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r amithejerk? where AITAH for asking parents to keep their kid out of an adults only pool AITA for cancelling on my friend after she wouldn’t pay for our lunch? AITAH for kicking my houseguests out 11 hours before their flight is scheduled to leave? AITA for not letting my coworker stay at my place even though I “have the space” AITA for yelling at my aunt after she kept pressuring me to marry her...

r TIFU TIFU by going to the toilet Butters Stotch style TIFU Waited too long to do taxes. TIFU and accidentally gave my girlfriend a black eye while sleeping. TIFU by misidentifying my date TIFU by getting my mom addicted to Pokémon cards TIFU by not exiting the elevator at work. TIFU by being the worlds most awkward customer. TIFU by stealing my neighbours cat TIFU by not double checking my email...

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally trauma-bonding with my boss’s dog and now he follows me home TIFU. Accidentally went to a networking event for black people… I am white… TIFU by trying to clear ice and accidentally ending up on my neighborhood Facebook group TIFU By Renaming someone’s dog TIFU for not drinking enough water for years TIFU I left my door unlocked for 15mins… TIFU by not wearing sunscreen...

r prorevenge where just spam called my year long spam caller Refuse to order meds for my patient? Let me get the wife to yell at you. My Jr high bully ended up massaging my butt Ok Dan, you want to give my number out to strangers? Site Manager calling me nonstop all day every day My neighbor takes up all the parking spaces on the street so I made friends with the birds Local Contractor cannot resp...

maliciouscompliance where You like attention do you? Here, let me get you some. Adorable Compliance - "Don't take your head off that pillow!" My Son's Work-around . . . OK Boss, we can try it their way. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the roster. Working too much, and get the shaft cuzza it Deli Stareoff Will do! A dish pig’s tale RTO or PL Oon Tuesdays, ok "Don't you dare put that in y...

He hurt me for years. His chair got what was coming. Karo Syrup and a cold shower??? Probably not a good mix Want your assets back, here you go. The middle finger of universal balance Hope you like bagpipe music! Rude and Don’t Tip? Pay Extra For Bags Text me again, I'll sue for harassment Honey, how do you want me to fold your laundry? How to improve your French and ruin a dishwasher My Dog was t...

r TOMC where Yesterday was my birthday, I bought myself a birthday cake and my mom and stepdad ate all of it with their friends who had come over to hangout with them the night before my birthday while I was in my bedroom. They didn't even leave me one slice. Ex left me for another guy, got pregnant, and now wants me back. Bride doesn’t like me and they want me to coordinate the wedding, decorate,...

r TOMC where Since no one in my life seemed to care that I graduated college, I’ll tell a bunch of strangers online I switched phones with my girlfriend for 24 hours. She lasted 3 hours before begging to switch back. My fiancé made a split-second decision that has cost me a year of my life, and I’m furious My mother-in-law stole my spot in my family vacation and I'm secretly pretty happy about it....

maliciouscompliance where These are the new metrics? Ok! Everyone is fired! My manager told me I needed to offer to help everyone carry their groceries to the car. Sounds good! Husband told Adult Daughter to wash her dishes or else... Teenager grounded from driving gets even Turn in All Receipts I followed the list Employees should listen to your friend instead of the boss? Okay! Black pants MacDo...

r amithejerk? where AITA for canceling my mom’s surprise farewell dinner because she called me messy? AITA-My husband woke me up in the middle of the night for a dream AITA for “spoiling” a family trip bc im unwilling to sleep on a blow up mattress for 2 weeks AITA for telling my friend I won’t set him up with anyone because he’s emotionally immature? AITA for removing access to certain things for...

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally ruining my LDR girlfriend's big surprise visit TIFU by joining the Mormon church TIFU by throwing away a child's teddy bear and having to dumpster dive TIFU by telling a stupid joke TIFU by literally forgetting my dang exam TIFU by giving my husband a playful pat TIFU by overdosing on herbal tea 🍵🍵 TI FU by accidentally violating an NDA during a consultation and now m...

r TIFU TIFU by returning bras at the Post Office TI Freaked UP by believing a work prank on April 1st and embarrassing myself in front of everyone. TIFU by telling my professor I was “gravely ill” when I just had a cold TIFU by letting my son give me Poison Ivy as a gift TIFU by giving a girl tokens at Chuck E Cheese TIFU by breaking my leg and tearily confessed to smoking in front of my mother. T...

