Storylords

Rich brings us a Sci-Fi tale with enough worldbuilding to put Sanderson to shame, Josh dishes out a Fantasy take on one of the greatest films ever made but better somehow(?), and Jeff caps off the summer with a Horror unimaginable to uncorrupted minds - small-town America! Follow us on Twitter @Storylords Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on P...

THE STORYLORDS ARE BACK! Rich ended the first season and begins the second season with a brand new sci-fi universe with so many new characters to kill available in it you'll never get a moment's rest! Jeff returns to one-shot horror with a sci-fi/horror mashup that threatens to alter your perception of life and death but also make you dook! Josh returns to Daranos in style with a brand new broken...

The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part two! Thanks for all the emails, Storysquires! Follow us on Twitter @Storylords Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Pat...

The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part one! Follow us on Twitter @Storylords Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Real...

THE SEASON ONE FINALE IS HERE! Poignant, action-packed, deeply crass, and everything else you've come to love about Storylords, join us here at the end of all things (for this season)! Josh opens up a brand new realm of possibilities that will keep you rock hard LONG after doctor's recommend you go to ER - all the way into next season! Jeff brings his unlikely, unlovable heroes face to face with a...

The penultimate episode of the season brings us two gigantic ramp-ups to the very end and one explosive ending story that you have to hear to believe! Jeff's plucky weirdos finally make it into the final stretch to stop the ritual once and for all but things aren't what they seem in this thrill-a-minute action tale! Rich seals the book on this chapter of The Omniverse as our heroes plucked from ac...

The Lords bring the season towards three spectacular climaxes (if you know what I mean) with a tall, cold prompt for refreshment afterward! Josh's Daranos rockets towards the reveal of stunning secrets about the fate of the entire world plus goblins get DOWN and DIRTY in it, gd! Rich's Omniverse has a fate hanging in precarious balance across multiple dimensions as our heroes decide once and for a...

Unholy rights and dark promises bring us back to The Three Realms once more for stories of terror, wonder, and honestly a lot of horniness if we're being honest - again! Rich's Omniverse hangs on a string as a dark deal must be made for the fate of existence across all dimensions! But will this deal save us all or spell our utter annihilation? Jeff's precocious ghost hunters The Candle Cousins stu...

The Storylords return with harrowing tales of lost love and the toll it takes! Jeff brings us back to Spookyvision's seedy world of Frankenstein P.I. for the return of a long-awaited friend... or foe? ...or maybe more than one? Just listen to the story. Rich's Omniverse opens up wide as he reveals the true machinations of what's been going on beyond our scope of vision this entire time! Has the Te...

With a BRAND NEW NAME that will shake the thunder down from the clouds and make yo mama tremble, The STORYLORDS ride into your earholes with an episode all about Concerts & Arm Wrestling! Rich bridges the gap between three titantic tales of science fiction heroism and relationship woes between friends and sentient watch lovers! Josh brings together fan favorite wizards to guide two heroes on a jou...

Josh brings us a Daranos tale of a a Murkmonk who bites off more than he could chew when a giant ruby falls into his life! Love, Family, and one of the most disgusting jokes in the show's history are on the line! Jeff returns to Marshall University for a visit from two brand new villains who have an offer for Kayla S. Hunter... or is it an ultimatum? In a brand new Spookyvision that's guaranteed t...

With Ships & Zoos as our prompts given by our lovely supporters, we set sail for adventure - or a reasonable facsimile. Jeff brings us another case file from the desk of Frankenstein, P.I. about finding meaning and acceptance as a big nasty freako, Rich warns us and we don't heed him about how depressing his story is this week when the heroes of the Omniverse must escape their deepest desires, and...

The Three Realms come alive with tales of silver and dinosaurs beyond the reckoning of mere mortal men! Rich weaves a tale of a rest stop that's too good to be true for our beloved heroes, Josh puts the acab in abracadabra with a tale of a magical race for the fate of The Flamingos, and Jeff brings back the infamous private eye Pavlov Flinch who finds a new thread to unravel to the secrets of the...

