Stay Rooted

Stephani and Lauren proudly present, the movie episode! The girls love a good theme and a heavy aesthetic, and they are here to discuss the films that made them feel things. There will be nostalgia, drama, and adventure around every conversational corner. They're talking all things big screen from the comfort of their little pod.

Stephani and Lauren are back for another journey through rambling conversation. They're here to discuss chicken character flaws, and a fool proof way to tell them apart. The ladies also chat about how size does make the homestead. Micro-Homesteading is the concept that every modern "farmer" could get down with. Because it's not the size of your garden, but rather the IG photo that you post of your...

Stephani and Lauren are here to talk all things that are roles in a relationship, and no we’re not talking gender roles (ew). They dive into their Hoochie Daddy vs Golden Zaddy husbands and even give them a chance to throw in some opinions… without actually handing over a mic. If there’s one thing about the Stay Rooted gals, they’re gonna incorporate an F, Marry, Kill and a Would You Rather whenev...

Stephani and Lauren chat about some fan feedback and try to digest the fact that you guys are actually listening to & rooting for us too! The jury is  still out on the validity of Lauren’s Girl Scout memories & whether or not Stephani’s reoccurring dreams actually mean anything at all. If you’re into conspiracy theories with little to no information to back them, you’re gonna lov...

Welcome to The Newly Pod Game! Stephani and Lauren are your dueling hosts, and no small detail is left unshared. Listen as the ladies discuss 90s characters that fit their personality, pick each other's spirit animal, and laugh through segments that they dreamed up! Grab your popcorn, it's time to play!

Stephani and Lauren are full of hot takes that no one asked for… but spoiler alert: they’re gonna tell you about them. They dive into each others cups of tea and try to decide whether or not they should be teaching their kids to read and write. Half-hearted apologies are kind of made, but also, are octopus just aliens sent by our instagram FBI agents to rule the ocean?? Put on your tin foil hats,...

Stephani and Lauren are thinking through the idea that no two children are born the same, even if they're both yours. Parenting is all about being what your child needs, but what do you do when you birthed polar opposite humans?! They'll take you down the comical path of checking every box for everyone in your home, and maybe even learning a thing or two along the way. But remember, if you're root...

Stephani and Lauren are hosting their first giveaway on the Instagram account @stayrootedpod, and they are here to tell you about it. They're feeling super proud to share the first piece of merch with all their beautiful listeners. Then swiftly tumble right down the rabbit hole that is Bits & Pieces! If dozing off on the couch was an Olympic sport, they'd be at least silver medalists. Skin car...

This is a story about a girl named Stephani, and how she's living her most Britney life. Get ready for the best friend questionnaire that answers probably none of what you've been wanting to know about the other half of the Stay Rooted co-host duo. Come along as we build an online friendship through the art of oversharing, it's what we're good at. Get Stephani's unpopular opinion, and find out wha...

Stephani and Lauren trail their way through topics that have no connection, but plenty of comic relief. The journey has its twists and turns, but the ladies will leave you wanting more. Discover the Danimals/Shania Twain marketing deal you didn't know you needed. And then learn what Stephani is doing to "keep her peace" that drives Lauren absolutely crazy.

This episode is all about Lauren, and the ways that she didn't turn out to be Paris Hilton. Get ready for the best friend questionnaire that answers probably none of what you've been wanting to know about this Stay Rooted co-host. Come along as we build an online friendship through the art of oversharing, it's what we're good at. Get Lauren's unpopular opinion, and find out what makes her eyes rol...

Stephani and Lauren discuss the circle of life, and some of it's less than stellar motherhood moments. Taking time to recognize that they don't always want the answers, and sometimes just want the pity-party for 1. Listen to their bedtime routine strategies, and how they're still working on being the least petty versions of themselves when it comes to communication... but at least they haven't eat...

Stephani and Lauren embark on a journey for personal growth, while laughing at all the messy stops along the way. Listen as they break down the power of the pivot, reminding you that you're the only one holding yourself back. They'll giggle their way through mom guilt, the things they're working on, and try their best to thrive in less than suitable conditions.