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling our moms they can’t join our vacation? AITA for telling my dad's wife I'm sorry but she's not my mom? AITA for keeping a relationship with my brothers ex wife when they have two kids together? AITA for no longer wanting to give a HOUSE to my sister? My portion of inheritance AITA for not giving my friend one of the freebies from my skincare order ? AITA for cal...

r amithejerk? where AITA if I’m annoyed that a few friends want to go spend $200/each on dinner to celebrate their bdays and wants everyone to chip in after they decided on a private room at a high end steak house? AITA for not covering my friend's meal when she ordered more? AITA for telling my brother in law to stop picking on my kids or he’s not coming on vacation? AITA for snapping at my mothe...

r amithejerk? where AITA for asking a friend if SHE understands wedding courtesy, or else she can't bring her 4 year old son (who is on the spectrm) . AITA for leaving my boyfriends bday party after what he said to me AITA: In-Laws are upset with the name we want to use for our son. AITA for not taking neighbour's parcel? AITA for not watching my nieces? AITA for not willing to split the cost of a...

r TOMC where No, Kora, You could not have had my condo. My partner never plays with our toddler and it’s making me lose feelings My brother’s gf isn’t going to like her ring I came to Spain during the war with nothing. Two years later, I finally feel like I'm allowed to live again. I read my husbands text messages She left with our baby. I sat in an empty room, staring at the AC... I love my wife...

r TOMC where I Might Not Be Alive Soon I’ve been hiding a huge secret from everyone in my life for the past 3 years. After getting laid off, I took my next role just to get revenge. I lost my sister and nephews because I stood up to her husband. I still think I did the right thing, but it still hurts. i love my sister I was an artist and my job was taken by AI, today my mother asked me to generate...

maliciouscompliance where Don’t annoy me and ask for a five star rating Just act normal around my friends.” Alright Bucking a software trend in 1980 Go To Bed? Okay. Want your contract upheld? Okay. Bottled water Bananas Cold as ice. Employees are not allowed to leave the break room on their break... Whatever. Mom: Hurry up and drive me to work! Me: *drives like Baby Driver* You autorized it. You...

r prorevenge where How I finally got my cheating ex-boyfriend to stop drunk dialing me Won't let me go home sick? I'll see you in 30 days when I pick up my cancer meds Tell me you won't renew my contract on my birthday? I'll 'hack' your soda machine. Cause an accident because you’re too special to wait in line? That’s cool, I’ll be a witness for the other driver’s insurance. My event manager haras...

maliciouscompliance where On the receiving end by private individual Malicious compliance in response to weaponized incompetence Do It Your Way? Okay. Fiscal responsibility - all right then Public Sector Employee With Questionable Bosses Want updates for every single thing? Ok. No Problem! “we just followed the rules» Not allowed in the kitchen? Ok. I will work on THAT Saturday YOU put me on the r...

Good luck finding it. Tax refund revenge I hope the flowers cheer you up! Snowmageddon Revenge Talk down to me and disrespect me in public 😤 Neighbor poisoned my cats, It got personal Snoop to find salaries? I'll post them for everyone. Drunken Dad Was Not Ready For My Response you wanna gatekeep the grill? i’ll smoke you with a smirk Someone kept hitting their car door into my car while I was in...

r amithejerk? where AITA for feeding my daughters soft ball team “junk” at our sleepover AITAH for refusing to drive if my wife is in the car? AITA for cutting off all personal communication with my ex and only allowing co-parenting contact through a court app? AITAH for telling my wife her homophobic family can’t stay with us AITA for yelling at a mom and her kid to get out of my home? AITA? Daug...

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my...

r TIFU TIFU by making my girlfriend think I was cheating on her (when I was actually planning a surprise) TIFU by joking about decompression chambers for 10+ years TIFU by giving my friends “twice-baked brownies” TIFU by sending the worst possible accidental text to my boss TIFU by getting Bali belly (which could’ve been avoided if we weren’t so stupid) TIFU by thinking I was dead after getting my...

AITA for refusing and ungrateful to take a 1,000+ gift from my partner cause I’ll like cooking AITA for refusing to give up my bedroom for my niece and nephew? AITA for not opening the door to unannounced family visitors? AITA for refusing to move beds in a hostel in the middle of the night? AITA for telling off my Class President & refusing to cooperate because she enlisted me into a school e...