Star Trek Resignation

We finally got there! Crossing The Rubincon! How's it gonna end? (The season. There's still season 2, remember?) So much has happened.  People are dancing or lamenting the cancellation, but we're here to talk about the FINALE (to season 1).   The only place to give you the unvarnished truth about what worked... and what didn't.  Plus a few tall boys.   And also... I'm Eighteen.   Things get loose...

Are they ... too good?  Calm down, Wade. We're talking "300th Night," the 9th episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.   We're also talking  Omega Particles, certain lewd rings, and thing's we've recieved in the mail.    New Sam. Who this? More Vonnegut facts! Everybody loves those. Strap in (We Don't talk about those). Oh hey. Contact your McElroys. We gotta get I'm Eighteeen out there.   https:/...

Talking about Star Trek: Starfleet Academy's "The Life of the Stars": Flipping a chair around backwards and sitting with my arms crossed, "Did you know Shakespeare is basically the same thing as rap?" Let's rap about trauma, fellow kids. Also for the prurient puerile folks out there, this episode gave us fodder to talk about quadratesticles and the genitalia of Klingons ... and echidnas. Lotta sig...

Are they going amok up in here?  Many wing men, wing ladies, and so many hats.  Star Trek, The Holdovers...  without Paul Giamatti? The Talk About Star Trek Challenge. Nerd Corner: On hologram ballistics and empathic psychics making sounds... In Space. Just be gay already, Hunter.  How gay are we on a fluid sexuality scale?  Well we get into that.  And ok Intrepid Class Listeners:  You know what y...

Wherein we watched an episode of we rather liked (Come, Let's Away).. And tear apart what we didn't like for over an hour. Contact your McElroys! https://patreon.com/kickersofelves  

It's time to return to Deep Space Nine with Series Acclimation Mil! First though... Wade did something you shouldn't do: He went to Reddit.   Lot to unpack in this episode, for the real fans anyways. Is Sean confused? Short answer: Yes. Have you contacted your McElroy's yet?  Oh. Also mentioned in this episode was James's fanfic pilot of a new Trek tv show.  Remember?  Well you can check it out fo...

We're turning things around here. No more negativity. Good Vibes only! It's a good thing we like this episode, "Vox in Excelso" What happened with Klingons after Star Trek Discovery left them behind in season 2?   Wade gets a bunch of facts wrong and shames his house. People are talking about this episode, but nobody's talking about Jay-den's two dads.  What's up with that?   Too gay or not gay en...

Did this show need to be this long?   Plus other... notes. This one's about sports. Or it? And pranks. Or is it? And horticulture.  Don't forget to contact your representative, your most favorite McElroy, and most influential pocast about getting "I'm Eighteen" into season two of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy! For more cut dad content keep an eye on the Kickers of Elves patreon: https://patreon.com...

We're here to talk about Star Trek: My Starfleet Academy. Episodes 1 "Kids These Days" and Episode 2 "Beta Test" An old "Kickers of Elves" Rules of Acquisition friend reappears after years unheard... But mostly it's Wade, Glen, and Sean.  The only Trek pod that will give you the unbiased truth... for the right reasons.   Regarding other Pods... Wade has a favor to ask and it's all hands on deck.  ...

The season is over! And what a doozy of a finale. We gotta talk about what people liked or didn't like about this season, why they were wrong, and also why they were so very right about. What a mess.  Always keep Harvey in your heart.  He exists somewhere. he has to. https://www.instagram.com/bigseanliftin/ https://bennyscheckner.substack.com/ https://bogmad.substack.com/ https://letterboxd.com/fi...

Lemonade? You're Soaking in it! No. You're not.  If you can deal with our vulgar lasciviousnous, then maybe you'll enjoy what we have to say about these Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episodes.  "What is Starfleet" and "Four and a Half Vulcans."   Did we enjoy these episodes?  How is this season turning out for us so far? You WILL hear from us on every episode.  Eventually.   https://patreon.com/ki...

We talk about the fifth and sixth episodes of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds season 3. "Through the Lense(sic) of Time" and "The Sehlat Who Ate Its Tail" Wait. Lens of Time! Who would make that mistake? Those, and more! All the Star Treks! Even Prodigy! Kiefer! Columbo!  When Star Trek is good it's good. And these ones were good Star Treks, so lets talk. Catch up! We're still digging ourselve out....

