Stiff Socks

The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science.  Get an extra episode a week and exclusive bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to NU-X for sponsoring this episode. Use our code SOCKS for 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com . Thanks to Mansc...

The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show to answer some exclusive Patreon questions, explain his beef with unzipped hoodies, and talk about the time he got kicked out of a comedy show. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/sti...

Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn star and Gravy gives his advice to the stiff sock family. Get tickets to Trevor's virtual show at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trevor-wallace-live-from-2020-tickets-124772254171 Thanks to DHM Detox fo...

The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves. Hear the rest of this episode along with 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH?? Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Ship Station for sponsoring this episode. Try i...

The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus an anonymous listener might make Trev tear up a bit. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get an extra episode a week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science. Get an exclusive bonus episode every week for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10...

Where the fuck do we really even start?  Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma.  Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time.  Also maybe it was the...

TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code S...

 The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope  didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex  coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE. Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.drinkhydran...

The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreo...

The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science. Want an extra episode a week? Join Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this epis...

Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it,  but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up  about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and  talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb  in your ass. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get a bonus episode every week for $5/month. www.patr...

Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe. Want an extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode. Downl...

The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how  horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael  auditioned for Star Wars. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture. Extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for s...

The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast. Want 4 extra episodes a month? Become a patron at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Express VPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free wit...

Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The  boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot  probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty  shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that  fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea.   Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive...

Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast. Want an extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.lucy.c...

 Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawt...

Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael.  Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 44 Patreon episodes so far. www. Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsor...