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Back in Griffin Rock, the Very Good Boys of the Rescue Bots have been dragging their heels on the whole reveal-yourselves-to-the-humans thing — but an invasion of some less friendly aliens gives them a chance to show that they really do come in peace! Can they save the day before any humans get eaten? What exactly has Optimus been up to since the last time he called? And does Chase have what it ta...

Before we return to Griffin Rock, we’re taking a trip over to Japan for their version of “Beast Hunters”, Triple Combination: Transformers Go! What’s the deal with this largely-forgotten bit of Transformers fiction? When did time travel become a perfectly ordinary thing that the Aligned-universe Autobot could just do? And how much story can they squeeze in between transformation sequences? Join us...

This is it: The final episode of Robots in Disguise! Optimus Prime’s team fights to stop the invasion on Earth while the Bee Team works to expose the Autobot High Council and free Cybertron from their mind control! How can they pull it all off in a single episode? How many plot threads will suddenly be tied to the High Council? And will the writers remember that this season is still called &...

Optimus Prime returns to Earth to warn the Bee Team about a fascist takeover of Cybertron — just in time for it to become everyone’s problem! Can they stop the New Cybertron Order from invading Earth? Are they willing to trust Steeljaw to help them? And how many returning Special Guest Autobots can they stuff into this episode? Join us this week for the penultimate episode of Robots in...

All aboard! In a Shocktober special, Dave and Rob punch their ticket for the 1973 creature feature Horror Express! Part Hammer movie, part Doctor Who episode, and part Lovecraft adaption, it’s the tale of two classic horror stars, a fake Rasputin, and a bunch of smooth-brained dead meat! Plus: special guest star Telly Savalas!

Dropforge and the Cybertron Police arrive on Earth to arrest some fugitives — but they’re not after Decepticons, they’re after the Bee Team! Can Strongarm get to the bottom of this mess? Can Bulkhead deal with Steeljaw on his own while everyone else’s hands are cuffed? And why is Dropforge just a little guy? Join us this week for “Five Fugitives”!

A Decepticon with a bioweapon makes most of the Bee Team severely ill — just in time for Special Guest Star Bulkhead to show up! Can he and Grimlock catch her on their own and cure the others? Can Denny and Russell keep a delirious Strongarm from blowing their cover? And will someone please pay attention to Sideswipe? Join us this week for “Sick as a Bot”!

The Bee Team is ready to put Steeljaw’s Pack on ice — but Underbite escapes! And after he eats a chunk of the Ground Bridge, the super-sized Chompazoid starts teleporting uncontrollably to places the Bee Team has been recently! Can they get him under control before he causes too much damage? Does Bumblebee even have a trailer hitch? And how sad are we to say goodbye to this bunch of ro...

Soundwave steps out of the Shadowzone with a plan to send a message to Megatron — and destroy Earth in the process! Can the Bee Team stop him? What extremely important element of his Prime design did Soundwave keep? And are we gonna combine again before this season ends or nah? Join us this week for “Collateral Damage”!

The Bee Team catches Clampdown, and he’s ready to snitch on Steeljaw’s latest heist! But can they stop the Pack and deal with their new prisoner while still upholding the Kaon Conventions? How do the Pack’s matching paint jobs compare to the Bee Team’s? And why did Bumblebee wait until 65 episodes in to introduce his trainees to the concept of “war crimes”? Join...

While the Bee Team is getting settled into their new digs, Steeljaw’s pack is digging for nuclear waste! Can the Autobots stop… whatever it is they’re up to? Can Grimlock get his head around the idea of work/life balance? And what favorite random human character makes their return? Join us this week as we “Prepare for Departure”!

The Bee Team’s new cave base is a bit cramped, but when they go looking for a more suitable location, they find Steeljaw’s pack instead! Can they escape a too-sexy Decepticon with a hunger for vengeance? Who is being ablest and who is being a good ally? And have we really gotten this far into the series without subjecting Strongarm and Sideswipe to compulsory shipping? Join us this wee...

