Storylords

With a BRAND NEW NAME that will shake the thunder down from the clouds and make yo mama tremble, The STORYLORDS ride into your earholes with an episode all about Concerts & Arm Wrestling! Rich bridges the gap between three titantic tales of science fiction heroism and relationship woes between friends and sentient watch lovers! Josh brings together fan favorite wizards to guide two heroes on a jou...

Josh brings us a Daranos tale of a a Murkmonk who bites off more than he could chew when a giant ruby falls into his life! Love, Family, and one of the most disgusting jokes in the show's history are on the line! Jeff returns to Marshall University for a visit from two brand new villains who have an offer for Kayla S. Hunter... or is it an ultimatum? In a brand new Spookyvision that's guaranteed t...

With Ships & Zoos as our prompts given by our lovely supporters, we set sail for adventure - or a reasonable facsimile. Jeff brings us another case file from the desk of Frankenstein, P.I. about finding meaning and acceptance as a big nasty freako, Rich warns us and we don't heed him about how depressing his story is this week when the heroes of the Omniverse must escape their deepest desires, and...

The Three Realms come alive with tales of silver and dinosaurs beyond the reckoning of mere mortal men! Rich weaves a tale of a rest stop that's too good to be true for our beloved heroes, Josh puts the acab in abracadabra with a tale of a magical race for the fate of The Flamingos, and Jeff brings back the infamous private eye Pavlov Flinch who finds a new thread to unravel to the secrets of the...

The portal to the Three Realms has opened once more and their three sexy storymancers have new tales to spin for your enjoyment AND education! Josh reveals the fate of one of the most beloved characters in the history of EVER, not just Daranos! Jeff brings you another tale of horror noir with a dramatic new evil force! Rich gets meta in a whole new way and dives head first into the truth behind th...

The Bros are back with three new daring tales of adventure, mystery, and whatever else we do on this show! Romance? That doesn't sound right... Jeff introduces us to a brand new leading man with a dark origin, Rich finally brings together his cast of un-murdered heroes, and Josh takes us to the very origins of Daranos themselves! OOOOH GIRL! Follow us on Twitter @brosb4prosepod & find our website...

It's time again to open the spooky science book of your fantasies and venture into the Three Realms! Rich tells a galloping tale of man-machine interface that will both depress AND tickle you in just the right way starring two beloved characters he probably doesn't want me to reveal here! Josh finally brings us the long awaited origin story of this podcast's breakout Daranos characters - The Flami...

With the fastest turnaround in the history of podcasting, the Bros return yesterday with tales of invincible shields and terrible curses (and you know this means potty language by now I'd hope)! Josh regails us with a tale from the far past of Daranos that will surely have ramifications on both the modern bardic tales of the land and also his friendships on the podcasts! Jeff actually does a secon...

The tome opens on one of our most esoteric prompts ever with "Ziggurats" and one of the easiest swings in the game of writing "Dreams" all on a brand new episode of Bros! Jeff's back from some kind of horrible outbreak movie disease to get dunked on for being sick for some reason but also to scare your pants right offa you with a new subterranean horror! Josh regales us with a tale of a tale being...

After a long holiday break we're back with an episode recorded before the holiday break! Makes sense! This time around we're confronted with the inescapably Freudian world of Dreams alongside the inevitably pulse-pounding Countdowns! Our three Wordsmiths weave Horror, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy the likes of which you've never seen - creating unseen worlds that you might not even know are being born befor...

With the perfectly matched smooth combination of Hermits & Chases, our heroic wordsmiths bring to light three new tales from the Book of Blood, straight to your ear-holes, and down into your groin somewhere probably. Jeff weaves a tale of pointless machismo and heavy machinery, life and death! Rich FINALLY reveals the origin story of Grissom Graves - or at least part of it! And Josh brings back Da...

With the tantalizing dup of Feats & Keys our favorite Prose Bros. have hand-crafted three glorious tales to keep you on the edge of your seat for much longer than you imagine the episode to be, usually! Rich goes back to the future, Josh brings back the long-awaited past, and Jeff pens a tale that's even scarier than the present (no guarantees or refunds on that one)! Follow us on Twitter @brosb4p...

The stakes have never been higher as the Bros take turns rolling against the house with Casinos & Crime Lords! Three tales of dirty money, bloody consequences, and continuing overarching narratives - you don't wanna miss it! Follow us on Twitter @brosb4prosepod & find our website at brosb4prose.carrd.co!

With the festive masks and the questionable autopsies as our only guiding light the Bros wrangle in a new set of impeccable tales perfect for HALLOWEEN! Jeff closes out the Blood Moon Saga for now with a literal earth-shattering conclusion that will leave you as breathless as Pavlov Flinch going up stairs! Josh introduces us to two of the nastiest lil' freaks he's ever created in a split Fantasy/...

With the fantastical Bards and the spooktacular Prophecies as our only guiding light into the realm of stories and myth we spun three yards to delight, disparage, and perhaps even disgust! Josh introduces us to his most hateable character ever in a crossroads tale of music and dark deals! Rich takes us to the future and back with two of the most lovable and cute characters to date! Jeff brings bac...

With choo-choos and BIG stealing as their only guide, the Bros craft three dope tales just for your ear holes! Rich brings us back to the beginning of his Sci-Fi tales with the re-introduction of Lionel Richie (no relation)! Jeff introduces several new characters of his own in the next chapter of his Blood Moon Conspiracy! And rounding out the introduction of new characters with a whopping WHOLE C...

With one of the dopest instruments of death ever conceived and comfy cozy footwear as their guide, the Bros craft three new tales! Rich creates a brand new type of mentor/hero relationship you're not gonna believe set amidst corruption and crime! Jeff sends up back to the past for a tale of dark pasts and primeval vengeance! Josh introduces literally the dopest idea for a sword in history and thri...

The Bros. are given one of the wackest prompts in history and spin gold outta that loose thread! Only they POSSESS the power to craft like this! Get it? Get it?? Jeff brings us a ghoulish tale of a dweeb in love and also a witch in the woods and it goes off the RAILS, dude Josh introduces us to a brand new fraternity and their weenie rival jerks and also there's a war and Josh says it's the dumbes...

The Bros. are faced with the challenge of a lifetime - somehow make boring old chainsaws and amputations fun and interesting for the first time ever! Rich starts us off with a brand new sci-fi story about a grisled badass on the hunt for cybers - but not the kind you think! Next Josh tells a fantasy story that will chill you to your bones and probably leave you wetting your bed by the end! And Jef...

Settle in for three hilarious tales of Portraits & Breweries! Josh regales us with another tale of Daranos, a true love that can survive the BUCK WILDEST mission ever placed upon familiar shoulders! Rich breaks the mold in only the second episode by introducing a disgusting new fantasy world of REVENGE! Jeff opens the spooky door and ferries us across a tale of marital strife and fiery hot hauntin...

It's our first episode! Watch us try and wrangle Fish and Chips into stories that contain zero percent football hooliganism. Jeff makes us shudder with his tale of forbidden online love, Rich introduces us to a brand new Lionel Richie in the far-flung future, and Josh brings it all home with the long-awaited return of DARANOS from that other podcast whatever it was called! Follow us on Twitter @br...