Stellar Firma

Holiday announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall wrapping up an exciting 2024 ahead of an exciting 2025! We hope you have an excellent New Year! Transcript Links: Merch masterlist: www.rustyquill.com/support   Jon and Martin perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/collections/all/products/jon-and-martin    Ex Altiora perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/products/ex-altiora    ...

This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!) There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus P...

Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more! Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/ Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity" Magnus Music by Sam Jones Edited by Alexander J Newall For ad-free episodes,...

Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future!   This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for ever...

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here! Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill. We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever y...

It’s back! Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint. Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSi...

No Love For Spies No one understands Hartro and her world... ________ This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology. ________ Content warnings: Alcohol use & alcoholism Kidnapping Bullying & insults Snakes & snake bites Physical violence & injury Discussions of: poisoning & death. Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints. SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting...

David's Place For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall. _____ This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology. _____ Content warnings: Food Alcohol & alcoholism SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing. Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit  www.patreon.com/rustyquill . Create...

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here! RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021 I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts. Join us in welcoming: I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna Hussen The Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClure The Town Whispers...

Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour Hi, kids! Is it vice ? Is it admiral ? Is it fun ? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour! Hooray! _____ This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology. _____ Content warnings: Propaganda & dystopia Dehumanisation & discrimination Canon-typical trauma Discussions of: death, violence Mentions of: food SFX: bells Transcript: htt...

Geistman Productions proudly presents: Time Bots! "Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials." _____ This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology. _____ Content warnings: Discussions of: policing, death Mentions of: guns, alcohol SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions Transcript for this episode: https://b...

Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode We found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting! _____ Content warnings: Alcohol & alcoholism Drugs & substance use Innuendo & sexual references Mind control & memory wiping Toilet humour Discussions of:...

Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma Rhys Tirado, reporter for the  Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest , has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time".  _____ Content warnings: Unreality Innuendo & sexual r...

Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out! Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers a...

Know Your Show So they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...? Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma. Content warnings: Innuendo Discussions of: poisoning Mentions of: death & human remains, food &...

Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education! Today we learn about: The English Civil War. Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar. Content Warnings: Mentions of: innuend...

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62... Content warnings: Innuendo & sexual references Discussions of: body horror & death Mentions of: alcohol, comedic violence...

STL Season 3 Outtakes 2 What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn... Content warnings: Innuendo & sexual references Mentions of: death SFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalk Transcript link: https://bit.ly/3jdXRkI Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit  www.patreon.com/rustyqu...

David's Fact Corner #1 A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts! Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure. Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N. Content warnings: Mentions of: mass death Originally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued s...

Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community. Content warnings: Spoilers for all of Stellar Firma Discussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smoking Mentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemic SFX: occasional beeping Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/2TMdXan Thank you to all of our Patro...

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy! Content warnings: Innuendo Discussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exercise Mentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcoho...

STL Season 3 Outtakes 1 What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn...   Content Warning for: Innuendo Mentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, death SFX: loud beeps throughout Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/3zzarR3   Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit  www.patreon.com/rustyquil...

Episode 76 - Elections and Endings Wonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise. Content warnings: Alcohol & alcoholism Bullying & taunting Physical violence & threats Prejudice &...

Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites *CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements. Content Warning for: Bullying/taunting Electrocution (inc. SFX) Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX) Panic attack (inc. SFX) Sexual references. Discussion...

Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice  Micro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat. Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our...