An attack by Steeljaw’s pack forces the Bee Team to abandon the scrapyard — but where will they go now? Can Sideswipe get over the trauma of nearly being left behind in the attack? And what shipping fantasy almost kind of comes true? Join us this week for “Exiles”!

Team Bee is heading TO THE MOON!… where Windblade left a cache with an especially dangerous weapon! And when the Stunticons find out about it, the race is on to get there first! Who will claim the MacGuffin? Can Strongarm and Sideswipe stop being insecure weirdos for like five seconds? And what is going on with the American military in this universe? Join us this week for “Moon Breaker...

Bumblebee decides that what the Bee Team really needs in order to defeat the Stunticons is discipline — and some of his teammates are more on board with his micromanaging than others. Can they sort out their differences in time to stop Menasor from destroying a military base? Can Denny help Fixit fix his plasmodic capacitor without blowing up the scrapyard?  And why does the American militar...

When the Stunticons are passed by an experimental maglev train on the highway outside of Crown City, Motormaster demands they destroy it — nothing can be faster than them! Can the Autobots bring their plan to a halt before they set off the train’s unstable nuclear engine? AND WHY DOES IT HAVE AN UNSTABLE NUCLEAR ENGINE!? Join us this week for “Railroad Rage”!

One of Fixit’s combination experiments accidentally gives Grimlock super speed — and he can’t control it! But when the Decepticon Simacore returns, can he use this power to stop his old “nemesis”, or will he do more harm than good? Will Denny’s scrapyard survive his rampage? AND WHY ARE THERE ZOMBIE MINI MONKEYS!? Join us this week for “The Fastest Bot Ali...

Bumblebee and Fixit head to Jolly Ole England in search of a draconic Decepticon who thinks the war is still going – and he’s sitting on top of a world-ending device! Can they stop him from blowing up the Earth in Megatron’s name? Can Fixit learn to be a hero and not just a squire? And wasn’t there, like, a meta-plot or something? Join us this week for “The Golden Kni...

Nightra, Strongarm’s spunky “gal pal” from the police academy, shows up on Earth looking for a place to crash — but she’s got trouble right behind her! Can the Bee Team keep her safe from a big guy with a grudge? Has she really forgiven Strongarm for not taking the fall for her cheating at the academy? Just how gay are these two? And who’s our very exciting spec...

It’s time for another Plot That Always Works as Robots in Disguise gets its body swap episode! Can the body-swapped Bee Team get their act together to stop some Stunticons who are convinced that winning the title of Ruler of the Road from a race actually confers governmental authority? Who is loving the change and who absolutely is not? And can this one live up to the glory of the Rescue Bot...

A Decepticon from Drift’s apparently-mysterious past arrives on Earth — and he wants Drift’s kids back! Can the Bee Team capture Shadow Raker before he lures the Mini-kiddos back to the Dark Side? What familiar voice actor is this episode’s special guest?  And WHERE are all those webs coming from? Join us this week for “Out of the Shadows”!

As we hammer out scheduling problems again, this week Jen joins David in talking about a very different Dungeons & Dragons story: the original cartoon! A seemingly heroic skeletal knight asks our adventuring heroes to retrieve a “Circle of Power” that can free him from his curse — or send them home! Can they face their fears to retrieve it from the Lost Tower? How is Venger i...

A mystery Decepticon is stealing weapons, and Strongarm is channeling her favorite hardboiled detective academy instructor to get to the bottom of it! But why is this Decepticon so hard to catch? What’s the deal with Corvicons anyway? And how is Strongarm so gay? Join us this week for “Get a Clue”!

A freak combining accident splits Sideswipe in two, creating an Overconfident Sideswipe and an Insecure Sideswipe! Can the Bee Team figure out how to get him back together AND stop Drag Strip? Is this actually a really effective way to do therapy? And who is disappointed to be the bottom? Join us this week for “The Great Divide”!

The Bee Team goes after a pair of Stunticons who are looking for one of Windblade’s Cybertronian weapons caches in the middle of a major city! Can they stop them without blowing everyone’s cover — or blowing up the city? Can Bumblebee accept that it’s more important to be a good leader than to be cool? Who do we suspect Wildbreak’s dads are? And who thought giving Sid...