Stay Rooted

Stephani and Lauren are rambling through this week's bits. The girls play a quick game of show and tell with the new things they've acquired. Spoiler alert, Steph's is an animal. Catch up with our family anecdotes. And listen to them harmonize (poorly) to their elder emo hits. Let's laugh through the pain, or at least scream outdated lyrics. Buy our cool new sticker pack: https://stayrootedstore.m...

Stephani and Lauren are so happy you called! This episode is all about answering questions from Rooties like you! First, we dive into a Love on the Spectrum recap. The ladies probably have no business speak on Bachelor Nation fashion, but they're going to anyways. Then get into some listener questions about the second child shift, empty nesting, break ups, personal growth, mom guilt, and what "Sta...

The academy (Stephani and Lauren) welcomes you back the first annual prestigious award ceremony, The Poddies. This is part 2 of the completely made up award show with very little focus and lots of laughs. Chipotle is both nominated, and shamed. The Golden Poddies for podcast and movie of the year are a close call, you'll have to hear to believe. But we all know Saltburn will be nominated. Noah Kah...

The academy (Stephani and Lauren) return for part 2 of the first annual prestigious award ceremony, The Poddies. The completely made up award show with very little focus and lots of laughs. Chipotle is both nominated, and shamed. And podcast of the year is a very close call. Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify....

Stephani and Lauren are back for more bits. The girls discuss the merch they have in the works, and their strong belief that every animal wants to be their friend. Do your best Inspector Gadget impression, we're solving crime through paw print identification. Cats is on Netflix, and no one asked for it, but it's too weird not to talk about.  The ladies join maximalism for muggles, and un...

Stephani and Lauren discuss the tricky concept of time as you grow. Parenthood will always leave you craving more hours in a day, so when are you supposed to carve out that "you time"? The ladies compare themselves to trash loving wildlife in this week's episode. So, crawl out from whatever dumpster fire you're hiding within and join them for another hour of laughs! Buy our cool new merch here: ht...

Stephani & Lauren are celebrating their first Bits & Pieces, “Thursday’s Version”, by talking about everything from Bob Ross to Gypsy Rose. Do your best to keep up while they bounce around from one disconnected 1/2 thought to another. The girls catch eachother up on their new hobbies they plan to inevitably abandon & whether or not they’re still rooting for Gerry & the rest of bach...

Stephani & Lauren are back at it with another recap, and this time the girls are talking ALL things, Saltburn… yes, even that. What can we say, we’re drawn to the weird like a moth to a flame (IYKYK). Listen along as we dance all around the twisted plot & stay for our hot takes on every scene we found ourselves watching through our fingers. Grab your popcorn & fairy wings, Rooties! We’...

Stephani & Lauren are ready to deliver all of the Bits & Pieces they’ve got left after (just barely) recovering from this holiday season. Try your best to follow along while the girls catch you up on everything from Gypsy Rose to circus snails. The theme is, there is no theme! Come on Rooties, we’re going to the couch probably. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify...

Stephani and Lauren are here to chat with the new moms this year. We’re talking about everything from pregnancy to postpartum. The ladies are here to root for you because there is nothing more beautiful than becoming a mother, but there's also nothing better than having the support of another mama. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix...

Stephani and Lauren finish up the year the only way they know how, rambling at one another. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

Stephani and Lauren are back, and Christmas is officially over! The ladies talk about the blues that come after all the holiday fun. And Stephani tells us what it is like to celebrate your birth in the midst of all that post-festive depression. Nobody likes you when you're 32... and they spent their last dime on stocking stuffers. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/...

Stephani and Lauren are pregaming the holiday celebrations, and you're invited along for the ride. Learn about how Alexa (and AI in general) are helping them watch their tech savvy toddlers. The girl discuss what mall Santa was probably looking like with a Yule tide emo twist. Happy December 20 something! Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Mo...

Stephani and Lauren host another retro movie review. They tackled 2 movies this week and they’re calling it, Home Alone for Eight Crazy Nights. A true holiday movie melting pot! They'll chat about where AI is going for the Christmas season, and the way that we've all been when looking at the McAllisters home now that we understand the housing market. The ladies learn pretty much nothing from White...

Stephani & Lauren are going to catch you up on all the things they’ve been watching once their kids go to bed. They’ll settle the debate of frog vs rat and catch you up to speed on the Donnie’s latest antics. The theme is, there is none, welcome to another Bits & Pieces, baby! You’re gonna love it here. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Roo...

Stephani & Lauren are fully giving into this nostalgic season & reflecting on how they’ve grown over this last year. It’s still December, so they’re busy buying Christmas presents & their own B.S. Throw on your comfiest robe & burn your sage bundles, we’re manifesting, Rooties. Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/ Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here...

Stephani and Lauren are back again to catch up on all the time has passed so quickly. Lauren recollects her MOH duties. And the ladies discuss flight time mishaps, team building exercises, and speech anxiety. Let's disco our way through these memories, and try to remember that it's already December. Lauren went far, again, and she's here to ramble about it. Buy our cool new merch here: https://sta...

Stephani and Lauren being in the new month with a holiday episode. We all have our favorite things about the most wonderful time of the year, and the girls are here to share theirs with you. Sip the hot tea with the ladies, and kick off December with what fills up your cup. And you won't want to miss their hot takes on all things "no, no, no"! Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.m...

Stephani and Lauren unpack their heavy post-holiday baggage on this episode of SR. Stephani gives us a crash course in speed celebrating with her big, blended family. Telling us all what having 4 Thanksgivings is like. And Lauren recollects her toddler daughter's first hospitalization and the toughest week she has ever experienced as a mom. RSV was the holiday guest that NO-ONE invites. Stream our...

Stephani & Lauren are here to introduce their very first episode of “The Rooties Review”. Try to refrain from cutting your bangs (or don’t) & follow along as the girls recap late 90s classic, Girl Interrupted. As always, there will be hot takes, would you rathers & of course some FMKs. Get in the cab girls, we’re going to Claymoore! Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.s...

Stephani & Lauren are putting on their tinfoil hats in this weeks Bits & Pieces. Listen in as they debate a controversial theory within their friendship: are they outfit-matching-sister-wives or simply both innocent victims of fast fashion? Also, who says that they can’t we make a lasagna at 4 pm on a Tuesday if they feel like it?? They’re buying lizards & mushrooms they probably don’t...

Stephani & Lauren are feeling extra thankful as they reflect on the evolution of their friendship. They catch-up on all of the things they’ve been up to & celebrate the season of giving thanks the only way they know how, by playing some games. Would they rather get bit by a dog or endure small talk with a stranger?.. tune in & find out. Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://op...

Stephani & Lauren are on their usual Bits & Pieces behavior this week. Listen to the girls ramble on about what they’ve been watching & burn the sage for the moments they probably shouldn’t even have talked about. They’re all over the place in the best kind of way, try and keep up! Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYicz...

Stephani and Lauren dabble back into game show hosting, for a holiday outing themed game day! Let's talk all things thanksgiving sides, and who would show up to the theoretical table of your nightmares. Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

Stephani and Lauren show the power of gift giving in this weeks episode. Listen as the thoughtful gals pull each other out from the seasonal depression vibes that are upon us all. Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad