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r TIFU tried to be nice, ended up having a shower door explode in my hands while moving it. Immense regret. Estimates for a new one are around $1000… told my son what "aphrodisiac" means when it was mentioned on a show about oysters, and now he's grossed out and correctly guessed what my husband and I had in mind after dinner. be careful with your portion sizes or you’ll end up stuck to the toilet...

r TIFU TIFU by getting too high with my (adult) kid and getting the paramedics called on me Tried to steal fries. Turns out I paid and handed back a bag of fries that I paid for. The universe is funny like that. TIFU by asking my boyfriend for flowers TIFU by calling myself a puppy during a job interview TIFU by accidentally telling my landlord I broke before even fully moving in TIFU by not readi...

r prorevenge where Old Balls Got Handed to Him You abandoned me, so I won't dance with you Real Estate Agent tested me after an international flight I guess It's a "penny" revenge Smoldering butts Keep your rat hands off my popsicle. You want me to sing? I’ll sing I'm wrong because you have a higher position? Get smacked. I tried to help us! Bank Customer stymied... I stole his ashes out of spite...

r TOMC where Texted my wife that I love her. Got back a thumbs up. Just don't know what to do with this. I broke up with my boyfriend after he gave me the silent treatment for four days because I said no to his friend moving into my apartment. My parents HOA is getting out of hand. I Found a Letter My Mom Wrote for Me... 10 Years After She Passed. My late husband's best friend confessed he’s been...

r TOMC where My parents are harming my 5-year-old’s health and ignoring me. What should I do? What the Freak? I'm a Lesbian? My wife makes me feel worthless I finally cut off my mother after 27 years, and I don't feel guilty anymore. I hate my wife’s kid I walked up to a random guy and asked him to be my friend Best friend tried to take my place and thought she’d “win”. He gave her the same heck h...

r prorevenge where Leave your trash cans out and see where they end up. Steal my seat? Deal with my toddler. You know you've messed up when kids start going to school during their break just out of spite. You want to make me do your work for you? Well, now you can't take your break. Small revenge on the road Make up your own rules? I’ll take it all the way to the top From five stars to jail bars....

maliciouscompliance where Stop wasting ingredients! “Show up 30 minutes early.” Sure Dave, as long as you do too! No problems, just look in your textbook! Don't Put the Dishes Away! I stake my reputation on the fact we don’t need any extra staff! Break health and safety no problem and We don't work in the rain, excellent. She thought I was working that day. I was-just not at that store. Just work...

maliciouscompliance where No more VTO "You're only here to count." I had my yard certified as a National Wildlife Habitat to spite a busybody neighbor I wore a suit to work and got my supervisor soft demoted Confetti it is then Send out defective parts? Ok We don’t use track changes here! Pipe Exploded on the Weekend — But Hey, At Least We Saved on Overtime!" Punishing me for underperforming for 1...

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting new neighbours put scaffolding on my drive for 2 weeks AITA for publicly shaming two elderly neighbors and filing a lawsuit against them? AITA for objecting to buying expensive painting supplies for my godson? AITA for taking my daughter out of school for a week for a vacation AITA for refusing to do house chores after my mom said only girls should do them?...

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my sister I wont be her maid of honor because she didnt come to my wedding due to her dog dying? AITAH for playing a voice recording to prove to my friend her daughter isn’t nonverbal? AITA for backing out of my friend’s wedding after she invited the guy my partner cheated on me with? AITA for not inviting my nephew to my sons birthday party? AITA for snapping...

r amithejerk? where AITA for buying my sister a super expensive gift for her 40th birthday? AITA to my gf for liking a classmate and friend’s Instagram post of her pole dancing? AITA for holding SO responsible for kid eating food meant to be shared AITA if i block this lady? AITAH for telling my husband I don’t want his mom to come in our vacation with us? AITA for refusing to reschedule a funeral...

r TOMC where I pretended to be asleep when my mom apologized to me for everything My husband’s childhood best friend asked me for a favor, then humiliated me in front of her family. I’m done being the bigger person. I was told not to ‘act single’ at my own birthday party, by my Bfriend I lied to my doctor, she subsequently found a possible autoimmune disease. I fell in love with my girlfriend toda...

