Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

This free, August podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS is brought to you by Kin Ship Goods (listen for a special discount offer in the middle!) To be a patron of our pod, think about upgrading your subscription with us at our Weekend Water substack! In this episode, Janie wonders about getting canceled, Paul wonders about Meemaw’s logic and together the two discuss the wild ride that has been Ameri...

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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com WASH YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES, Movie Watch-Along Heads, with Janie & Paul (that’s us!) with SHAMPOO (1975) watch-along bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! RIP Robert Towne. (And RIP to a previous era’s concerning dearth of helmet laws.) In all the…

This is our July STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who partake (and we thank you!) In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses are back home, recording just a smidge early around that extensive Comedy Bang! Bang! road tour schedj! Janie ends up reacting to that Ren Faire docuseries, and PFT weighs in on boomer Bacchanal branding. Together, the two announce an upcoming STAY...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Get snatched with Janie & Paul (that’s us!) in the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) watchalong bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! In all the recent Donald Sutherland tributes, it was evident that neither one of us had ever seen this class…

This is our June STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who listen! In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses record from different coasts, as they try to make a living in the arts! Janie describes adding industry panels to her professional development rotash and PFT tries to balance the tricky performance/fan interaction amidst a busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! a...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com It is the FINAL episode of season 11 of Vanderpyoomp with Janie & Paul going into their REACTIONS and FEELINGS on this season of reality TV. It has been a RIDE y’all. And I don’t know what THIS means. But we went to the mall right after we recorded this very bonus podcast episode of STAY F.…

It is our beloved May STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode FRESHLY RECORDED. Paul comes back from tour, Janie sits behind and next to all walks of life and TOGETHER, the duo discuss…cryogenics and public urination??? Thank you for listening to our monthly podcast drops! We love recording them and ALSO hearing from y’all in the comments below. If you like our crazy couple chats, please consider getting...

This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS. We’re attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS??? PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Ok PumpKins. We’ve REACTED to the eighth episode of this eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! They tried to sneak the premiere of THE VALLEY into the episode!! It was sneaky!!! The gang throws all their therapy speak around and it’s charming! Sandoval still can’t comprehend why he’s no longer trusted, beloved o...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hello stalwart STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus content consumers! We’ve enjoyed recording another watchalong to an iconic movie for you. GREASE from 1978 is the current choice and OUR CHILLS ARE MULTIPLYING! Simply sync up the podcast with your viewing of GREASE (we talk you through the syncing and pressing “play” momen...

Hi stalwart listeners of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! We love you! The new March episode is out! Does Paul want to go off the grid? Does Janie want to go on a podcast with ReesaTeesa? Do the two want to have retail jobs in Lower Manhattan? Find out AND MORE! In this month’s podcast episode for your EARS AND BRAIN! J&P **available for purchase at Kin Ship Goods This is a public episode. If you'd l...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well, folks! Janie & Paul recorded a new reaction bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode to episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules titled “Saw it on the Graham.” While researching this most recent episode, I have learned through online comments that SEVERAL …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com It is the FIFTH reaction bonus podcast episode from STAY F. HOMEKINS to the eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! It is all very REAL for REALITY TV. Katie and Ariana are in permit hell with their business and the rest of the gang, who still are willing to interact with Sandoval, go to Lak…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well, hellloooo to you who are joining us for this bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode where Janie & Paul react to episode 4 of the eleventh season of Vanderpump Rules! Join the portal to all of our extra stuff! In this episode, we ALL grapple with repair. Repairing co-worker relationships that were on…

It’s here! The new STAY F. HOMEKINS that is lovingly ad-supported for ALL to hear! This crazy weather month, we are merely surviving with just cold water while Paul plans a LIVE DOMESTIC TOUR of VARIETOPIA! Janie toys with a one woman show concept of Comedy Bang! Bang! characters and, together, the duo discuss pop culture phenoms that have run their course. NO PARKING ON THE DOWNLOAD FLOOR, GET YO...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com The PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started. Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hello! VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weeken...

Hello, Patient Listeners! It’s the January STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, a day late AS WE SAID! How ya like them apples? Welcome to our FIFTH season of a married couple podcasting whatever all this is! In this episode, we deep dive so so so many things: comedy basics, Weeki-holes, the women of THE VIEW. IT IS ALL HAPPENING! Please enjoy our episode, we really enjoyed recording it! Thank you for sticki...

The 1947 holiday movie MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET is our newest watchalong! Oops, we dropped some F bombs at the top, so, here is an explicit language warning. Oops. Be warned if watching along with sensitive listeners. We are BACK, baby! The double Hollywood strikes of 2023 are officially over! It is time to share a watchalong of a formerly forbidden property with our faithful and dear beloved listen...

Well, hello, everybody! It’s the December podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS with your favorite co-hosts and married duo Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins! We’ve got Christmas trees and gift giving and Mother God and just the USUAL, meandering UNPLANNED after-dinner conversation. We close out our year with you a bit tired but happy to have survived everything 2023 threw toward us. The worl...

Clean My Mac is NOT a sponsor if this episode, however, should it be? After travel delays AND a crashed laptop, here is our November episode! Speaking of sponsors, thank you to Laura Lee Beran , friend of the pod AND sponsor GREEN CHEF! Everyone’s favorite meal kit! Your grace and patience with our obstacles were VERY appreciated. Now. This episode is a bit of a RIDE. We are burnt out. I am not ki...

This episode is serving struggling REALNESS. Janie threw out her lower back and Paul threw out his sense of contentment and TOGETHER the two of us (yeah, I switched the tense again! UGH!) find our way through a CHALLENGING week and time. The jist of the October episode is to keep on keeping on TOGETHER, as a Homekins FAMILY. We invite you to comment in the comment section below, this is our free,...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com STAY F. HOMEKINS gets up into trouble with a BONUS (90 minute?! whoa) podcast episode for our beloved Weekend Water substack contributors! Just in case you do not know, you can listen in any podcast player of your choice, just select the dropdown menu next to the episode, where it says “Listen On.” In addition,...

It’s the September episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! In our latest episode, we discuss our worst nightmare and greatest feelings of accomplishment? What a ride! PFT tests out some Sicilian accents, Janie tests out a Ted Talk and TOGETHER the two discover a type of humor they tend to shy away from? THANK YOU for listening and hanging in there with us! Please subscribe to our Weekend Water su...