Story Time

Ring the bells, sound the trumpets, and light the canons because we're finally finishing the much longer-than-anticipated story of The Prince and the Pauper! It's all come down to this as our heroes come together for Coronation day, but not without some last minute complications! Public floggings, drunken riots and missing seals are but a few of the obstacles standing between the throne and our ri...

It's a bird...It's a plane... It's the conclusion to David's favorite Superman Story! Discover a world of opposites, explorers from the cosmos, intelligent suns and more! Supes has lots to do and almost no time to do it, but "there's always a way!"

Em Hantke (@Emburger9) returns to continue the vaguely sexy and obsessively dark Harry Potter fan-fiction My Immortal. We get more talk of time travel shenanigans, people either shouting or shooting (or both), and we may or may not get mutants in the Harry Potter universe (spoiler alert: we don't). Bullets fly, sex tapes get made, and spelling is officially murdered in this week's episode!

Em Hantke (@Emburger9) returns finally to take us back to our favorite version of Hogwarts in the outrageous My Immortal fan fiction. Amidst the MCR concerts and frenching sessions, our heroes(?) are back to class as...something...sad(?) is happening. We do know that all the boys are bi, but will they kiss? What's the coolest thing a teacher could say to a student? Find out this week?

We're headed once more to Russia for an epic tale involving one very small child, one very large baby, and one regular size but possibly shape-shifting mouse. Get ready for the closest we've come yet to a #flatearth story and don't forget to bring a comb AND a brush!

This week, we find out David doesn't care what anyone says when he decides to keep going on telling the Prince and the Pauper. Things are barreling toward a conclusion as we once again find our heroes the victims of mistaken identity and the cruelty of the old English legal system.  The boys also find out why you wouldn't want to be a Baptist in England back then, and lets just say it isn't c...

Would you believe us if we said Michael had the fairy tale that inspired Sonic the Hedgehog? It isn't but that won't stop us from treating this story like it was! How big would a half-man half-hedgehog be? What instrument would he play? Could he ride a ...rooster? Find out in this week's episode! Special shout out to Masato Nakamura, composer for Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

Look, in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane... no, wait it's a bird. Now that we settled that, this week David brings Michael one of his absolute favorite comics about the man of steel himself, Superman! What would happen if Superman found himself with a terminal disease and very little time left? What is the answer to one of the world's oldest questions? How does nobody know Clark Kent isn't Supe...

Ye olde English action continues this week, as we find out what becomes of our riches to rags hero in the mortal danger he was left in. Find out why you should but shouldn't then should and mostly shouldn't trust the law, trust us! Also, brush up on your Latin bull**** techniques, you're gonna need them!

CHOOSE A SIDE! Are you on team Fox or team Wolf? Michael brings four mini stories about foxes and wolves and maybe some life lessons, too. Can you trust cousins? How many pancakes is too many? What exactly is a "sack of cunning"? Find out today!

Hera ye, hear ye! It's back to England we go for more adventures in poverty! Learn to trust the kindness of strangers, and then learn never to trust strangers! Is there a ghost? Is being an archangel better than being the Pope? Mysteries abound!

Quarantine continues! The boys managed to figure out a way to record episodes from far apart at the last second, so Michael comes through with another Russian folk story - The Baba Yaga. Learn why kindheartedness is key, why we should all fear mice, and what David's major issue with bread is.

Quarantine continues with the next installment of the Prince and the Pauper. Micheal learns not to judge someone by their circumstance and David learns he is way wrong about books he read as a kid. Everybody learns something!

As the boys get settled into quarantine, Michael brought a couple illness themed fairy tales to... help? Learn why gossip beats church and why even when Death is nice he isn't! Stay safe out there everyone! 

Back to England we go, and just in time for the dreaded public dinner! But before that, David and Michael are blessed with an episode of Law and Order: Victorian Era. Are poisoners a thing you can be? Does it always create a storm when a woman takes her socks off? Can a child sell their own soul to the Devil, at least in English law? All this and more!

More tales from Mother Russia! This week Michael has a deceptively named story for David featuring all sorts of magic, harrowing chases, and possibly the world's first Animorph! 

Michael promised you in our last episode, and when have we ever not delivered on a  promise? (Don't answer that) Well this time we came through! Here's a bonus "Shorty" episode with a fun little story from Russia.  Learn how not to care for your pets, how to know your limits, and most importantly... THAT IT'S BUTTER WEEK! 

Oh boy do we have a story for you this week! Michael lost his job but found a love for Russian fairy tales, and his first one he brought is a doozie! Normal cats, sexy sexy foxes, stupid bears, and more! And remember perhaps the most important thing to learn, "As in tumbling, so is in life."

A war between two sides deserves two episodes! David finishes telling Michael the story of Marvel's Civil War, and be warned...there is violence! Spider-Man makes a big choice (boy does he!), The God of Thunder returns (or does he?),  and lots of rubble is made (it's dusty).

You might think it's crazy to do a story from such a visual medium as comic books, and you're probably right! David shows his nerd side and brings Michael the comic book event that started his entire collection: Civil War. Find out what's different from the movie (hint: a lot),  what everyone is fighting about, and most importantly...how to score some sweet super power drugs.* *We actually do...

Michael has another twofer for David this week from Hans Christian Andersen, and fights through his own failing voice to tell them. A sad story of sickly children to an action-filled war on God, this week's episode has something for everyone!

Who wants to learn about Old-English Royal bureaucracy? Tom Canty sure didn't, but apparently Michael LOVES it. The Prince and the Pauper continues and we meet a new friend who turns out to be VERY useful for our poor newly but falsely rich poor kid. 

It's time to get silly! Michael brings a Brothers Grimm tale fit for a vaudevillian show! Learn to be overly specific, and don't trust your husband!

Em Hantke (@EmBurger9) is back with the next installment of what is either the best or worst Harry Potter fan-fiction ever, My Immortal. Join us as we feel like we get caught in a timeloop, learn which of the boyz are bisezual, and make up with friends whom we previously had brutally murdered!

Our technically "Producer" Em Hantke (@Emburger9) is back with the next installment of our favorite angst fueled, goth filled, sexay-est of fan-fictions, My Immortal. Tensions mount between friends, MCR is back (or ARE they), and David channels his inner teen, all this week!