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to give my little brother my car after I turned 18 AITA for canceling one of two hotel rooms? AITA for holding 2 year old daughter when she was having a meltdown? AITA for yelling at my husband when he told me No I couldn’t drive. his truck to work. AITA for changing the locks on my room and not telling my father AITA Declining an Invitation After Finding Out...

r TIFU TIFU for feeding my children first even if I am very hungry. TIFU by buying myself a fancy jacket and instantly starting a rumor at work TIFU by buying a bean bag chair for my wife I kept sending the wrong information to my Insurance about my income and eventually ignored them, resulting in me possibly having to pay 10.000€ in back-pay. today I freaked up by opening up old medical records a...

r TOMC where My Ex left me a month before engagement for « the girl I shouldnt worry about » now she stalks me My Girlfriend is 5 months pregnant. Found out it probably isn't mine I'm so glad I don't have to date anymore. My friends sound miserable when they talk about it. I told my friend I needed to leave early because I was anxious. She laughed and said, ‘You always do this My mother...

r TIFU TIFU by not realising I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by ending up on Fox News TIFU by accidentally becoming the villain in 40 kids’ morning Tried to boost my confidence with a flirty calendar reminder, accidentally shared it with coworkers, now they think I’m either smooth or slowly unraveling. Got super high at the mall, my friend dared me to ask a girl for her number, I somehow pull...

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to babysit my girlfriend’s friend’s kid because “I’m home anyway”? AITA for agreeing to help a woman beggar at the grocery store and then bailing on her? AITA for reporting my friend to the university after he cheated using my notes? AITA for not complimenting my Friend's Weight Loss? AITA for telling my sister that my dad isn’t her dad? AITA for refusing to g...

r amithejerk? where AITA for dodging my family’s calls after they hijacked my daughter’s birthday plans AITA for asking my stepmom to give me back my birth certificate? AITA for telling my girlfriend I was born in a car? AITA for laughing at my stepson and ruining his wedding? AITA for taking back a toy from another kid at a birthday party? AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop putting castor oil...

r prorevenge where A flat tire and a lessoned learned Ignore me for being a woman? Enjoy your sales being cut! You tourists stay off the lawn! Match my speed? Ok Fine! You think I'm dumb? Then don't teach things you don't know... Help at the dock. oh, there's snow on your car. you poor thing.............. don't mess with IT folks Racist Neighbors Hidden garbage can Wage theft revenge Hosted on Aca...

r prorevenge where Catch me if you can Two of the same "painting" Keep telemarking me, I'll call you direct Mr. Chipmunk's Revenge A special gift for a neighbor who insulted me and my dog. Just doing my part to help out the collection agencies. I keep telling you I’m not the person you’re looking for and you still keep calling? Alright 😈 I wasted the time of a guy who couldn’t be bothered to sign...

maliciouscompliance where Stripped of Manager Position ... OK I Can Do That We have to take apart the old displays? Okay:) I’m not allowed to break the rules? Ok then… Don't want to pay 4 guys to not work for 6 hours? OK, you can pay 30 guys to not work for 6 hours. Boss took credit for my work, malicious compliance occurred He said he wanted space, so I gave him a lot of it. Hosted on Acast. See...

r TOMC where He begged me to stay… then filed for divorce right after getting his Green Card. I told my stepdaughter I love her and think of her as my daughter My husband humiliated me on a double date and made a comment about my weight I laughed in my dad's face after my mom turned down his marriage proposal growing up as an Ipad kid seriously freaked me up Broke up with my girlfriend over tattoo...

r TOMC where I prayed to God last night to remove anyone not meant to be in my life - The next day my husband revealed that he had an affair I threw a large spider at small children and I feel awful. Going from 35k to 105k annually. I grew up poor and am already worried about screwing this up My mom hasn’t seen my daughter in over a year. I live in fear that my boyfriend will propose. Found out I’...

maliciouscompliance where Nursing Time Theft Shenanigans Dyslexia wins! Won’t let me give you a warning? *Stinks* to be you You don't get the grade as you don't manage projects Aldi quarter Fiasco Go to your ... Employers - careful what you ask for! Wife wants verbal confirmation that I’m listening… you got it dear! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not standing up when my girlfriend’s mom walked in? AITA - told mom she can bill me using the tuition money she stole from me AITA for not bringing anything to my friend’s potluck after she told me not to? AITA for telling my mother one reason I didn’t have kids was her? AITA for not telling my friend that the “volunteer gig” he flaked on was actually paid? AITA if my...