Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Darlings, It’s our exciting July FREE episode and THIS After-Dinner Conversation goes on a lot of fun little side adventures!!! Find out what bear spray and smelling salts have in common, what PFT thinks of The Enhanced Games and the SURPRISING recommendation the duo has for any readers out there. Stay cool, stay hydrated and JOIN US FOR OUR MOVIE WATCHALONGS! A new one is coming very very soooooo...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Well, the air quality in Los Angeles is QUESTIONABLE while a warehouse fire emits toxic chemicals into the atmosphere, so why not STAY INSIDE and watch movies with us WHILE WE TRY TO STAY ALIVE? Chemicals or NOT, the summer movie watch-along season is nigh. If you are new here, first of all …

Friends of the Stay F. Homekins Pod! Hello! It is JUNE and therefore TIME for our conversation podcast episode, that is free for all to hear, discussing IT ALL. Like we do. In this episode, PFT reminisces about Miranda Priestly, Janie tries to understand municipal politics and TOGETHER they uncover an ancient but important blog. So buckle in, my dearies, sit back, relax and get to PODDIN’ with Jan...

Hello Stay F. Homekins Listeners!! We are very excited to have our FRESHEST episode of our beloved pod ready for you to LISTEN to and get up in them comments below! What are you all enjoying, what kind of things are you pondering? In this episode, we discuss the actor’s LIFE, darlings! Also, is it bad to have a family annihilator as the center of your family unit? Plus we chat fun things we enjoy....

Hello Homekiddy-dins, In this April episode, we get into lots of topics! Cults, transportation, accents and more! Lots of ways we are trying to make sense of living in INTERESTING TIMES, mostly just by trying to co-exist with the NOISE. But also living with one another and still having fun in our home while the world burns. Tune in, drop out and turn us on, we’re HERE still just trying to figure o...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Happy Easter & Passover! We did a 2Damp2Trash podcast episode and covered BOTH reunion shows in honor of the rebirth of OUR BRAINS not having to watch this show anymore (until season 12.) In these reunion recaps, we get very RULLLLLLL about how we feel about these reunion shows and how obje…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Damp Trash Detectives! We are caught up (until the final two reunion shows, which is coming soon!) This episode has it all: a woman plucking one of Shep’s nose hairs, Charlie yawning for all of us and yet MORE piling on to Craig — who may be genuinely disliked by the whole crew? Oh, wow, tune in, …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Amazing news, everyone! We have CONCLUDED our Pump-n-Dump season 12 recap podcasts! The final podcast episode is HERE. In this FINAL recap of the season 12 VPR, Janie & PFT go deep on their thoughts about what this franchise has become. Trigger warning: we didn’t love this season and we don’t ho…

Hello Listeners! We are getting our March episode out to you just under the wire. Apologize for the delay, as I have been SICK and on antibiotics for as long as I can remember. In this episode, PFT describes an unusual opportunity, Janie describes life at the comic cons, and together the two devise a new religion. Enjoy, and look for our bonus episodes that we will get to record this week, now tha...

