Stay Rooted

Stephani and Lauren bring you a bits and pieces... finally. They're eye rolling at themselves enough for all of us. Decide whether you're a Bratz, Barbie, or American Girl Doll already, and grab yourselves a chair. Chat with the ladies about the terrible twos, knocked up advice, and swiping right (into bed) on the streaming apps. The ladies stumble around the newest trends, but watched IF, so they...

Stephani and Lauren are back with a new episode, and Stephani has a repaired leg! Hear about her journey through Lauren's world, the surgi-center. The ladies go over what it feels like to be the off duty default parent. And then commiserate over the cancelled babysitter, attending weddings alone, and social media etiquette that makes millennials feel cringy. Lastly, the ladies are going IRL AGAIN....

Stephani & Lauren are back to discuss the series of truly unfortunate events that landed Steph her first ever ambulance ride.

Stephani and Lauren come to you with an episode about entering motherhood, and entering the level of motherhood that is multiple children. The ladies have friends that are just starting their journey as parents, and they're in their feels about it. The early days of parenting are discussed, as well as the moment that you realize you aren't as good at it as your first child made you feel. These new...

Stephani and Lauren are completely unprepared for the school year to end, vacation to end, and June to just sort of happen to them. The ladies recollect the finish line of their academic calendar and all the holidays that crowd around it. It's a busy time, their brains are shot, but they aren't going down without a fight.

Stephani and Lauren are back for another episode, and this time it's the end of the year. The ladies talk about seeing their children finish the year, and all the nostalgia that it sparks. They’re reminiscing on everything from Field Days, to that olfactory tickling Yankee Candle no one likes, "Elementary School Desk". At one point, we were all just kids waiting for summer.

Stephani & Lauren are giving it a go as morning show hosts in their latest Bits & Pieces. They’re hitting on all of the breaking news from Charlotte the Sting Ray Updates to rogue Flamingos on Cape Cod. The girls introduce a new game, Mt Rushmore, and debate parts of American history they probably have no business talking about.

Stephani and Lauren come back this week with all the new things that are popping off with June. Happy PRIDE month, and welcome to the little spicy catch up. The pod women have had everything from color changing marshmallows to low grade fevers since you've heard from them last, and the ladies want to tell you all about it. They are here to mostly tell you about a new Netflix series they are watchi...

Stephani & Lauren are back to share stories, clothes & community water bottles…? We learn that EVEN Charlotte the Stingray isn’t receiving proper women’s healthcare & discuss how al dente her babies probably are by now. The mix gets a little moody and the girls catch up on all of the things they’ve been trying to watch lately.

Stephani and Lauren want to tell you something, and this week they are here to advocate for their littles. The moms discuss what it really takes to show up for your kids, and self, in this hectic world. Listen as the ladies reflect on IEP meetings, doctors appointments, insurance calls, and so much more. They'll end on the feel good story of a second-child birthday party with an appropriate guest...

Stephani and Lauren are back to chat about their final thoughts on Baby Reindeer & witnessing the IRL Martha interview. They are keeping tin foil hats on for most of the episode as the girls discuss all of their latest theories, specifically, whether or not Taylor Swift is a low-key Rootie and the who’s and what’s of Woody’s origin story. The girls are rooting for the growth their kids are mak...

Stephani & Lauren are back with another episode AND they’re bringing the girls onto the pod & asking them some thangs. Listen & laugh along with us as we reveal what our 1st graders really think about us.

Stephani & Lauren are back with a review of Netflix’s newest true-story based mini series, Baby Reindeer. The girls will catch up over their first IRL experience & exchange pleasantries with the SR ghost-ess with the mostest. Lauren does her best Stephani impression, while considering new pets for Spring, and the girls let you know how they feel about a parking lot fair. Spoiler alert, it’...

Stephani and Lauren are here to catch up. They are back to talk about all things bits and pieces. It was Lauren's birthday, and her 7 year old doesn't want to talk about it. The resident Swiftie begins to decode the newest album, and the GOAT gets roasted. Nextel, we're looking for our sponsorship.

Stephani & Lauren are back to recap week two of their back to back family trips. The girls are talking all things surprise trips & judging the luggage they’ve been carting their families around with. Buckle up Rooties, we’re going to Disney!

Stephani and Lauren are back for SEASON 2!!! after their back to back family trips, and they want to tell you some things. The good, the bad, and the uncontrollable will be discussed on this episode. They've missed each other and the rooties, so let's get this support group in session, mama needs it. LOCAL ROOTIES: join us THIS Saturday, May 4th, at the Spring Pop-Up Market. Details of the event c...

The SR girlies have so much to be thankful for because IT’S THEIR 1st BIRTHDAY!!! The girls reminisce on one year of the podcast (and 100 episodes… WUT!?) Buckle up, we’re feeling nostalgic :,)

Stephani and Lauren are back again. These ladies have 99 problems, and 99 episode. Listen to the ladies at their wonkiest as they navigate increasing shark birth rates, dad-biased babays, and toddler driven hexes. The moms got a call, and they're here to answer it.

Stephani and Lauren hope that you're aware of Autism, but are here to talk inclusion. The ladies dive into birth order, and all the parenting adjustments that come along with your growing family. Lauren is still out for the Nugget sponsorship.

Stephani and Lauren are going on vacation, and they honestly are trying to believe it... While being the flustered matriarchs of their family, the ladies the discuss packing, boarding, and all the things in between that sort of just stress them out about traveling.

Join Stephani & Lauren as they commiserate over the way life has been happening at them lately. Mercury is retrograding & the jury is still out on whether or not the Solar Collapse of ‘24 was worth the $25 glasses. Honestly, just burn your sage for the Stay Rooted girls this week, because there’s not enough lavender cold foam in the world to compensate for this bs.

Stephani and Lauren bring you another week of being their most random selves. Margot Robbie has announced that she is tickling our nostalgia once again. Come for the Charlotte the Stingray update, and stay for the luxurious Starbucks foam. Lauren sells you on her newest skin care tool, and Stephani is still trying to make Crocs happen.

Stephani and Lauren sit down for a mental health breakdown, discuss Quiet on Set, and catch up on The Bachelor finale.

Stephani and Lauren review the grades that really matter.

Stephani and Lauren take a long, hard look at the newest cinema. Come along with the ladies, as they dissect and appreciate Emma Stone's newest masterpiece. Bella Baxter is a character worth celebrating, and rooting for.