to review Zola , Janicza Bravo's riotous true story of a stripper whose ho trip gets way out of control. As professionals they're impressed - could this be the Best Ever Portrayal of Strippers Onscreen? And they reveal how close they've both come to their own versions of Zola's story... Follow us! Instagram & Twitter   Press Enquiries- Made...

Welcome to la petite mort - the final episode where Buffy and Heaven say farewell, and discuss what they have learned and what they have taught since the first breath of Strippers In The Attic. And yet... there is always a tease to these strippers. Nothing is ever the end, as long as the punters ask for more. The club may be closing for now but the doors will reopen soon. Buffy and Heaven will be...

The day shift - when a strip club feels like a dentists waiting room...  Girls scattered about the place, bored out of their minds, watching the clock tick by one minute at a time. In this seasons penultimate episode, Buffy and Heaven recall dancing for ‘Wednesday Frank’ and ‘The Strangler’ whilst the smell of someone’s microwaved lunch fills the air... learn how the stripper life can be perfect t...

This week Buffy & Heaven are unable to record their full episode as they decided to take a pause for some self care recharging. Instead Buffy gives you a sneak peek on what's in store  next week for our usual full length episode discussing the day shift and how strippers manage to combat boredom. Follow us! Instagram & Twitter   Press Enquiries- Madelaine@gingerbreadagency.com This ep...

So… how can I date you? The question on so many men’s lips as they fall under the spell of another stripper. Usually followed by – I don’t want to pay for VIP, I just want to take you for dinner. This week’s Valentine’s Day episode answers that question and explores the often surprising places love in its various forms can be found in the strip club. Plus, Buffy and Heaven tell cautionary tales of...

This week Buffy & Heaven get snowed in and are unable to record their full episode, so instead they take you on a short but sweet trip to Las Vegas, Nevada - home to strip clubs, casinos and people asking to get arrested. Be sure to tune in next week for our usual full length episode discussing the east ends most popular client - City Boy! Follow us! Instagram & Twitter   Press Enquiries-...