Glen is dying. Wade is ... what is Wade doing?  Sean is Sean-ing. We talk about "Shuttle to Kenfori" and "A Space Adventure Hour" We like them!   ... Wade has caveats. Jerk.   Next time we'll be full of joi de vive.  Probably. Check out the patreon where we trash talk Billy Joel! patreon.com/kickersofelves

Hey a new Star Trek show just dropped, check your podcast feed!  Ok. Now wait a few weeks and check it again for the newest pocast with too confusing a name from Star Trek Resignation! Sean has finally been forced to watch Strange New Worlds, and Wade can't help himself but to whine and complain.  Glen has it right and knows this is a good show and the rest of them should shut up more often. https...

We watched Star Trek 31.  Oh look, another podcast  https://patreon.com/kickersofelves  

We're not really here to talk about theme songs. And yet...  We've got a lot to go through with "Fissure Quest" and "The New Next Generation"  Time to say goodbye to our Lower Decker friends and even the TNG era of Trek itself. A long road indeed.  Who hates the multiverse? We don't hate seeing Garak and Bashir get together though.  Fan service? Hey we're not talking about the Parks and Rec finale...

Whenever you're listening, we're talking about the Star Trek: Lower Decks episodes "Fully Dialated" and "Upper Decks" An episode about references, and an episode about tropes.  Which do we prefer? How many points of view are in this Rashomon?  There are podcasts out there, but you can also read Gene Wolfe. https://patreon.com/kickersofelves  

The ship has really gotten off course.   There are some Derelictions of Duty. Glen and Wade talk about "Starbase 80?!" and "Of Gods and Angles"  Sean talks about those, but also about things more prurient (NSFW) Know this: Princess Bride fans will   cut you.  They're not like you gentle, forgiving Trekkers.  https://patreon.com/kickersofelves

If we don't alienate you within the first five minutes you're in for a good time!  Wade is dying, and Glen is now the host.  Sean is... there. Star Trek Lower Decks: The Best Exotic Nanite Hotel and Farewell to Farms are what we're talking about. Oh but some other things might slip in.   For more go to https://patreon.com/kickersofelves  

It's the final season of Star Trek: Lower Decks! Say it ain't so. No, this is not a podcast about Modern Family -though Glen's family is expanding- or The Floor, hosted by Rob Lowe. Pay no attention to Sean.  Consider all that discussion as no more than extraneous, un-wanted B plots.  No, this podcast is about Star Trek, specifically Dos Cerritos and Shades of Green. Like what's up with the blue O...

We start off telling you about why Gallagher sucks, and Glen has some huge news, but hey this is also going to be a thorough accounting of the last episode and the legacy of Star Trek Discovery.  Mostly that. We promise. This podcast is a party.  Celebrate with us. Get loose. Say things loudly you might regret. If you want to hear all of the songs Sean sang for our theme songs this season check ou...

Put the money on the table, sugar. We're talking Star Trek to you.  Specifically, Labyrinths and Lagrange Point.  Generally, we may talk about what this show has done and what it's forgotten to do.  Wade has some predictions about the finale, which you've probably watched already. Do they make him sound like a dummy?  https://patreon.com/kickersofelves  

Two Episodes, two very different tastes. Sometimes you get what you asked for, and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Sometimes you don't expect to like something and yet you do.  Because its well crafted. Why was the mofongo good? https://patreon.com/kickersofelves  

Resounding praise indeed!  But with the grade A nitpicking you've come to expect, loathe and/or adore.  Memory Alpha funtime rabbithole!  Year of the Backlog: Enjoyment, not Obligation. http://patreon.com/kickersofelves  

The finale looms before us.  The final season of Star Trek Discovery.  The End Begins! Wade, Glen, and Sean are back to talk about Disco. Do we feel obligated to? Sure! But also it's a good time. For us. To talk about it. And back up our feelings with reasoning. Like one should. Forget Status Report, a new end segment from Glen is revealed! Why add some music no one knows? Complain or praise us, o...