Stop What You're Doing Right Now

Suddenly Salad 21.04.2026 1:08:01 ↓

Jess and I skipped the whiteboard this time. We just kind of rambled about food, mostly. She sprayed bitters on my nice JBL speaker.

Pee Pee Poo Poo 11.02.2026 55:55 ↓

Micro Plastics, PFAS, I know a geologist. DIARRHEA. I forgot what beef sticks are. Prions.

Nope. We're Not Saying That 27.11.2025 40:32 ↓

Bobby got sick, I got sick. I was doing drugs and getting pussy in 2006, Charlie Kirk is ass out and lives with the devil. Happy Thanksgiving.

Comfort Gun 12.11.2025 55:26 ↓

Season 2, episode 1. We got a gun. Bobby got drunk and got Popeye's. He farts a lot. I "lost" my debit card. Bobby gaslights me about chili.

EP:8 Drinkin' n' Fuckin' 26.10.2025 57:11 ↓

Flag burning at house shows. It goes it goes. Sneaking girls out the window. Bobby gaslights. Pissin' on the slide.

EP:7 Hypothetically, I'm Still Not F**king Dudes 16.10.2025 1:01:59 ↓

Special guest Jay Bird taps in. We cover a lot of ground including lots of chef talk and lots of the regular stupid nonsense that you would expect from SWYDRN. Magic the Gathering. Soup failures. Scramoln

EP:6 This Is My Costume. I'm Jerking Off 08.10.2025 43:50 ↓

Halloween. Hardcore. We should be riding horses.

EP5: Cross Faded 29.09.2025 47:22 ↓

Bobby got DP high. It's a total shit show. But it might be worth listening to so stop what you're doing right now and listen to me.

EP4: We Make All the Women in Our Camp Sleep Naked 21.09.2025 1:03:42 ↓

Apostles of nonsense. Find me in the club. Manifesting pizza. Video games. Daddy chill. Sorry.

EP3: Blame the School System 14.09.2025 52:29 ↓

Fuck, marry, kill. Sisyphus. Bobby gets choked. Dick acne,

EP2: Lol I Hit Your Car 07.09.2025 1:07:49 ↓

Toast locater, I don't know what these guys are doing here. Hit and run. Soup and bullshit. Guacing off.

EP1: Potassium Missile 01.09.2025 44:25 ↓

Grungles Coffee Women What you make? Dirty Joe's