Stasis Pod

Bumblebee and Fixit head to Jolly Ole England in search of a draconic Decepticon who thinks the war is still going – and he’s sitting on top of a world-ending device! Can they stop him from blowing up the Earth in Megatron’s name? Can Fixit learn to be a hero and not just a squire? And wasn’t there, like, a meta-plot or something? Join us this week for “The Golden Kni...

Nightra, Strongarm’s spunky “gal pal” from the police academy, shows up on Earth looking for a place to crash — but she’s got trouble right behind her! Can the Bee Team keep her safe from a big guy with a grudge? Has she really forgiven Strongarm for not taking the fall for her cheating at the academy? Just how gay are these two? And who’s our very exciting spec...

It’s time for another Plot That Always Works as Robots in Disguise gets its body swap episode! Can the body-swapped Bee Team get their act together to stop some Stunticons who are convinced that winning the title of Ruler of the Road from a race actually confers governmental authority? Who is loving the change and who absolutely is not? And can this one live up to the glory of the Rescue Bot...

A Decepticon from Drift’s apparently-mysterious past arrives on Earth — and he wants Drift’s kids back! Can the Bee Team capture Shadow Raker before he lures the Mini-kiddos back to the Dark Side? What familiar voice actor is this episode’s special guest?  And WHERE are all those webs coming from? Join us this week for “Out of the Shadows”!

As we hammer out scheduling problems again, this week Jen joins David in talking about a very different Dungeons & Dragons story: the original cartoon! A seemingly heroic skeletal knight asks our adventuring heroes to retrieve a “Circle of Power” that can free him from his curse — or send them home! Can they face their fears to retrieve it from the Lost Tower? How is Venger i...

A mystery Decepticon is stealing weapons, and Strongarm is channeling her favorite hardboiled detective academy instructor to get to the bottom of it! But why is this Decepticon so hard to catch? What’s the deal with Corvicons anyway? And how is Strongarm so gay? Join us this week for “Get a Clue”!

A freak combining accident splits Sideswipe in two, creating an Overconfident Sideswipe and an Insecure Sideswipe! Can the Bee Team figure out how to get him back together AND stop Drag Strip? Is this actually a really effective way to do therapy? And who is disappointed to be the bottom? Join us this week for “The Great Divide”!

The Bee Team goes after a pair of Stunticons who are looking for one of Windblade’s Cybertronian weapons caches in the middle of a major city! Can they stop them without blowing everyone’s cover — or blowing up the city? Can Bumblebee accept that it’s more important to be a good leader than to be cool? Who do we suspect Wildbreak’s dads are? And who thought giving Sid...

Scheduling continues to be A Lot, so this week we’re dusting off one of our favorite Patreon specials from last year: Unwilling to risk covid for anything involving Jared Leto, this month we’re going back to the 90s for an earlier version of Spider-Man’s foe Morbius! As Spider-Man tries to find a cure for his advancing mutation, he crosses paths with Michael Morbius, who is study...

Scheduling is hard, so here’s a new Extra! Rob has never touched a Dragon in his life. David has been out of the Dungeon business for 8 years. Together they must go on one last job… to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves!

The Autobots confiscate a golden orb that emits a strange signal that compels them to fight over it! Does it really hold a map to the legendary Doradus? Can they stop fighting each other long enough to keep Springload from finding out? And what’s this about a explosion if you open it wrong? Join us this week for “Sphere of Influence”!

It’s time for a Special Guest Star as Blurr arrives from Griffin Rock to help out the Bee Team! But when Sideswipe convinces himself there’s not room on the team for two trouble-making upstart speedsters, can Team Dad Bumblebee get him to stop acting up before the Sharkticon Ragebyte blows them all up with packing peanuts? How much will Denny regret lending them his boat? And Strongarm...

We’re heading back to Brown Town for part 2 of the season 4-ish premiere! Can Team Bee put a stop to the Stunticon Heatseeker’s explosive rampage before he blows up a nuclear waste site? Can Denny convince us he was ever a straight-A student? And who didn’t even know he had those driving claws? Join us this week for “King of the Hill Part 2”! #podcast #Transformers #R...

