Storylords

Life and work has gotten in the way of the Lords' storytelling once more so it's time for our first ever MID-SEASON Q&A! We got such an influx of questions from our lovely patrons this time around that we're splitting the Q&A episode into two parts! This is the second and final part of us self-aggrandizing and grandstanding with some questions and next week is a brand new regular episode! Follow u...

Life and work has gotten in the way of the Lords' storytelling once more so it's time for our first ever MID-SEASON Q&A! We got such an influx of questions from our lovely patrons this time around that we're splitting the Q&A episode into two parts! One today, obviously, but one next Monday as well! For those savvy accountants out there that means three straight weeks of Storylords pods! Follow us...

Rich gets risque to almost the point of changing the purpose of our podcast, Josh introduces a BRAND NEW beloved character, he swears, and Jeff finally weaves his narrative together for once! The stories have started rocketing towards a grand finale! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal...

GUEST STARRING VIDAZEN! Rich tugs at your heart strings, Greg introduces the greatest character ever made, Jeff finally puts ghost cats in a story, and Josh's heroes FINALLY make it to Graal!...or do they? They do. ...or do they? Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.page Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms...

Jeff breaks the page count for another monster mash up of intrigue and mystery, Rich brings the heroes of a hundred timelines face to face with the final results(?) of their arduous journey, and Josh reveals the truth about the unstoppable threat facing all of Daranos instead of finishing that ant story or whatever! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope link...

Josh blows your balls off with ANOTHER battle of the bands you'll never forget, Rich illustrates the dangers of loving a joke character too much, and Jeff finally stops To Be Continued-ing your heart with some BIG SHOCKS! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms ope...

Rich brings his heroes face-to-face with ultimate evil - CLAMPS! Jeff forces his heroes to face an enemy they can't just bash to death for once, and Josh revels in hot brown cat-digested Daranosian intrigue like always! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms open...

Following a run-in with real life Miasma the boys are BACK! Jeff takes nerds down a peg with Jason, Josh makes an axe so rad even Axewound can't handle it, and Rich brings it on home with the return of a cowboy so beloved he uses the same voice for half a dozen other characters! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Suppor...

ONLY REAL 'BONERS NEED APPLY! Josh brings us part 2 of a daring ANTventure, Jeff brings us part 2 of whatever was going on with T.K. and Ghost Dips, and Rich brings us part 10 of the time-bumpin' shenanigans of his merry weirdos! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Re...

Merry December 28th, Storysquires! To celebrate the festivities all three Lords: Jeff, Rich, and Josh, have all agreed to pen holiday themed one-shots for everyone! ...but do even one of them follow even ONE of the prompts? Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Realms o...

Rich takes us WAY back to the Wild West but ties it in somehow THE MANIAC, Josh tells the tell of bloody ant revenge with maximum ant puns AND yo mama jokes, and Jeff creates his own Urkel! There's other stuff too, just listen already, GOD Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to Th...

Josh reveals the finale fate of a beloved book, I mean character, Jeff weaves a tale of a small-town serial killer on the loose, and Rich brings us an explosive turning point in his new Omniversal saga! THIS IS A BURNING HOT ONE! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Re...

Jeff brings back a beloved character and introduces a new one to hate (also horror stuff), Rich sends his beloved HUM13 and others on a road trip for the truth (also sci-fi stuff), and Josh gives the highest stakes in Daranos to it's slitheriest little guy (also fantasy stuff)! Follow us on Twitter @Storylordspod Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support...

Rich brings us a sci-fi comedy tale of grief, pain, anguish, and hatred that'll have you in stitches, Jeff brings us the end of the two-part Frankenstein vs. Witch vs. Mafia syfy channel movie we've all been waiting for, and Josh brings the war back to our heroes whether they like it or not as Daranos' fate heats up, sexual style! Follow us on Twitter @Storylords Check out our website for all of o...

Josh continues the harrowing tale of a Dracula vs. an oncoming apocalypse caused by reading, Jeff opens the journal of a hardboiled detective caught between a witch and an international crime syndicate, and Rich brings us home with another step on the jounrey to understanding the unfolding fate of a brand new Omniverse! Follow us on Twitter @Storylords Check out our website for all of our dope lin...

Jeff brings us a spooktacular haunt of innocent youth coming face to face with unspeakable horror in classic Goosebumpsian style (he promises), Rich regales us with a look into the past of his brand new Sci-Fi universe that introduces the most beloved Italian stereotype in the history of our show - and also two new lovably main characters I guess, and Josh brings us on home with a look into the fa...

Rich brings us a Sci-Fi tale with enough worldbuilding to put Sanderson to shame, Josh dishes out a Fantasy take on one of the greatest films ever made but better somehow(?), and Jeff caps off the summer with a Horror unimaginable to uncorrupted minds - small-town America! Follow us on Twitter @Storylords Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on P...

THE STORYLORDS ARE BACK! Rich ended the first season and begins the second season with a brand new sci-fi universe with so many new characters to kill available in it you'll never get a moment's rest! Jeff returns to one-shot horror with a sci-fi/horror mashup that threatens to alter your perception of life and death but also make you dook! Josh returns to Daranos in style with a brand new broken...

The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part two! Thanks for all the emails, Storysquires! Follow us on Twitter @Storylords Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Pat...

The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part one! Follow us on Twitter @Storylords Check out our website for all of our dope links and info storylords.carrd.co/ Support us on Patreon to keep the portal to The Three Real...

THE SEASON ONE FINALE IS HERE! Poignant, action-packed, deeply crass, and everything else you've come to love about Storylords, join us here at the end of all things (for this season)! Josh opens up a brand new realm of possibilities that will keep you rock hard LONG after doctor's recommend you go to ER - all the way into next season! Jeff brings his unlikely, unlovable heroes face to face with a...

The penultimate episode of the season brings us two gigantic ramp-ups to the very end and one explosive ending story that you have to hear to believe! Jeff's plucky weirdos finally make it into the final stretch to stop the ritual once and for all but things aren't what they seem in this thrill-a-minute action tale! Rich seals the book on this chapter of The Omniverse as our heroes plucked from ac...

The Lords bring the season towards three spectacular climaxes (if you know what I mean) with a tall, cold prompt for refreshment afterward! Josh's Daranos rockets towards the reveal of stunning secrets about the fate of the entire world plus goblins get DOWN and DIRTY in it, gd! Rich's Omniverse has a fate hanging in precarious balance across multiple dimensions as our heroes decide once and for a...

Unholy rights and dark promises bring us back to The Three Realms once more for stories of terror, wonder, and honestly a lot of horniness if we're being honest - again! Rich's Omniverse hangs on a string as a dark deal must be made for the fate of existence across all dimensions! But will this deal save us all or spell our utter annihilation? Jeff's precocious ghost hunters The Candle Cousins stu...

The Storylords return with harrowing tales of lost love and the toll it takes! Jeff brings us back to Spookyvision's seedy world of Frankenstein P.I. for the return of a long-awaited friend... or foe? ...or maybe more than one? Just listen to the story. Rich's Omniverse opens up wide as he reveals the true machinations of what's been going on beyond our scope of vision this entire time! Has the Te...