Streaming Wasteland

This week, it's Adam Sandler's last non-netflix movie, featuring Peter Dinklage doing an accent that no one understands and Josh Gad apparently wanting to do something that wasn't Olaf. What did we think of this cinematic disaster? Tune in and find out!

Welcome to the week, folks! We're talking about Ringo's doctorate in seltzers, we discuss the upcoming Star Wars movie that has no tie-ins to the Skywalkers, another Christmas Carol is on the way, some How to Train Your Dragon talk, and more! Listen along and let us know your thoughts!

What can you say about a movie where the jokes were dated for the time and the premise just wasn't that good? A whole lot, apparently! Join us this week as we look at the rightfully forgotten Mortdecai, starring Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow as unlikeable rich people!

We made it to monday! This week we're talking about Stargate and how amazon might finally convince us to split an MGM+ subscription, we talk about A24's upcoming Masque of the Red Death, and we touch on the tastelessness of a Unabomber series coming from Netflix!

It should be a crime to call a movie this boring "Passions." This week it's a walk through the lowest rated movie on Metacritic, 2015's United Passions, a sports movie about executives but not good like Moneyball.

Hey wastelanders! This week we're talking about how George RR Martin has agreed to do every project under the sun except finish the one that made him famous, we discuss whether or not Galactus is "evil" and we talk about some Lilo and Stitch potential spoilers!

Wasters, it's time to ascend, like Jupiter. If you like Astrology, world-building, and jokes about the DMV, this movie is for you! Also, Eddie Redmayne does a silly voice and Channing Tatum wears weird ears.

Happy Holiday for you American wasterlanders! This week, we're talking Lilo and Stitch, Final Destination Bloodlines, and so much more!

This week, we find ourselves pondering if we need to build a playroom, whether or not the way Ana wraps rope is remarkable, thinking about toast, and exactly how boring an intimate scene can be as we take on 50 Shade of Grey!

It was bound to happen, pun intended. We finally had to watch 50 Shades in this bunker of ours. So this week, we do a little prep work for the Friday episode. Also, Tom Cruise's standing O, and another Hunger Games is on the way!

We have entered into the "Worst of 2015" phase with a bang! Fant4stic is a movie that really had no chance to succeed, and tried anyway. How do we think it did? Find out this week!

We made it to another monday! This week, Ringo and I are talking about some upcoming movies that we think at least a few people will be excited for, some upcoming movies that no one is excited for, and we set the stage for our worst of 2015 expedition! Give us a listen and let us know what movies you're excited for in the comments!

We're wrapping up the best of 2015 with a movie that honestly should have gotten a best picture and best actor nod- Creed! It's the best Rocky since Rocky and somehow might have been better without Rocky! Listen to hear us try to do a Stallone impression, misremember the expendables, and more!

Hey wasters! Another glorious day in cinema news is upon us! This week we talk about Dogma re-releasing in theaters, we wonder about Thunderbolts, we touch on Hitchcock coming to Netflix, and more!

Holy plot armor, Wasters! This week we're finding out WAY more than we ever cared to know about Ethan Hunt and we talk about how being the "living manifestation of destiny" isn't exactly the flex they think. Listen to Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation on this week's Streaming Wasteland!

Looks like Sinners has cleaned up two weeks in a row! Also, we talk about the appropriate things to put on eggs, and how we go about evaluating a blockbuster vs a movie that's actually about something.

It's Tarantino time! This week we're looking at the Hateful Eight, a movie that lives up to its name! Will we find ourselves wrapped up in the story, or will this movie end up leaving us in the cold? Only one way to find out!

We made it another week, folks! Check out this monday's discussion in which we discuss Chris Colombus talking trump in Home Alone 2, people who called the vaccine the Fauci Ouchie, and more!

This week we're taking on Bridge of Spies, a movie about Tom Hanks playing Tom Hanks. There's a strong first half, a weak second half, and all the usual spielbergian stuff throughout! Listen along if you're like us and can't figure out how this got nominated for Best Picture

We can't believe that minecraft killed it at the box office, and just weeks after we dumped all over Jack Black. So join us this week to see what takes will come back to haunt us in the future!

Folks, it's back to the 1950s, it's back to New York, and it's still in 2015! This week we're looking at Brooklyn, a beautifully shot but ultimately empty-feeling movie about a young woman torn between the life she knew and the life she wants.

Another monday, another grab bag! We're talking Val, we're talking Arnold, etc etc. Listen in and let us know your thoughts!

Join us this week as we take on 2015's the Big Short, a movie that is somehow not very good but also absolutely infuriating. Also, we try to keep things mostly to the movies and movie adjacent things, but this week, we had to talk politics, and even though we recorded this a week ago, it feels VERY relevant to what's happening today

It's just sequels and reboots all the way down, folks. Join us as we talk about Passions 2, Coco 2, and the return of the Avengers!

We're back, continuing our romp through the movies deemed the best of ten years ago! This week, we're looking at Room, a movie that is so damn depressing and uplifting at the same time. Trigger warnings in full effect here, there is basically no scene that doesn't deal with trauma.