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What's the story today? Nothin' much, how 'bout you?   It's like a Seinfeld! Nothing's happening.   All that, and super math tips, in this...   The instructional textbook known only as RUSH HOUR 4!

What's the story today? Why build infrastructure when you can pilot all the manichean power of a Rube Goldberg-style government? Do you have what it takes to be the Cat in the hat? That all depends on whether you're a Pharell Williams or a Bruno Mars and how you would adjudicate the fate of the one ring when it inevitably finds its way into your grubby lil' hand. Get lost in the dungeon of educati...

Whats the story today?   There's an election, or something.   How 'bout that?

What's the story today?   Walmart shopathons, milkbar shootouts, maudlin dad-thoughts and inconsistent release schedules!   All that and more in this -- the blackest of fridays -- known colloquially as...RUSH HOUR 4!    

What's the story today?   Become friends with your enemies, and celebrate that accomplishment by going to the only place you can get one hundred million dollars worth of movie making paraphernalia without breaking the bank: Walmart!   Make your way to the hub of the community wheel, but don't get killed by a joyriding prostitute or strafed by a biplane on its way to bombard a political ralley, bec...

What's the story today?   FIlm festival warfare (finally) commences!   New Family Matters! New Seventh Heaven! New world! Same old shit!   Get bombed unexpectedly, and keep your steel handy while you watch your life crumble around you!   Say goodbye to yourself and hello to the audience of lunatics!   You are now the audience. You have become lunatic. It's the best way to spend $100,000,000,000: t...

What's the story today? Chopping up your production staff with a claymore sword; blowing off steam and proving your girlfriend's age  at the old saloon; death threats, death traps and death wishes with old friends and new enemies.  Have a sasparilla, bet your son's future, and meet some friendly part-time 'tutes! And if all else fails, you can always marry Scott Joplin's bones! All that and more,...

What's the story today? A talkshow where nobody talks, resolving rap-style beefs at gunpoint, low-stakes film festivals and no-stakes betting with everyone's favorite terroristic radio personality: Jeeves!  All that and more, on this, the only silent movie shot in full surround sound: Rush Hour 4!

What's the story today? Double-secret detention, general elections, specific rap contests to choose the path forward for the new UPN. Will the new Mouth-Face be a DJ Chauffeur-Usher-Butler, or an MC Satan-Baby? The choice is yours western man: are you the Batman or the Robin in your on the low gay hookups? Or are you a wildcard agent of chaos, AKA the Joker? Only time and taste will tell. So, star...

What's the story today? The TV is on the radio, and the radio is on TV! Everything is everything, and nothing is worth anything!   Lose your mind, grab your son, and escape the whimsical death-bed reveries of your boss on a goofy daytrip to the ol' ilicit movie theater.   It's an experience that will widen your eyes until you're no longer the (chinese) man you once were!   Lose yourself in the mus...

What's the story today? It's not easy directing comms, but it is easy to beat your coworkers ex-wife with a golf club. Learn the finer points of responsibility with Carl Winslow, find out about Big Son's new album, and get excited for an age of holy terror.  When the war ends, the election begins! Vote with your dollar and struggle to hang onto your sense in this: the Adam Sandler cohosted insanit...

What's the story today? Heart-pounding escapes, Weezer mixtapes, how to abandon your son, and how not to lose your mind in the treacherous terrain of new media!   Hello DJ Mush-face, goodbye Dave Grohl.   RIP.    We hardly knew ye.    It's out of the frying pan and into the Presidential campaign, in this, everyone's favorite New-Nickelodeon property: Rush Hour 4, part 8!   It's the summer of holy...

What's the story today? Solo broadcasting, shadow-warfare, endless advertisements in your Bible, and Stephen King-style dark energy in your flagging Simpsons episode! All that and more while you wait in the queue of the ice cream truck known only as Rush Hour 4!

What's the story today? The difficult intricacies of a bombing campaign, psychological warfare via Ska, being ab-ducted, spiraling your tits into a chain link, and Simpsons-style indoctrination! Everything that's halal, and nothing that's haram (that's the impression I get)! In this, the solemn sixth installment of the scholary religious text we like to call Rush Hour 4!

What's the story today? Dungeons and divorces, new family matters, having a catch, electric motorcycles, truckstop economics, and other experimental industries. all that and more in this, the fourth mind-bending installment of Gods favorite storybook: Rush Hour 4. The end of the most horrific of the audio issues, but you have to squeeze through the eye of the needle. Busted mic cable plays nice af...

What's the story today? Wargaming on the tabletop of the world, debating with your parents about Elvis, unidentified AIDS virus, a truckstop with doors like Swiss cheese, and the Cesar Chavez to jackie chan pipeline. All that and more in this, the rip-roaring third installment of the modern classic: Rush Hour 4.

What's the story today? On the job negligent homicide, grieving mothers gone full-carny, mobs, no jobs, psychotic breaks, and classic radio bits. All that and more in the action-packed second installment of the grand narrative we call Rush Hour 4.

What's the the story today? Not understanding the Matrix, grappling with the Chinese life-economy, visiting a magic shop, and exploring the (literal) bleeding edge of science... All that and more in the first installment of the sprawling epic that is Rush Hour 4. Pardon the audio. It does get better...eventually...