Stiff Socks

The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for spo...

 The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast.  Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this e...

The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail? Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant...

 The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny  is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the  best way to find it. Hear the rest of this episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and gain instant access to the P...

Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science. Get four bonus episodes a month plus instant access to the entire  Patreon back catalog for on...

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science. Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science. Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this episode. Get a...

The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with  Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians. Want to hear the full episode? Get four bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for only $5/month!

Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail? Get 4 extra episodes a month + exclusive bonuses for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hello Tushy for sponsoring this e...

The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the  Floor General himself. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at...

Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science. Get an extra episode a week + bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with offer code SOCKS...

The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE. Get an extra episode a week and bonus content for only $5 on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy N...

The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.

Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science. Get 4 extra episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5/month on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episod...

The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick. Get the rest of this episode, four bonus episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5 by subscribing on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsocksp...

Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week. Get four extra episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to ShipStation for spons...

The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on.  Get four extra exclusive episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this...

Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast! Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get four extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.p...

Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... science. Get 4 extra episodes a month on Patreon for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo...

The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from  Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed help breaking up with her prisoner penpal fiance. HUH? Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod