Straight Garbage Podcast

Your mom and your wife switch bodies, you have to sleep with one to change back, who's it going to be? Kirby vacuum salesman, warning labels, and how not to use your vacuum! Do you leave a tip for the maids when you stay at a hotel room? You wouldn't if you used a black light on the room... Nestle is the Dr. Evil of the bottled water world. Robert's inner serial killer thoughts... O...

Robert traded what he thought was regular blowies plus bonus blowies for no blowies, mistakes were made! Mini Hitler joins the show, but too busy on Pornhub to be part of the show. If you want to skip getting in trouble for having an illegal abortion, just stick to anal. Fun fact, there are over 60 sphincters in the human body. No more free ride homeless and welfare people, shovel or the pole, get...

Mitch's 110-pound hooker for meat? Robert going for the BBW hooker for more meat! Mitch's online dating fun, getting blocked in all the wrong places! Whoopi Goldberg or transgender? Cruise control was invented by a blind person. Does anyone else wanna punch Mitch in the face? Facetime your girl while jerking off, it will work every time! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straig...

Watching porn with your friends...guilty, but not gay porn...right Jay? Jay??? Sovereign citizens are retarded... DOT week, how to take advantage of some violations to get maintenance done on your truck! Mitch has been changing his own diapers long before he had kids, which is what qualified him to be a stay-at-home mom! His nickname shall forever be corndog! Fancy people drink boxed wine? Stockho...

What special occasion for your parents prompted your conception? Pamela Anderson before or after Tommy Lee, before or after boob job? Robert used to get beaten in the head with a giant ping pong paddle, which turned out to be a crazy plan to groom his mother? The sandwich police are a real thing! 100 foot hanging platform! What if Mitch was in charge of a firing squad, would his self-casted bullet...

Do Australian accents turn you on? Clicking the TikTok thumbnail instead of the link mishaps. Stay or go? When is the right time to pass a garbage truck? You just blow air in it like a pocket pussy! If you stacked all of Elon Musk's money it would extend to the moon and almost back? Do pilots fall asleep during flights? Sorry about that folks, we just missed our landing by 30 miles! If you we...

If you were invisible for a day, where would you go? Do the thing, with the baby umbilical cord, (swings like a lasso) adrenaline rope! Dalton is the winner of the Cuznfkr t-shirt contest! That's what I do when I masturbate...what grab your headphones? Incestry.com is more like it! Battle bots, giant wieners, sex sounds, electromagnets...transformer? If you were any slower, you'd be reta...

Bullying co-workers is my favorite way to kill time at work! What would you do if you took home a chick from the bar and found out she was a man? Joe Biden is the ultimate zombie hack, can't kill him by shooting him in the brain because there isn't one. Robert for President! The continuing Cory sister waiting on the results from ancestry.com thing. Become a member at https://plus.acast.c...

The mostly totally made up, not sure if it's true, but based on facts, totally possible Cory inbred scenario. Would you rather have a 10 inch penis or be rich? Should prostitution be legal? Falling from amusement park rides...yikes! Would you let Lebron James perform oral sex on you for 20 bucks? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy wa...

What would you do if you found out you only had 3 months to live? I wanna be the oldest man to die, jumping out of a plane naked while eating a whopper! It's gonna be like the human centipede, except the sex version! Glory hole scenario, 100k under the stall or I am gonna right angle yo dick! Jay got drunk and threw a pizza in the oven, with the plastic still on...yum! Is an abscess actually...

I got covid 28 years ago, I am patient zero! Man "accidentally" sprays expanding foam up his penis to cure erectile disfunction! Why is it when a doctor asks if his assistant can join, that it is always a hot girl when it comes to a problem with your junk or butt? Got stuck wearing medium boxers in jail, I wear XL, now my ass is hanging out looking like I am on the menu... Become a membe...

Mitch won't get with a hooker on backpage, even though the guys offered to pay for it, must be holding out for that special guy! Jay denies being in a horse sex video, but we know the truth! Orangastang or Crowd Control for Cory's mustang? Robert Pee'd on a three-year-old trying to get a look at his sweet junk. Let me introduce you to Jay, our I.T. guy...Eat it or hump it, a donut s...

The time Cartman ran into 47 garbage cans! The wet t-shirt contest #bighairytitties. Kelly Pickler railed all the guys at Straight Garbage...allegedly. If time machines existed, what would you do? Change the fabric of time, assassinate world leaders, beat serial killers to their murders? Time machine derby? Cory is gonna make voodoo dolls of the crew after he ground hog days himself with an epic M...

Never apologize for being a man! Hey look, it's the mayor getting a picture with Jay's load. Training corndog on the roll-off truck. Did you just say I want to be in someone's ass? Craigslist ad for an apartment for rent at Cartman's! From concrete slab to toilet bowl to bathroom sink, where do you shoot your load? You ever see Cody eat a corn dog? He holds it like he would hol...

Fascinating tribal people from the Bayou that can hold their breath for 13 mins, Robert's first thought is he wants a blowie? They can't get rid of Josh...ever! Gorilla hides his female mate at the sight of Shaq visiting the zoo, seriously gorilla, not like he's gonna hop the fence and bang your girlfriend. Burps are just your puke's farts. Cory is insanely jealous of Josh&apos...

Robert was supposed to watch someone's dog but gave them the address to the pound instead of his own. Josh's next purchase? The Ford Powerjoke, umm errr I mean Powerstroke. Robert locates the hamsters boner tail, immediately become aroused. The cousin fucker burn t-shirt giveaway contest! The Robert matrix tree tangled saw fireball escapade! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/st...

Josh and Cory drive through Steve's yard again, twice in fact, will Steve ever listen to these episodes and find out? Jay's dad still thinks pot is bad, the devil's lettuce as it were, which leads Jay to plan to give his dad a gummy bear, the Devil's gummy bear! Going to sue Klondike Bar for solicitation! "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" Shame on you! Use promo...

Robert finds a local hooker online, tries pimping her out to his neighbor and Cartman. Josh welds Mitch's lunch box to a dumpster, also cuts out a dick from a dumpster bottom as a decoration for Mitch's truck, Josh 2 Mitch 0. Jay, did you give me a rim job or a wheel job? Lady boner pills called Niagra? Girl pajamas with the rear button flap? Hell yeah gonna do some pilgrim shit! Jay goe...

In a bold move, Jay's wife keeps coming up with a new sickness, so Jay has to sleep upstairs. #bedtoherself. No matter how much I shake it, I still get the dribbles. Robert, for god sakes leave the cat alone! Jay falls out of the shower, what a time to not have your life alert pendant... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated...

Robert spends a lot of time on his VR headset in the fur room?  I bet your family tree looks like a telephone pole! So...fuck Wal-Mart and their bullshit gas cans! Stealing beer from Salmon net fisherman. Jesus take the wheel, the theme song to that time my car left the road. Robert gets handsy with Jay, lower your cousins only rule! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-pod...

This dumbass puts chains on, loses it 5 feet down the road. Going to start a Straight Garbage Podcast on Pornhub, will you watch us Pornhub?? Snow day! iPhones suck, they are like those giant tablets for toddlers... Why would you eat a spoonful of butter? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/pr...

A million dollars or a blowjob? The great Mitch dilemma. Robert comes to the realization that it's not just a woman's job to make a sandwich, as he takes a job making sandwiches...Poop in a smoker, 25.95 plus shipping and handling. Mitch's long-winded exit from the show. First woman on the show confirms Josh's size problem...Straight Garbage therapy? Become a member at https://...

Surprise M-M-Mitch's intro to the show! You know what Cody has to say about hotdogs?...Umm they fall right out? Jagermeister belongs in the trash! Breathalyzers work off infrared? He draws the line at daughters, you'll find him at cousinsonly.com! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/...

Clips from episodes, "Bear pussy and the turd chucker" "ever take a dump in a restaurant hood?" " You bug me at work I'm gonna send you a pic of my cat's nuts, fight me. " " Can't leave skid marks in your underwear if you don't wear them... " Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy wa...

Making the wife hand x-mas lights and hoping she falls. Robert's alien shot glass dick thing, coming to his mouth soon! Messages from Mitch's super fan! In an attempt to search the house for an intruder, Jay stumbles upon his x-mas gift. Birds are drones, Bill gates is a robot? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast . Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on A...