The portal to the Three Realms has opened once more and their three sexy storymancers have new tales to spin for your enjoyment AND education! Josh reveals the fate of one of the most beloved characters in the history of EVER, not just Daranos! Jeff brings you another tale of horror noir with a dramatic new evil force! Rich gets meta in a whole new way and dives head first into the truth behind th...

The Bros are back with three new daring tales of adventure, mystery, and whatever else we do on this show! Romance? That doesn't sound right... Jeff introduces us to a brand new leading man with a dark origin, Rich finally brings together his cast of un-murdered heroes, and Josh takes us to the very origins of Daranos themselves! OOOOH GIRL! Follow us on Twitter @brosb4prosepod & find our website...

It's time again to open the spooky science book of your fantasies and venture into the Three Realms! Rich tells a galloping tale of man-machine interface that will both depress AND tickle you in just the right way starring two beloved characters he probably doesn't want me to reveal here! Josh finally brings us the long awaited origin story of this podcast's breakout Daranos characters - The Flami...

With the fastest turnaround in the history of podcasting, the Bros return yesterday with tales of invincible shields and terrible curses (and you know this means potty language by now I'd hope)! Josh regails us with a tale from the far past of Daranos that will surely have ramifications on both the modern bardic tales of the land and also his friendships on the podcasts! Jeff actually does a secon...

The tome opens on one of our most esoteric prompts ever with "Ziggurats" and one of the easiest swings in the game of writing "Dreams" all on a brand new episode of Bros! Jeff's back from some kind of horrible outbreak movie disease to get dunked on for being sick for some reason but also to scare your pants right offa you with a new subterranean horror! Josh regales us with a tale of a tale being...

After a long holiday break we're back with an episode recorded before the holiday break! Makes sense! This time around we're confronted with the inescapably Freudian world of Dreams alongside the inevitably pulse-pounding Countdowns! Our three Wordsmiths weave Horror, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy the likes of which you've never seen - creating unseen worlds that you might not even know are being born befor...

With the perfectly matched smooth combination of Hermits & Chases, our heroic wordsmiths bring to light three new tales from the Book of Blood, straight to your ear-holes, and down into your groin somewhere probably. Jeff weaves a tale of pointless machismo and heavy machinery, life and death! Rich FINALLY reveals the origin story of Grissom Graves - or at least part of it! And Josh brings back Da...

With the tantalizing dup of Feats & Keys our favorite Prose Bros. have hand-crafted three glorious tales to keep you on the edge of your seat for much longer than you imagine the episode to be, usually! Rich goes back to the future, Josh brings back the long-awaited past, and Jeff pens a tale that's even scarier than the present (no guarantees or refunds on that one)! Follow us on Twitter @brosb4p...

The stakes have never been higher as the Bros take turns rolling against the house with Casinos & Crime Lords! Three tales of dirty money, bloody consequences, and continuing overarching narratives - you don't wanna miss it! Follow us on Twitter @brosb4prosepod & find our website at brosb4prose.carrd.co!

With the festive masks and the questionable autopsies as our only guiding light the Bros wrangle in a new set of impeccable tales perfect for HALLOWEEN! Jeff closes out the Blood Moon Saga for now with a literal earth-shattering conclusion that will leave you as breathless as Pavlov Flinch going up stairs! Josh introduces us to two of the nastiest lil' freaks he's ever created in a split Fantasy/...

With the fantastical Bards and the spooktacular Prophecies as our only guiding light into the realm of stories and myth we spun three yards to delight, disparage, and perhaps even disgust! Josh introduces us to his most hateable character ever in a crossroads tale of music and dark deals! Rich takes us to the future and back with two of the most lovable and cute characters to date! Jeff brings bac...

With choo-choos and BIG stealing as their only guide, the Bros craft three dope tales just for your ear holes! Rich brings us back to the beginning of his Sci-Fi tales with the re-introduction of Lionel Richie (no relation)! Jeff introduces several new characters of his own in the next chapter of his Blood Moon Conspiracy! And rounding out the introduction of new characters with a whopping WHOLE C...