Hello, Stay F. Homekins stalwarts! We owe you all a HUGE apology. We somehow MISSED February!? WE ARE MORTIFIED!! Tonight’s FRESH episode is an emergency recording to get us CAUGHT UP. And we will have *another* regular SFH episode later this month. Thank you for understanding! In this episode, we discuss indie projects, Dracula and small talk! Also, how much the Epstein gang just SUCKS. Join the...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Welp, Damp Trash Detectives (new hats are HERE ), the gang is STILL in Mexico. The headline here is Craig’s Monumental Crash Out. And it is NOT PRETTY. He goes on a bender and rages at Salley AND her extra E, after calling Venita a bowley at dinner. A horrifying and hal…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com It’s the reunion part one, we are SOOO CLOSE to completing this season’s Pump n Dump’s! And in this scintillating episode, we FINALLY get to the bottom of Demy’s relationship status!! THE QUESTION THAT NO ONE NEEDED ASKED OR ANSWERED BY ANDY COHEN!!! We also find grace for the Eyebros (trademark pend…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hi friends, We did it, we watched two SOUTHERN CHARMS for our 2damp2trash edition of our recap! We also made HATS (thanks to Kin Ship Goods!) Damp Trash Detective HATS! They are HERE . They come in both green and pink, and they are FANTASTIC. In this recap pod, the gang goes to Mexico for some kind of wellnes…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com The season has ENDED, only the “reunion shows” coming up soon! We did a douple dip again, since work travel got in the way. Thank you for bearing with us as we figured all this out! In this recap, we see some really ugly bathing suits, the gang break up and get back together again …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Ok, Damp Trash Detectives! We got double trouble coming at ya! To make up for being away, we are still recappin’ and reactin’ but at a double pace so we won’t let a SINGLE episode SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS! We also have FINALIZED the prototype of the Damp Trash Detective hat, that will be on sale through our pa…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hey y’all!! So sorry we got behind a week, but get ready for this BONUS DOUBLE EP RECAP AND REACT POD!! We are starting to fully form our opinions on this season’s cast. Guess what: underwhelming! And I have a dark energy theory on KIM. PFT has a dark energy theory on just…the entire gang. But does that stop us...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com To my Damp Trash Detectives, In THIS latest podcast drop, find out how embarrassed I am that I didn’t know Jamaica was not in the Bahamas and also HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LAST SEASON OF SOUTHERN CHARM! WHAT KIND OF DAMP TRASH DETECTIVE, AM I???????? WILL I EVEN DESERVE TO WEAR THE DAMP TRASH D…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Welp P&Ders, Bear witness to 7 women eating lunch outdoors with double+ that many servers in this episode where we are just watching a work trip SLOWLY unfold, I guess? Angelica remains a POS, Audrey is slowly going lukewarm on Eyebrows Senior (because why wouldn't she), and Demy…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Look, we were HONORED to have Mr. John Hodgman watch his SECOND episode of VANDERPUMP RULES with us this week (don’t sleep on his fantastic substack: Secret Society )! Find out if he was able to follow along (spoiler alert: he has opinions on Kim and Marcus). Paul F. Tompkins goes deeper on his Audrey consp…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com We had the HONOR of recording with Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider for their podcast GARBAGE SESH ! In this CROSSOVER episode, yeah, you heard that right, Casey & Danielle learn about Damp Trash detective work, Casey is a Craig apologist, Paul is a Never Craiger and both Jan…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hiiiii Listeners! We have our latest reaction podcast for ya a little late. We were in San Francisco for almost 5 days at the Sketchfest! What a time, really great comedy shows all around. But unfortunately it prevented our regular recording schedule for our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast universe …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Hi all, In this week’s episode of NOT the terrible onslaught of breaking news: the Sur kids do yet ANOTHER photo shoot, Marcus and Kim’s relationship hits that all-important ten month mark requiring a commitment ceremony, and Anjelica reveals her true colors as a RHYMES WITH WITCH. All this AND MORE a…

Happy New Year, Homekins! We are dropping our FIRST conversation podcast of this year in the signature STAY F. HOMEKINS style. Unplanned, unedited, raw conversation between us (Paul and Janie!) captured FRESH for your YOUR listening pleasure OR displeasure. In this episode: Janie discusses a creative life under fascism, Paul discusses a creative life that falls short and TOGETHER the duo wax poeti...

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.com Welcome to the first podcast of damp trash this year! In this bonus content STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode… We podcast. Get into it. It’s nuts. …we take on the yearly Boy’s Dinner at Miss Patricia’s, we learn her current butler may have a traumatic brain injury and discover that Whitney may be drowning in …

Welcome new subscribers AND seasoned ones! It is our monthly FLAGSHIP podcast known as STAY F. HOMEKINS, where Paul F Tompkins and me get into unplanned, sometimes tender sometimes silly but always REAL TALK STYLE meandering ‘after-dinner’ conversation. A peek into the MINDS of a married couple in Hollywood trying to make sense of this brokedown fever dream of a life. Can creativity be preserved?...