It’s time to return to the scrapyard for Robots in Disguise season… 3? 4? Honestly no one seems to be sure. (Though if you want to watch along, the Transformers Official channel on YouTube has it listed as season 4.) After defeating all kinds of dangerous Decepticons, Team Bee is feeling like they can take on anything. So are they ready for a Stunticon with no regard for nuclear waste...

Have Rob and Dave bitten off more than they can chew? In this week’s episode, the two follow up their discussion of Streets of Fire with “Tinsel City”, the first episode of its totally unlicenced spiritual successor, Bubblegum Crisis! It’s a little bit Terminator, a little bit Blade Runner, and a whoooole lot ’80s anime! Slip into your hard suit, pull out a pack of Hu...

After the entire island of Griffin Rock is transported to the Arctic, everybody is going to have to pitch in to help get it back where it belongs! Can they fly the island home before the whole place falls apart? Can Doc Greene work in a marriage proposal to Professor Baranova? And how many special guests can we wedge into the end of the season? Join us for the final episode of season 3, “Tod...

Everybody is gathering in Griffin Rock for the opening of a time capsule — but nobody’s ready for the quantum crystal hidden inside, and when it gets hit by lightning, the whole island is teleported all the way to the Arctic! Can they get the situation under control before everyone freezes? Who does and does not want a hug? And what classic anime does this remind us of? Join us this we...

WHO’S READY FOR A MUSICAL EPISODE!? (Hint: Not David!) A mishap with Doc Greene’s new Tone-O-Tuner leaves all of Griffin Rock unable to communicate in anything but song! Who is into it and who is absolutely not? Can they stop it before the sonic waves shake the town apart and/or Heatwave or Kade end up killing someone? And who in the cast is a legit professional singer and who is defin...

Chase gets injured and has to stay at the firehouse — so he takes up residence in front of their highly questionable panopticon so he can “help out”! But when Doc Greene’s stage-magician sister’s hotel room is broken into, will he do more harm than good? Is there ANOTHER criminal at work in Griffin Rock!? And can we convince David to give “It’s a Wonderful...

Boulder, Kade, Cody, and Frankie discover a family of woodpeckers in Blossom Vale that were thought to be extinct! Can they protect the birds from the greatest threat Griffin Rock has apparently ever faced: birdwatchers? Why is Kade so terrible at keeping secrets? And seriously, why does this episode hate birdwatchers so much!? Join us this week for “Endangered Species”! #podcast #Stas...

Servo needs to learn how to act like a robot in disguise — but when Mrs. Luskey’s dog Poopsie runs away from home and pulls Servo into a whole lot of trouble, can he protect her without blowing the Rescue Bots’ cover? How frustrating must it be for Servo to be so smart but unable to communicate? And why does Cody have access to a police-state panopticon? Join us this week for “Fo...

As Blurr decides to leave Griffin Rock and the Earth behind, the planet is hit by a coronal mass ejection that sends a satellite plummeting conveniently toward the island! Can he find it in himself to be the hero the Rescue Bots need him to be? Or will he *checks notes* die horribly while trying? Join us this week for “A New Hero”! #transformers #RescueBots #podcast

New recruits Blurr and Salvage (especially Blurr) need to learn what it takes to live as an Autobot on Earth and be a Rescue Bot — so it’s time for a clip show! But will a charming retrospective on the Rescue Bots’ adventures be enough when Blurr just wants to go back to Cybertron? Can a clip show actually be kind of fun? And why DOES Cody attract falling objects? Join us this week for...

The Bots find a crashed Autobot ship on Wayward Isle — with two stasis pods inside! But are their newfound friends Rescue Bots material? What’s their connection to that unfrozen caveman Ira? And WHY DOES THE FIREHOUSE HAVE A HOT WHEELS TRACK!? Join us this week as we meet “The New Recruits”!

An estranged friend of Doctor Morocco’s arrives in Griffin Rock to help him replace the Verne Device that’s kept him young all these years — and it’s Jules Verne himself! Can the time-traveling author convince everyone to give his old friend a chance to reform? Will he get some very exciting story ideas from the adventure? And do we ship it? Join us this week as we finally...