Straight Garbage Podcast

Walking through Home Depot and answering your phone with a "What's up hooker?" while walking past a female... Fun with lawnmowers? In our next episode of Rat Rescue, Jay saves 2 rats from certain death from the back of a garbage truck. Cat shits on floor, she beats cat for shitting on the floor, Robert gets rock hard boner...the fuq?? Robert wears boxers with the button on the back?...

Things to use in an emergency to wipe your ass, moss, leaves, an ear of corn?? What happens after a vasectomy? Does it just puff out dust and air? Why do small people have big penises? It should be proportional to your body size! What's the common denominator in all Jay's marriages? You ever shoot a baboon? Join the Wal-Mart! I shoot closer groups than that with my sperm!  Become a membe...

Manscaping tips you need to know! Is violently kicking the project your co-worker is working on off his platform considered bullying or harassment? Shaving your butthole? Putting an Arby's logo on the screen while watching porn. The never ending 13 squirrels on a transformer Mitch story. They should make porn for 4D theaters. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcas...

Robert proposes starting a human trafficking ring. Would you put a dip of chew in your butthole if it worked better? Bunny Ranch, no Mitch would rather go to the Pony Ranch. Diesel trucks that look like roller skates. Josh's cousin story. Prostitution should be legal. Cologuard? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on Augus...

Still drinking at 4:30 am when you have to be to work in a couple of hours? In a fit of rage, Robert punches the window in a garbage truck and breaks the window and quits, welcome back! Cowboy hats with boobie tassels? Robert's question for the Australian guest...do you have slaves over there? That's how you get aids... Coughing during sex? Take advantage of that, follow us for more sex...

The way my current savings and retirement accounts are going, they aren't going to allow me to retire... College? Hell no! Go to a trade school, make killer money, then elevate your status and drop your pay by half to become a garbage man. Wife has a second bank account labeled "LWYR" ?? Post office mayhem. If there is at least one piece of advice I can give you, its don't be l...

Getting kicked out of a concert by 9 security officers...legendary. Could you bomb an IQ test for a disability check? Cousin joke from a call in listener. Fell out of a tree and broke a bunch of twigs with my nuts, I'm a logger! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Mitch believes abortion should be legal up to the age of 5. Did you know that racoons and cats taste the same? Fourth out of 4 in a welding competition, nice Cory! I'll take the strawberry jelly! Being called names in Spanish? Not like I can understand it anyways... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Vi...

Porta john destruction, on a completely unrelated note, welcome to the show John! Making pipe bombs at 11 years old. If you had to kill someone, what weapon would you use? Butt chugs and alcohol soaked tampins. (on purpose typo) Is John a serial killer?  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/pri...

My ferrets nuts are how big? Let's make a puppet! Why have 3 cats if they won't catch any mice, maybe coyotes will work. Gassing gofers and reaching up under the mower: how to lose gingers. What janky vet cut my dogs balls off and left him with this Frankenstein looking vagina scar, oh, it was Mitch Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy p...

Do you know how great Cory is? Ride with him in a truck for 6 months, he'll tell ya! Jay's special phrase. The only crime I'm against is kid diddling. Asking an employee if he is a dumbass instead of calling him a dumbass is not workplace harassment. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit ac...

Jay pisses off the elderly by mowing his neighbors yard without permission. Horse de-wormer to treat covid? In a paste? Is this just a way to get me to eat horse jizz? Free the gays?? What the hell Jay... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcas...

Josh is a big hairy lesbian? The benefits of hiring special needs people at your workplace. Blast from the past "Doosh of the Week" Chuck! The lube is in the lunchbox, not the clipboard. Cory's over embellished car chase story. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for mor...

Josh's janky vehicle repair saga. Sharting, the questionable game that nobody wins. Who wants to have a pink eye pillow fight? It's just one of those face to ass things... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Sh...

I see you hiding in that bush, spread your damn cans! Mormons knocking on Cory's door at 9PM really piss him off! In-betWEINER, somewhere between a grower and a shower? When a companies safety meeting includes sexual harassment and bullying and you start to question everything that comes out of your mouth... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR priva...

Josh proves he only cares about himself by leaving work early and not helping Steve(n) finish his route. Is it gay? Jay becomes insanely pissed claiming Drinkin' Bros. stole his idea for "Is it gay?" Feathers for hands, or Octopus tentacles for legs? Persident Joe Briden! What are you actually using that blow up doll for Cory?? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-ga...

Statistically the first place you should always look for lost items is your butthole! Is that only fans or cousins only? I would slut my shit on Only Fans if I could! Parents vs. kids, fight club! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts...

In a bold move Robert decides to quit his job to start a career in milking spiders and silk worms buttholes for that sweet sweet silk ;).  Fun with crayons. A blow up doll and some bottle rockets, hopeful future plans! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight...

Keeping Ivory teeth like a trophy? Or a serial killer? Failed prank calls. Straight vodka and how I forgot to add the Redbull. Is it called prairie doggin when it's liquid? Cory shall not be trifled with! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage P...

The cousin episode? What the hell is a dust bowl? Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed at night? Do you know where rubber and latex come from? Ahhh, so we are really gonna breed a human and a chimp... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garb...

R&D to Vice President of marketing, how I spent my time during covid working for a pornography firm...Who else is tired of these stupid Facebook could you live in a mansion with no phone bullshit. Ethan catfishing Josh during the dial-up era. And mind blown by a knock knock joke... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on Aug...

A look back at some clips from episodes 1-10, season 2 starts 7/21/21!! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Gar...

Bonus episode! Pellet smokers cause cancer? Must be where this small wiener came from. Cartoon impersonations. Fun fact, One out of four people have herpes...it's Robert. Square bullets designed for pain... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage...

Blaming kids for ordering car parts when they were playing on your phone. Elon Musk is gonna nuke Mars? Ninja ostrich versus stupid ass bicyclists. Shaving your ass and the back of your legs for work.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast S...

Robert's A/C problems have gotten so bad he doesn't care if his house floods with his janky swamp cooler. Using a bush to boost your cellphone signal. Long hair vs. short hair, what did I find in my food? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garb...