Jesper and Albert Engan
Star Trek Minute by Minute
Every week, Jesper and Albert watch one minute of Star Trek: First Contact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jesper and Albert Engan
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Latest episode
May 26, 2026
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Episodes
[32] Venting // Colonel Cornerel Cory 26.05.2026 34:18
Two gentlemen of good character discuss the end of the longest scene in Star Trek Minute by Minute history, and then finally get to move on to people walking through corridors for forty seconds. It's riveting stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[31] No: Time to Prime // Prince Symbol 06.05.2026 34:32
Two squires rant about scene length, talk about Tequilla, review the characters in the film. They also continue to debate the No: Time to Prime name. We are, however, excited to announce that the No: trilogy will reutrn in the Summer of 2026. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[30] Scotch // Time To Talk About The Prime Directive 21.04.2026 30:19
Two former pitch hitters for the Boston Red Sox discuss scotch, Jonathan Frakes, and try to come up with the best title for a minute of all time. Get ready to have your mind blown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[29] Alms to an Almsman // Willthaniel Frakes 14.04.2026 30:47
Two podcasters return to their favorite movie, practice their vocabulary, be mean to Jonathan Frakes, and have an all around good time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Day Before First Contact 2026 Watchalong 04.04.2026 37:26
Once more, we we celebrate the well known and critically acclaimed holiday of April 4, the day before first contact, and watch the first 28 minutes of Star Trek: First Contact. Anyway, so how have you been? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[28] Do cocaine // Use an EMP 24.09.2025 26:56
Two partners theorise on shirt colours, debate Lily's medical condition, lament Picard's Machiavellianism, and Jesper tries out a new type of intro. On the Enterprise, Lily leaves, Picard plans, Data discusses, Wharfs wields weapons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[27] I'm a Doctor Not an Episode Title // Yeah So No 02.09.2025 26:50
Two single men discuss a corporeal hologram for most of an episode, and air vents and shirt colors for the rest of it, all without ever saying the words "yeah", "no", or "so". In case you're curious, Jesper says it 9 times more than Albert but we're gonna go over that in the next episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[26] Deck 16 // Is Data a Data Guy? 19.08.2025 22:25
Two kinsmen discuss just how much the Borg seem to be dominating, question Data's computer skills and the general way computers seem to function in this universe. That's most of it actually, and we do it in two longer segments. So, you know, if you don't like computers this might be the one to skip. On the other hand if you love computers, this might be the one to replay and replay. See, I was alw...
[25] The Movie Begins // Give Me 30 CCs Of Assimilation Stat 29.07.2025 23:47
Two co-hosts discuss the Borg, contractions, cruise ships, and YouTube's Dr. Geoff Lindsey . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[24] Space Log // Jesper Is Sleepy 22.07.2025 26:09
Two space friends talk about aliens and walk-and-talks. Jesper is very sleepy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[23] Gift Horse // Challenge Wheel 20.06.2025 32:55
Two nakamas (It's like close friend in Japanese but it's really impossible to translate it's very powerful) initiate a quick yearly meeting, then discuss Trojan gift horses and shadows (not Shadow Men but closely related), debate Star Trek engineering, and Albert makes a challenge wheel, while their new favourite character climbs into a vent he's sure to make it out of alive. Hosted on Acast. See...
[22] Phallic Rockets // Mr. Data and Picard Yaoi 03.06.2025 9:59
Two normal men discuss the obvious tension between Mr. Data and Picard, rocket decals, and that's pretty much it, in an episode surprisingly shorter than the minutes with just the credits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[21] Engine HOOM // Luke 17:4 27.05.2025 30:49
Two play-mates talk about actually enjoying themselves, theorise on Shadow Men and the Grey Earl, lose their spliff virginity, Jesper discusses his nickname, and do some bible reading, and debate on the moroseness of certain people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[20] Naming and Shaming // Crusher 07.05.2025 48:44
Two mates spend genuine ages ranking 20 minutes while also coming up with fun, creative names for each of them, a bit that I honestly expected to be real disappointing but boy did it deliver. They also discuss feminism, and learn about Wharf's heritage. Honestly, there's barely anything here about the minute. I guess we mention radiation, but we were lucky to have so much stuff to cover with a min...
