Story Time w/ TheRealKingFish

Send us Fan Mail What happens when you mix a quiet West Village street, an altered ID, and a friend who thinks making fake police siren noises is a hilarious prank? Absolute, unmitigated chaos. In this unhinged edition of TIATM, TheRealKingFish officially opens the vault to tell the legendary tale of his very first (definitely not his first) run in with the law. From sharing chips with substance d...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Story Time , TheRealKingFish, The Marathon Continues and a SPECIAL GUEST dive headfirst into the gritty, unapologetic chaos of the Knicks' championship run. From dissecting the hard-nosed heroics that define New York basketball to analyzing those terrifying, sanity-testing moments that keep us pacing, we’re breaking down what it actually means to bleed oran...

Send us Fan Mail If you bleed orange and blue, you already know: being a New York basketball fan isn't a choice, it's a lifelong, heart-palpitating condition. In this episode of Story Time , The Marathon Continues and TheRealKingFish take you inside the pure, unadulterated chaos of a modern Knicks miracle. From dodging spilled pitchers of beer during absolute pandemonium at the local bar...

Send us Fan Mail We are taking a brief detour to explore a completely different type of relentless suffering: being a New York Knicks fan. In this special Story Time episode, TheRealKingFish unpacks over two decades of pure basketball trauma. Tune in for a hilarious and tragic trip down memory lane, featuring MSG's Network's Al Trautwig, the dog days of buying $20 nosebleed tickets to wa...

Send us Fan Mail TheRealKingFish is back with another installment of Story Time, and this time he's taking us overseas. Fish recounts the chaos of his time studying abroad, featuring a wild cast of characters including aggressive bus drivers and local tough guys. From navigating foreign transit to finding himself in the middle of a bar fight, this is a travelogue you won't find in any gu...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to a new chapter in the TIATM universe. Introducing Story Time with TheRealKingFish , a new segment where the league's most prolific storyteller finally opens his vault. In this debut episode, Fish takes us back to the hallowed halls of Stuyvesant High School for a legendary tale that has only been whispered about until now. It’s a story of misguided youth, a web of l...

Send us Fan Mail From the halls of 30 Rock to the halls of justice, this episode of Story Time covers it all. First, Fish shares a hilarious backstage story about Jennifer Lopez and her infamous juice demands at SNL. Then, in a classic digression, he explores how having a prosecutor for a father makes for a very unique childhood. It's a tale of two worlds, filled with equal parts humor and he...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, Uncle Fish takes a trip down memory lane to the very beginning, asking Charlie if he remembers the first time they ever met. What follows is the detailed and hilarious origin story of their friendship, starting one fateful night in Prospect Park. Fish reveals the unforgettable reason he was in such a uniquely good mood and the two compare their distinct memories o...

Send us Fan Mail TheRealKingFish returns with a more recent, unforgettable story from the back seat of his all-time favorite yellow cab ride home. Then, things get heated as The Marathon Continues airs his grievances about Ben's latest antics. Finally, with the NBA season tipping off, the fellas shift gears to make their official predictions for the upcoming New York Knicks season.

Send us Fan Mail TheRealKingFish kicks things off by releasing a formal statement to clear the air. From there, he dives into a classic, winding story about a memorable "on again, off again" relationship that ended in dramatic fashion. Finally, the guys re-litigate the entire Pedro vs. Don Zimmer beef from every possible angle.

Send us Fan Mail TheRealKingFish is back with a legendary tale about attending a Yankees game with TMC's Uncle, a story that somehow ends with Derek Jeter getting hit in the face with a gold thong. The episode also features a classic digression about Mikey needing his wife's help for a simple task, and the fellas ask the profound question: should 90-year-olds even be reading?

Send us Fan Mail Priorities are everything. In this episode, TheRealKingFish explains the logic behind the title, detailing a moment where protecting a new jacket was more important than protecting his face. It’s just one entry in a larger presentation, as Fish categorizes the many times he's been punched. Meanwhile, TMC listens in horror and explains why his "lover, not a fighter"...

Send us Fan Mail TheRealKingFish takes a trip down memory lane to recount a legendary summer job where he was paid a frankly exorbitant amount of money. Then, unfortunately, Dr. Science rears his ugly head once again to derail the conversation with his "facts." Finally, the guys turn their attention to Special Decisions, putting his palpable jealousy on full blast.

Send us Fan Mail This week is all about recovery and regret. Fish shares the grisly details of his most legendary hangovers and explains why he puts Chris Roth on a pedestal. The episode takes an emotional turn when a special guest stops by, using the platform to air their grievances and weep their sorrows live on air.

Send us Fan Mail TheRealKingFish opens the vault to tell the wild story of the time he and a group of accomplices got into a physical altercation outside a New York City diner—an incident that may or may not explain the episode title. Then, TMC takes the mic to psychoanalyze his own irrational (and very specific) love for white basketball players. Finally, the duo dusts off the crystal ball to rev...

Send us Fan Mail It’s the end of the season, and Fish is ringing it in with a legendary tale about a New Year's Eve night that teetered on the edge of disaster (and a fountain). TMC gets put on the spot with a surprise photo that demands an explanation, and the guys wrap things up with a resolution for the future: trying to keep the alcohol-induced chaos to a minimum in 2026.