Stephani and Lauren recollect on some sticky parenting situations, and the accidental language slips that happen along the way. They still aren't over the robbery that is streaming services, and they're 100% here to defend the war against Pete Davidson that probably doesn't actually exist. Too bad they can't retire on their Pokémon nostalgia fortunes... yet. And answer the age old question, If a c...

Stephani and Lauren are reunited after an extended springtime quarantine. With it, they bring to you a true brain dump. Pretty much a Bits & Pieces in disguise. Don't expect a thick plot, but sit back and enjoy the journey. And if you don't want SR at the rambling nonsense, you can't have SR at their "Internet ⭐️s". We're here to talk about what happened with Sloane in Workin' Moms, and...

Stephani and Lauren clutch onto their emotional support water bottles, as they discuss things that make them cringe. This episode is all about things the girls find comfort in, and all the terribly uncomfortable things in between. Find out the music they can't stop listening to, and the noises they can't tolerate hearing. Foods that feed their soul, and items that only feed their anxiety. The ladi...

Stephani and Lauren are switching things up again. Because kids are germy and unpredictable, we're coming to you with a reverse order in episodes this week. Get through your Tuesday with the newest Bits & Pieces, where they breakdown our mental status through artistic plant killing. Then reward yourself post-breakdown with the most expensive caramel drizzle you can get your hands on.

Stephani and Lauren are here for an empowered man-purse. So, make your barely farm-to-table salad, and let's embark on the emotional rollercoaster that is the local festival. With summer around the corner, all anyone wants is a magical family experience, but those kids love a good villain. And the ladies love a good rewards program, even one that involved sketchy carnival games. The girls talk abo...

Let's make this house a home, with Stephani and Lauren. Follow the girls as they discuss what it's really like to own your first house, and how it is to live with the family inside of it! Learn the layout of your local hardware store, and get to those paint touch ups someday. They're tidying up, but never throwing away their kids tiny plastic accessories. Don't be stupid. And it's time to get real...

Help Stephani and Lauren protect the endangered species that is the American Mall. Sibling dynamics are crazy, but family will keep you sane. They cancelled cable, and worship Ms Rachel. The limit of streaming services does not exist in their eyes. But, why is bringing a baby through airport security the most hostile experience of all time? TSA, we're looking at you. 

Stephani and Lauren want to help you get your mental health right, it's the month of awareness, let's be hyper-aware! Their family's are beautiful, but they were probably fighting on the way to ANYTHING you see them out at. Follow up on their Love Languages, and help them understand the venn diagram of mom friendship. Put away your seasonal depression sweater, we're being cool moms for the summer....

Stephani and Lauren breakdown their first impressions of one another, from early 2000s to early motherhood. Hear about how they started the mom group for 2, and where they fit into their own friend groups outside of motherhood. Review the levels of trust it takes to leave your kid at a friends house, and the level of insanity you feel when your child asks to go to an unknown friend's house for the...

Stephani and Lauren take a satirical look at the wild women that paved the way for their modern day mama ways. They tell you how they're feeling, trying to break down if they even have a love language, and Stephani shares a thoughtful gift... the thought was there, but it most certainly left. Chat with them about the drama that comes along with pretend play, because Barbie will never be here to de...

Stephani and Lauren talk about the “friendship resume” they unintentionally were building for one another since the dawn of MySpace that eventually led to them meeting IRL… and during a global pandemic. They talk about how hard it is to make mom friends as a new mom and debate whether or not it’s appropriate to bring glitter on the 3rd Play Date, even though they hate calling them that.

Stephani and Lauren take you along for some of their best, and worst shopping experiences. They'll teach you how to rationalize any purchase, and brush up on your Dollar Spot etiquette. Never forgetting every thing their kids asked for, but always getting home without anything on their list. They ask the age old question, why can't I return my items without leaving my car? And giggle along as they...