[19] ...(a) // Frakes, Picard, Data 22.04.2025 23:45
Two daredevils talk Dermot, dreams, dot dot Data, discuss the dearth of destruction, and then end on a quick game of RPS to cap off a damn short episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Day Before First Contact 2025 Watchalong 04.04.2025 28:36
We celebrate the internationally renowned holiday of April 4, the Day Before First Contact, and watch the first 18 minutes of Star Trek: First Contact together. This one's gonna reaaaally suck if you're not watching the movie with us, by the way. You can just pirate it. It's fine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[18] In Transition // 41-HOOM 04.04.2025 41:30
One friend and one companion try to recreate some magic as Albert messed up the audio on the original recording. They find a HOOM sign up for auction, theorise on the Shadow Men, criticise an acting choice and the pyro department, learn some Lore/Data-lore, go on some longer tangents as per usual. Oh boy, I've been going through this for so many passes and I swear I cannot remember a single detail...
[17] Phone a Friend // HAMPSHIRE! 12.03.2025 39:57
Two lotus-eaters broadcast the pilot of Quiz Me Softly, discuss nuclear warfare, remiss on the West is the Best Fest and the obliteration of New Zealand., plan a national podcast holiday, take a rewind back to Frakes and Brannon "B-Rag" Braga writing Star Trek: First Contact, confidently but incorrectly describe Schrödinger's cat and try some Search Engine Optimisation. Jesper tries really hard to...
[16] Davy Jones // Inside Job 18.02.2025 33:15
Two cronies do a sponsorship for the ICC, come up with acronyms then conspiracy theories, compare themselves to the Star Trek podcast big leagues, and debate the merits of learning to ride a bike during war time. Reuploaded with better audio on 10/3/25. Geez, who the hell was in charge of editing the original, am I right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[15] Monomyth // Drinking? Next to a bar? 11.02.2025 29:47
Two mates talk about baseball generally and catchers especially, Grabadbullah the Blue Wizard, who's gonna sacrifice themsleves, pull off a poetic outro, recap the monomyth of Albert watching YouTube, Jesper creates some drama. Hey, hasn't Jesper talked about the Aeneid and old operas for ages and ages in previous episodes? Eh, never mind, that can't possibly be an indication of his megalomaniac h...
[14] The Worst Bet of All Time // Giant Florida Spider 17.01.2025 31:45
Two hermanos talk about time travel again and theorize on first contact again again again, debate the fine points of terraforming, give an exclusive insight into the pod's production, run through the story of Tiffany the psycho killer/charming scientist, and look at the USS Enterprise from an intersectional point of view. Albert loses an inhuman amount of money. [Notes] It took me about 30 days mo...
[13] Mood of the Year // Shropshire Diaspora 10.12.2024 35:57
Two gamins do some research on the mood of the year, think about time travel, conspire on the Kennedy assassination, segue from dinosaurs to racist Hollywood conspiracy theories shockingly quickly, pay out a bond, commit to a loan, then try to come up with a fun, fresh and algorithmically friendly title for their newest episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[12] Planet-sized Copper Sulphatorium // Have You Ever Had a Good Chili? 26.11.2024 24:28
Two hombres talk about David Data, analyze military strategy again, reminisce over Picard's lost love, discover the chemical makeup of the borg cube, review some modern art, bungle a bit about discrimination of indigenous people, when a Trojan War (see what I did there) cuts the episode short. [Explanatory notes] Here's the art project we discuss: https://www.artangel.org.uk/project/seizure/. Host...
[11] To Dogfight a Cube // Engan's Law of Science Fiction 29.10.2024 35:23
One iconic duo talks about the Kennedy Assassination, the Dodgy Dossier, Epcobbles, space war strategy, Klingon catchphrases, inter-species marriage, Albert accidentally alliterates, and for a very brief moment, they talk about minute 12 of Star Trek: First Contact. [Explanatory notes] For the best listening experience, please read up on the build up to the Iraq War before listening to this episod...
[10] Famous Squares // To the Battle Station! 16.10.2024 37:55
Two pals initiate season 2, criticise bad ship design, identify a gap in the literature, list 20 potential alarms, provide the definitive ranking of the ten first minutes (this is the biggest chunk), dunk on a battle scene, try to figure out who the guys on the destroyed ship are with absolutely no information to guide them, and complain about Mister Data. Jesper is really into boats. Jesper's Sta...
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