Stay Rooted

Stephani and Lauren clutch onto their emotional support water bottles, as they discuss things that make them cringe. This episode is all about things the girls find comfort in, and all the terribly uncomfortable things in between. Find out the music they can't stop listening to, and the noises they can't tolerate hearing. Foods that feed their soul, and items that only feed their anxiety. The ladi...

Stephani and Lauren are switching things up again. Because kids are germy and unpredictable, we're coming to you with a reverse order in episodes this week. Get through your Tuesday with the newest Bits & Pieces, where they breakdown our mental status through artistic plant killing. Then reward yourself post-breakdown with the most expensive caramel drizzle you can get your hands on.

Stephani and Lauren are here for an empowered man-purse. So, make your barely farm-to-table salad, and let's embark on the emotional rollercoaster that is the local festival. With summer around the corner, all anyone wants is a magical family experience, but those kids love a good villain. And the ladies love a good rewards program, even one that involved sketchy carnival games. The girls talk abo...

Let's make this house a home, with Stephani and Lauren. Follow the girls as they discuss what it's really like to own your first house, and how it is to live with the family inside of it! Learn the layout of your local hardware store, and get to those paint touch ups someday. They're tidying up, but never throwing away their kids tiny plastic accessories. Don't be stupid. And it's time to get real...

Help Stephani and Lauren protect the endangered species that is the American Mall. Sibling dynamics are crazy, but family will keep you sane. They cancelled cable, and worship Ms Rachel. The limit of streaming services does not exist in their eyes. But, why is bringing a baby through airport security the most hostile experience of all time? TSA, we're looking at you. 

Stephani and Lauren want to help you get your mental health right, it's the month of awareness, let's be hyper-aware! Their family's are beautiful, but they were probably fighting on the way to ANYTHING you see them out at. Follow up on their Love Languages, and help them understand the venn diagram of mom friendship. Put away your seasonal depression sweater, we're being cool moms for the summer....

Stephani and Lauren breakdown their first impressions of one another, from early 2000s to early motherhood. Hear about how they started the mom group for 2, and where they fit into their own friend groups outside of motherhood. Review the levels of trust it takes to leave your kid at a friends house, and the level of insanity you feel when your child asks to go to an unknown friend's house for the...

Stephani and Lauren take a satirical look at the wild women that paved the way for their modern day mama ways. They tell you how they're feeling, trying to break down if they even have a love language, and Stephani shares a thoughtful gift... the thought was there, but it most certainly left. Chat with them about the drama that comes along with pretend play, because Barbie will never be here to de...

Stephani and Lauren talk about the “friendship resume” they unintentionally were building for one another since the dawn of MySpace that eventually led to them meeting IRL… and during a global pandemic. They talk about how hard it is to make mom friends as a new mom and debate whether or not it’s appropriate to bring glitter on the 3rd Play Date, even though they hate calling them that.

Stephani and Lauren take you along for some of their best, and worst shopping experiences. They'll teach you how to rationalize any purchase, and brush up on your Dollar Spot etiquette. Never forgetting every thing their kids asked for, but always getting home without anything on their list. They ask the age old question, why can't I return my items without leaving my car? And giggle along as they...

Join Stephani and Lauren for their Mother's Day special. They're reclaiming the holiday, one breakfast sandwich at a time. Make Mother's Day about the moms! They'll discuss what it takes to get what you want, even if it's just a new emotional support water bottle. And a friendly reminder, literally no one asked for breakfast in bed. Happy National Lauren Month... and Happy Mother's Day from Stay R...

Stephani & Lauren want to hold you accountable. You're invited along as they chat about the infectiously "fun" family trips, and the expensive park schemes that keep your children hysterically crying for more. Find out our comfort movies, and listen to us go way too far into McDreamy's, Grey's malpractice suit. They're taking on more than they can handle, but it'll always be totally fine. Pare...

Listen to Stephani and Lauren as they catch up in this episode of Bits & Pieces. Where they uncover Bill Nye's potential ties to the Girl Scouts of America, and advocate for the Lunchables movement. America's favorite charcuterie-adjacent copout. Stumble along as they inaccurately review the concepts of currency, cryptocurrency, and TRILLIONS. You wouldn't want to hire them as your financial a...

Stephani and Lauren jump from social media adjacent individuals to best mom friends, instantly... during a global pandemic. Their timing was questionable, their journey, nothing short of hysterical. Listen as they reflect on relating to one another during a time we were barely allowed to breathe the same air. They can check off "keeping kids alive during the plague" on their list if things to do,...

Stephani & Lauren are back with another “Bits & Pieces” to attempt to recover from the Girl Scout Cookie incident. They also discuss the identity crisis that comes along with a trip to IKEA and the mind games being played on us at your local furniture store. Get inspired or conspire with us, whichever you prefer.

Watch Stephani and Lauren misuse the mic in their first “Bits & Pieces” episode, ever. They discuss the style of unhinged decision-making that anyone raising humans during a global pandemic could relate to. Touching on the feels of being the monkey-in-the-middle of two generations, the millennial parent. They'll be at the PTA meeting, but damn do they miss social distancing. They're your moms...