Stay Buried

"Good luck finding the Beta Dome!" In the Season 3 finale, Legion, Nova, and our hosts must all figure out what to do with the rest of their lives. Newt also dumps too much lore about the unfinished Prodigy series. Sorry or you're welcome. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com...

"There are too many quests I need to complete before the Archetype fall." Several days after Alpha's coldblooded murder, his assassins are awarded medals in front of the entire rebel base. The penultimate chapter of Prodigy. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forwa...

"Both Prodigies were born to kill." In the "epic" climax of Prodigy, the Alpha and Omega Prodigies fight to the death in a dramatic, emotional showdown. Also, Legion is there. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concer...

"I promised not to look back and stare at the beautiful princess waiting for me..." At long last, the Alpha and Omega Prodigies face each other once more. Also, Legion once again gets absolutely, deservedly slapped around by Nova.  Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We loo...

"I have always looked at you as a brother, Legion." Legion and Skye venture further into the heart of the Brazilian jungle in search of the Alpha Prodigy's base, an adventure that will bring them closer than they've ever been before. Too close, you might say. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to staybur...

"Now go save one-seventh of the world." In which an all-star team is assembled: the superpowered Nova, the strong-willed Legion, the fearless Hawkeye, the girl Skye, and the Irish Pat. Together, they plunge into the junk-filled forest of Brazil to find and kill the Alpha Prodigy. How symbolic. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast...

"I love you, daddy." In which Legion stands trial for his crimes against Spore and formally diagnoses Henry's mental condition. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anythin...

"You wouldn't believe how many secret operations we do behind the president's back." In the bloody aftermath of Operation Usurper, Legion returns to Spore to face the consequences for his treason... and also to learn just how common treason actually is. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpod...

"We had made Achilles' finger bleed." At long last, and with a trail of bodies behind him, Legion ascends to the final floor of the Archetype prison to reunite with his abused and abusive brother. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, es...

"Ze spies! Ze spies are coming back!" As Operation Usurper falls apart around Legion and Dante, Zack and the other hosts also begin to lose faith in the novel as a whole. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns mo...

"I didn't kill him. No, I only knocked him unconscious. Mother Nature and gravity did the rest." At long last, Legion and his team of elite soldiers launch their assault on the African prison, and some ethical lines are blurred along the way. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail....

"Outside, I was merely fourteen. My mind was ten years more mature than that. My heart's real age was uncountable." In which Legion convinces twelve grown men to commit treason to go on a suicide mission to save an unlovable teen. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look...

"It had come so naturally, and was so sophisticated that I didn't believe it came from my own mind. Yet here it was, written in my own handwriting." Tension rises in Spore as Nova's friendship with Skye deepens, and Legion's absolute hatred for Henry blooms. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburi...

"The bushes are soldiers! Fall back!" In which a fourteen-year-old boy is placed in charge of an dangerous mission and a small family is utterly torn apart. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously...

"And you're thin... beautiful and thin. You'll be pretty hard to hit with a bullet or arrow." Having just been tossed out of a meeting with the President of Spore, Legion meets several new characters, one of whom is absolutely delightful or absolutely grating... depending on who you ask. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" lett...

"I believed him to be bipolar." After settling in, Legion, Skye, and Nova are personally assigned new roles by the president of Spore. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill...

"I jumped up and kicked holes in the plaster walls, hoping that if it could actually feel, it would be in more pain than me." In the aftermath of Tyler's kidnapping by the Archetype, Legion finds an interesting way to grieve. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forw...

"The girl was sweet and funny and beautiful and seemed more harmless than a piece of paper in the bottom of a trash can." In which Nova and the gang make a new home at Spore, and a newfound love triangle sizzles. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to readin...

"Skye and Tyler have been the only family I've ever had. They don't share my blood, but they hold my heart." Legion and Nova race across the city towards the Burrow to grab Tyler and Skye before their attempt to evacuate the city. Along the way, they must do battle with a canonically wimpy Archetype named Romney. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my li...

"Once there was a world... called Earth." The Omega Artificial Intelligence Unit monologues about the origins of the Prodigies, predictably raising more questions than answers. Among them: "What are a bunch of penguins supposed to do with an omnipotent supercomputer?" Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail t...

"I decided what to do to satisfy my terror/curiosity blend." On the run from his nemesis Captain Charm, Legion stumbles upon a mysterious structure and unearths a secret that fundamentally changes the genre of this book. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward t...

"There is something afoot going on." In which Legion stumbles into an Archetype assembly and unnecessarily puts himself in the crosshairs of several hundred enemy hostiles. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns...

"The Blackcap milked my response too comfortably." In this chapter, we are introduced to the world of Prodigy and its core trio: Legion, our edgy but idealistic narrator; Tyler, a scarred and sarcastic survivor; and Skye, a girl. Together, they fight to survive in a city controlled by a malevolent army of religious zealots known as the Archetype. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, bu...

"My name is Legion, and I am a beacon for whoever you are, on either side of the war." In 2010, thirteen-year-old Newton Holt wrote an edgy dystopian novel titled Prodigy. Now, fifteen years later, his friends decide to bully him for it. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter ! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with yo...

“Oh no! Either the Phantom Phantom has a new friend or two new Phantoms have come.” The grand finale of the Phantom Phantom saga, in which a father and a son and several of his friends try and fail to reckon with a legacy of stupidity. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of these stories! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, “you saved my life with your...